>Hot Egyptian girl wants to have sex with you >Run away

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Because the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil women.

1. She was married, belonged to a captain. I don't have to tell you that adultery is bad.

2. A healthy fear of God. Stop thinking with your dick.

>>2463798
b-but muh dick n-needs to get wet!

>that time Moses literally pimped his wife out to the Egyptians

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Bullying Prank (GONE WRONG) (KNIFE PULLED)

>>2463769
>so this is monotheistic power
>not bad

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>>2463769
>being corrupted by sluts

>>2463817
his sister-wife

>>2463776
this is just like one of my chinese cartoons

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>>2464195
So..this..is the power of Jehovah..

>>2463769
MGTOW buddo

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Joseph is the second Job.

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Daniel is the third Job

>>2463817
Care to elaborate?

>>2463778
This one's the best. Made me kek.

>>2464208
what movie ?

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>>2464229

>>2463844
Shamefully laughed

roasties btfo

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Basically this. I do it to lusty white wenches all the time.

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>>2467227
OHHHH SHITTTTT BURRNNNNN

>>2467227
beaneresses btfo

>>2463778
>98%of 4chan should reality have a hiccup and a woman actually wants to fuck them

>>2464258
technically job is the second joseph

>>2467812
What?

>>2463817
You're talking about Abraham.

>>2463769
>do it

But he didn't ''do'' it

>>2463769
He did become prime minister of Egypt after that so it went right I would say.
Shameful that his descendants were fucking degenerates and got BTFO by Assyria.

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>>2464260
jeb is the fourth job

>>2463769
homo

>>2468135
Do you mean 'pardon'?

>>2467812
S-so?

>>2467227
That ass my lord

>>2463769
Joesph is the Leon Kennedy of the bible.

>>2463769
Because doing so would have gotten him in killed and the bitch would have used it as blackmail(she tecnically did anyways).

>>2463778
>Drop spagetti

>>2467227
Anyone got sauce for this?

>>2471024
Sadly, I don't think anyone does my duce.

>>2463769
Why not take his word for it, that he did it out of respect for his boss? A boss, by the way, who could have had him executed but did not, implying that the boss knew his wife was a lying whore.

>>2463786
But since then, I've come to believe that you are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying to be the shepherd, Ringo, I'm trying real hard.

>>2463817
Moses was not married at any time in Egypt.

>>2464258
Joseph is a type of messiah.

>>2467823
Job is the first book written in the bible, and Job lived centuries before Joseph, and likely contemporaneous with Abraham, whom OP meant to mock.

>>2464229
>YHWH*

>>2463769
Because he would literally been killed or worse?

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>>2463769
>>2463774
>>2463776
>>2463778

>>2467227
>"No way fag"

>>2471373
damn this gets me going tbqh

>>2463769
A jew is accused of rape. Says the girl is mad because he refused. Source is a Jew book.

Moabite stone:
"So I went by night and fought against it from the break of dawn until noon, taking it and slaying all, seven thousand men, boys, women, girls and maid-servants, for I had devoted them to destruction for the god Ashtar-Chemosh. And I took from there the vessels of Yahweh, dragging them before Chemosh"

Bible:
"When the king of Moab realized that he was losing the battle, he took seven hundred swordsmen with him and tried to force his way through the enemy lines and escape to the king of Syria, but he failed. So he took his oldest son, who was to succeed him as king, and offered him on the city wall as a sacrifice to the god of Moab. The Israelites were terrified and so they drew back from the city and returned to their own country"

Same war.

>>2467227
Didn't she play Pablo Escobar's wife in Narcos?

>>2466546
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

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>>2472667
Better one.