I'm a Russian, teleported from 1987 to 2017. What are the

>>2417255
You can atcually decide the job you'd like to do but you will have to know people in order to get a good job

you can actually buy shit you want provided you are well paid

internet

>>2417255
Well for one thing you're much more likely to be homeless, addicted to heroin and have AIDS.

But at the same time you have access to Pizza Hut, Adidas Tracksuits and Counter-Strike.

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>>2417255
Basically think back to the mid sixties. Its like that only now you are being fucked by capitalists, your economy is in the shitter, the cold war is semi going but Russia is less rich and influential this time, the US president is still a TV personality, and your overlords are now billionares with huge amounts of power instead of regular guys with huge amounts of power. Also instead of a corn loving fatty (im sticking with the 60s comparison, I know gorbi was in charge in 87), you've got a bond villian superhero in charge.

>>2417255
Did you teleport behind me?