>Ayo, what's yo' Biblical nationality, nigga? How

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>>2416670

I'm not a retard who believes in sky daddy so I'd just tell him to fuck off

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>biblical

whats next, my game of thrones nationality?

>>2416678
>people still think the biblical God is a "sky daddy"
Found the theological illiterate

>>2416708
>reading 2000 year old fan fiction

no thanks

>>2416723
>thinks the Bible was written all at once 2000 years ago
>thinks extra-biblical material doesn't exist
No thanks.

>>2416728
did they make you pay for the extra DLC?

>>2416670
P-p-please, massah, take pity on an ignorant Edomite!

>>2416670
My biblical nationality is ecclesiastes.

Oh, by the way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYtTSNjky0c

>>2416670
Japhethite

Lud.

>>2416728
>thinks the bible is valid knowing there is extra-bibilical material and that it wasn't compiled 2000 years ago but rather 1700 years ago
heh

>>2417038
>compilation = writing
>thinks knowledge that the Bible is a collection of books hurts it
Wee

>>2416708
The biblical god is a sky daddy though

People getting a more abstract view of him hundreds of years later under Hellenistic influence doesn't change that

>>2416670
How do I do that? Never bothered with Christianity since after 3rd grade
Half Mixtec Half German

>>2416670
Gentile lol

>>2416670
Elamite or Moabite

>>2416670
What lands were occupied by which sons of Japheth?
Irish diaspora here btw

>>2416670
I am an Edomite devil, and I'm here to destroy your civilization in the name of Aryan Jesus.

>>2416771
>>2417354
Edomites are extinct

>>2417345
Europe and Anatolia.

Though since Anatolia is Turkish now I don't think it's Japhetite any more.

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>>2417361
That's what they want you to think.

>>2417362
When people still took the bible literally all of Eurasia was thought to be Japhetite, including Mongoloids

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No Sodomites.
Golly.
I feel so all alone.

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>>2417229
>The biblical god is a sky daddy though
Except he isn't. Even Jewish concepts of EL/ the monad weren't so simple. Hell, even Zeus isn't so simple.

I don't understand this meme pls explain.