Is it true hitler never had a gf before Eva? Maybe that's

>>2412650
So he was /ourguy/ afterall

Eva is a pretty good first gf.

Hitler sucked at everything.

Hitler had a long history of being infatuated with teenage girls and being abusive and controlling toward them. They all commited suicide, like his niece Geli Raubal, who was 20 years younger than him.

How would a guy with an unusual penis even get a girlfriend? And why didn't Eva tell anyone about his junk and how unusual it was?

>>2412680
This tßh

Hitler was a permavirgin NEET in his 20's and that fucked up his love life forever after.

Just like it'll fuck up yours. :^)

What about his niece? Didn't he drive her to suicide because of jealousy?

>>2412713
I know that feel.

I think his genitalia may have been the reason he only had a few sexual partners in his life.

>>2413977
>dat obsession with führercock

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>>2413984
It ain't the size of the boat that was the problem.

>>2414231
Please tell me more about the führer's cock.

>>2414268
I'm sure it wasn't circumcised.