so i just got a Dachshund puppy, what would be the best /his/-related

>>2406748
Don't do that, for dogs special names are.

>>2406748
Longpup

MAXIMUS

Max for short

bonnemort it means good death in french

>>2406748
The longus dogus

>>2406748
the blackus tailus

Rheingold

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>>2406748
Doge

>>2406748
Rocinante.

it was don quixotes horse. Is not historical but it has a nice ring to it

Anaximander

Call him Nax for short

Marshal tito

Wilhelm II and call him Willie for short

Hannibal if it's a black dachshund.
Abraham "Africanus I" Lincoln if only brown.

>>2406748
A) that's not even & humanities.
B) why are anglos retarded enough to give that thing -which in German is called Dackel- a DIFFERENT German name which is completeley made up and means "badger dog"?
C) call that thing Amok

>>2406748
>what would be the best /his/-related names for him?

Mean Little Dick

>>2406748
Muhammed

Edward Longshanks or Eddie

>>2406748
Hitler

>>2406748
maximilian
franz
talleyrand
napoleon
richelieu
charles II
rex, caesar, kaiser, imperator, konig
doggerland
devereux
conrad

>>2408296
also roland

Wolfgang

>>2406748
Trismegistus
Tristram for short.
Lawrence Sterne will smile from heaven.

Zamperl ... google it ayws

>>2406748
Zhukov

>>2407716
Dackel is the short version of Dachshund.

>>2406748
If you dont name it wiener schnitzel youre do7ng it wrong

>>2408465
thanks.

Strelok

Dee-oh-jee

Mohammed.