>chosen alone out of all women in human history to give birth

>>2406632
>mortal woman

Let the dead bury their dead, because in truth we are beings of spirit.

>>2406632
>>chosen alone out of all women in human history
Danae was better.

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>Protestants
Respect Mary and recognize her role.

>Catholics
HAIL MARY ALL WORSHIP MARY PRAISE MARY BOW DOWN TO MARY, BUILD STATUES AND IDOLS IN HER HONOUR. AVE MARIA DEUS VULT XD Jesus? Who's Jesus?

ps Mary was an eternal virgin even though the Bible says she had children with Joseph.

pps Mary was sinless even though the Bible says everyone is a sinner.

ppps its just a coincidence that our portrayals of Mary and son resemble the pagan sun & moon idols

pppps you should NOT read the book of Revelation.. because it points to the Vatican as being the Antichrist beast system, heh God made a mistake we understand

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>>2406663

>>2406632
>literal cuckoldry fantasy

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>>2406632
>nah but there's nothing special about Mary, she's just some random woman you know."

you didn't read her genealogy in Matthew did you?

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>>2406632

It wasn't random. She was just the first woman to do anal with her husband because it wasn't "real" sex, like lots of religious girls do today, following in her footsteps. That makes her a very holy woman.

>>2406667
>Guys, I've figured it all out! All of these religions use circles in some context! Therefore, Catholics are sun-worshipping pagans!

>I strongly believe that this impossible nonsense is good and pure and perfectly reasonable to take seriously
>but not this different equally retarded supernatural thing, heaven forbid!

You are all fucking stupid, only smart intelligent people like me believe in this other thing that's better than those first two things.

>still caring about interpretations of ancient myths

Holy fucking christ

>>2406732
But we're talking about Mary, not the myth of evolution.

>>2406747
It's really sad that the smart people on this board have such tunnel vision that their intelligence shuts off when applied to biology.

Evolution is real, we can direct it, humans have created several new species through human directed evolution, biology doesn't even make sense without it. every single piece of evidence that should be there, is. It's real.

>>2406772
>>2406747
Not this shit again.

Well ya know what? This is a fucking retarded thread anyway, go crazy.

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>>2406732
It was real, Anon.

>>2406663

You're in every Mary thread and all you do is strawman. Enough.

>>2406782
Oh right I forgot that magic is real

>>2406790
Well, actually...

>>2406800
Nope.

>>2406803
You need to actually study magic before dismissing it.

>>2406815
Are you one of those people who assumes that any given atheist hasn't read the bible or attended a lot of church? I did it for most of my life bud, it's another ancient myth.

>>2406821
I think it's actually quite real, and has left tangible evidence in the world. Of course, you'll say it's all fake.

>>2406826
>tangible evidence
such as?

>>2406826
It hasn't.

>>2406829
The incorruptible bodies of the saints, Eucharistic miracles, apparitions, healings, prophecies come true, etc.

>>2406838
>incorruptible bodies of the saints,
Same thing happens to Buddhist monks, probably has something more to do with ascetic lifestyle. As for the rest, hardly tangible.

>>2406838
>The incorruptible bodies of the saints

Pretty obviously either covered in wax or entirely made of wax. Other ones are as believable and as supported by evidence as ghosts, ghouls, Odin or Muhammad speaking to god. It's all bullshit.

>>2406842
>Same thing happens to Buddhist monks, probably has something more to do with ascetic lifestyle.

Or they have access, albeit in a limited fashion, to the same mystic energy as the saints.

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>>2406856
Dude, or maybe its Midichlorians

>>2406838
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though, what prophecies have come true?

>>2406856
I think this finally proves that catholics are not christians

>>2406864
Why do you resist believing?

>>2406855
Ghosts are real. People take photos of them all the time. It's actually to the point where Apple is trying to "fix" people's phones so that ghosts stop showing up in photos.

>>2406869
Why are you so gullible?

>>2406872
To be honest, some electromagnetic shell of a human that used to be alive is more believable than the bible.

I have Faith in Mary, she helps me cast Level 4 Cleric Spells with a +3 bonus.

>>2406866
At least some of Fatima's prophecies have come true, like the one about World War II and the one about John Paul II's assassination attempt.

Meanwhile, the prophecies of Our Lady of Akita are arguably coming true right now, given the division in the Church.

>>2406869
Why do you resist critical thinking?

>>2406893
You're not a critical thinker when it comes to the belief in evolution.

>>2406887
Git gud, by worshipping Peter you get + 2 defense (hes the ROCK of the church) and control over all demons who are at level 6 Posession or lower

>>2406916
I rolled a New World Cleric to get the Syncretism archtype modifier.

>>2406968
>>2406916

God damn it now I want to New Testament RPG.

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>>2406981
I always wanted to be a Mithraic cultist.
>+2 Fire resist
>+2 Animal Handling
>Proficiency with Martial Weapons

>>2406632
My cleric got into Christian Hermaticism

+3 magic
-2 Orthodoxy

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>>2406981
One of the better games to come out of the d20 boom.

>>2406676
The guy who makes it a point that all humans are related to Adam?

>>2406778
I like your style friend

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>>2407002
>>2407028
>>2406981
>>2406916
>>2406968
>>2406887

>>2406663
Strawman harder

>>2406632
Literally just in the right place at the right time.