>be philosophy student in germany >working in academia

>>2406400
Serves you right for getting a useless degree instead of being willing to work hard.

>>2406407

but I am willing to work hard

Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

>>2406400
You have to find ways to make it work for you. You've got to hustle. For example, if you have +3 Charisma or higher, you can become a pop historian like all those dudes on the History Channel.

Develop some very well-thought-out hot opinions the diverge from the norm and shill those for attention until you're able to charge 10 grand PER appearance at lecture Halls and meme colleges the country over.

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>He literally, seriously, unironically fell for the philosophy meme

>>2406400
At least you live in germany you can get a manual labor job and still be able to live, meanwhile here in easter europe i make 230€ a month, 4 of my 8 coworkers have a uni degree, 2 economics 1 law and im not sure, all work this shitty bottom of the barel job.

>>2406400
nigga you serious. Once you hit that W3 Professur you be rakin' in mad dolla