I want to worship Satan as a real entity and practice black magic.

>>2398963
At the psychiatrist.

>>2398963
>I want to worship Satan
Why? He lost

Start with the Greeks.

Politics

>>2398963
Try /x/

>>2398963

Graduating middle school

>>2398973
not yet he hasn't.

>>2398963

>>>/x/

>>2398963
Worshiping a fictional character is stupid to begin with, but you want to worship the one who's going to lose within the context of the fairy tale that he's in?

>>2399019
>>2399085
/pol/ would probably be the better option. They seem to be better at doing magic lately.

>>2399085

>satan worshiping belongs on /x/
>but my sky deity belongs here

>>2398963
>worshipping a guy that hates your guts

>Where do I start?
Probably at the lonney bin

>>2398963
Dye your hair black and keep telling your mom it's not a phase.

>>2399087
Trump was going to lose as well and yet he came out victorious. Where is your god now?

>>2399122
Kek

>>2398963
There's some correct info and some not in joy of satan check it

>>2398963
Grimoirium Verum.
Agrippa's Three Books.
Maybe Lemegeton.
Maybe Abramelin if you wanna shirk about half the work and simply focus on control of the Kings/Principalities.

>>2398980
Why?

>>2399019
>>2399085
>>2399065
>implying there's not a relatively long history of actually practiced Satanism before the modern era

>>2398963
Try >>>/x/

>>2399236
Thanks for this, I've only seen stuff about Thoth an Joy Of Satan Ministries can you give any tips not to fuck up, and also what are your views on Mahakali or the dark mother

>>2398963
r/Atheism

>>2399236
This seems very helpful what about red Magick, white Magick,chaos Magick?