ITT: Historical people you would penetrate (not gay from a Roman

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>tfw you will never have a passionate homosexual affair with this dashing gentleman

>>2380142
Allegedly, he had a huge dick so he'd be the one doing the penetration.

>>2380142
can I get a quick rundown on the Hapsburgs?

Take a look /his/, at these glorious history threads that are supposedly so superior to humanities threads. Look and be amazed I say, as before thy very eyes our presence is graced with the awe that is history threads.

>>2380474
Big chins big feifs.

Meme aside they were basically connected to all the nobility in Europe and the head of the HRE for a very long time. The Protestant Reformation loosened theie grip in power and they managed half of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.