>anon I need you to clean my posterior post haste. I have an audience with the dutchess of edington and I mustn't keep her waiting
How does /his/ respond?
Bitch please
>>2375041
Get on my knees and stick my tongue out
>>2375041
Your highness the cleaning will commence once I pull out my penis.
>>2375041
My Lady this can only be done if you hold my lower member in your hands.
>>2375041
Let me bring my red army bros over first. Don't tell uncle Nicky
What are you, five years old? Clean your own ass ya lazy filth!
>>2375041
>tfw no German empress
feels bad