If you could absorb the knowledge of 3 intellectuals, and know

>>2348286
>and karlos kleiber is a wonderful composer
conductor. Forgive me for my brain farts.

>>2348286
Stefan Molyneux, Mike Cernovich, and Styx.

Id pick Barack Obama as one of the three just for the juicy presidential secrets.

>>2348327
There're no aliens at Area 51, anon

There's the secret, specialized helicopters used during the bin Laden raid; but no aliens.

>>2348286
Zizek, Tesla, Friedman, Kissinger if i get 4.

>>2348343
I'm fine with more mundane but secret knowledge. I don't expect to find out about who REALLY killed JFK or whatever.

>>2348286
Jean Paul Sartre
J. R. Oppenheimer
J. M. Keynes

Odd that all of their names start with J.

>>2348366
Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK

You don't need to be the president to not fall for Oliver Stone invented bullshit

>>2348390
>Jean Paul Sartre
The military attaché of the French embassy? I wrote his file while i worked for the secret service. Someone told me about a philosopher, so i put it on record. Military attaché, and philosopher.

Tao
von Neumann
and uhhhhh
My dog

>>2348286
Me, Myself, and I

Leibniz
Cauchy
Lagrange

It is my turn to discover new theorems and make life harder, or easier maybe, on students

>>2348343
Thanks Barack

>>2348398
He means who was behind lee Harvey Oswald, mate.

Kant, Marx, Mises, Camus

Fight me

>>2348286
me, the writer of my diary, uh...

>>2349436
>Not even going for your mother's son
If you can only think of two ways of saying youself, you're not worth absorbing

>>2348286
Who are the philosophers that got laid the most?

>Bertrand Russell
Commie apologist confirmed.

Must feel very unique, like all those thirteen in dozen first-year Yale kiddos.

>>2349403
Lee Harvey Oswald was behind Lee Harvey Oswald

Is it really that inconceivable that a mentally ill individual with a gun could shoot the president?

Garfield was killed by a loon who thought he got Garfield elected because he gave a speech for him, then felt the president shunned him when he wasn't made anbassador to either Austria or France.

Garfield didn't even know the guy existed.

Vladimir Putin
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
David Foster Wallace

>>2348286

Henry Flynt, Alexander Shulgin, James Clerk Maxwell, and Michael Farady.

Now I can find out neat things to experiment with while under the influence of personally crafted psychedelics while awaiting to be rescued from boredom by a more advanced civilization

>>2348286
Nietzche, Desmond Morris and some famous linguist or some shit

>>2348286
just a reminder that picking 3 old and already dead people would be dumb since it's very likely for them to know much much less than even a prof at your uni nowadays
their knowledge will be outdated as fuck

I'd pick some probably unknown people form my uni
one from the IT department, one from the medicine department and one from the physics department

>>2348286
>the knowledge of 3 intellectuals

Leibniz, Godel, Descartes.

>>2348398
I know that. I meant that I wouldn't be expecting to find out conspiracy bullshit.

>>2348286
Bill Nye, John Green, Neil Degrasse Tyson

>>2348286
Euler
Enoch Powell
Linus Torvalds

>>2348327
>Absorbing the intellect of a negro.
Congrats, your IQ JUST dropped 20 points.

Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Hideki Tojo.

I'd be the ultimate Axis.

>>2351563
Neither you nor I are more intelligent than Barack Obama.

Also nice job falling for the race IQ meme

>>2351806
>race IQ meme

>>2351574
You would also have an unlimited supply of zerohedge quotes, neo-reactionary idols, and fat rolls, guaranteed :^)

Presumably you do this when you read their literature, so what's the point?

Aldous Huxley
It's all you need

>>2348286

>John Stuart Mill
As a measurement of raw intellect this guy was one of the smartest men to ever exist
>Napoleon Bonaparte
If JSM was the smartest, Bonaparte was among the most competent to ever exist
>Vincent Van Gogh
So not only would I be among the smartest and competent men to ever exist, now I'm also among the most creative
>Warren Buffet
And the wealthiest

the best guy at making money
the best guy at getting laid and seducing women
the deadliest motherfucker

>>2348286
Model
Kissinger
Tesla

Frenchaboo, but
Poincarré, Napoléon and Talleyrand
Literally the best leader That could ever be

>>2348286
Probably Isaac Newton, Tchaikovsky, and William Fowler

>>2349413
why the fuck would you waste a pick on camus

absorb all of the energy of everyone who's ever been here

>>2348286
Hegel
Einstein
Terence Tao.

Philosophy, physics, and math. The holy trinity

Von Neumann
Richard Feynman
Ben Rich

Einstein
Terrence Tao
Sam Harris