Can someone give me a quick rundown on why catholics accept the

Original sin

Augustine, there are others, but he is the most important

>>2323706

Catholics believe that only thru raping children can they be freed from the innate sinfulness of humanity.

>>2323706
Your parents are evil because their parents were evil and they taught you to be evil along with everyone else.

>>2323743
Fuck off edgetheist

>>2323750

I'm a Christian not a polytheist.

>>2323750
What's edgier, creating systems which propagate child abuse with built in obfuscation and cover-ups at deep institutional levels; or simply making light of this?

>>2323772
So the US government, school systems, sports institutions are super edgy in your mind?

>>2323830

Of course.

Not as edgy as Catholicism though.

>>2323837
I hope you know that catholicism doesnt exist solely for that purpose correct?

>>2323867

I disagree.

i dont know who this guys are, can you give me a quick rundown?

>>2323871
In that case. I can assume that youre about 5'5, 250 lbs, have a patchy neckbeard, and enjoy collecting swords, fedoras, and anime figurines.

>>2323887

That's the worst defence of raping children I have ever heard.

>>2323918

it was but you're just being disingenuous. Obviously the Catholic church has some nasty fucking cancer but it does an incredible amount of shit outside kiddy fiddling

>>2323932

Obviously. There's only so many times even a Catholic can shoot their load into a child a day.

>>2323945

go to bed, luther

>>2323954

>I rape children

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>>2323837
*Romanism

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>>2323743

>>2323878
brothers bogdanoff. some of the most inaccessible people in the world, some people have told me. if you ever happen to get hold of them though nobody i've known has come out the same afterward. several are now alcoholics, others are now in mental asylums, shouting stuff about "the others" or the "seraphs". these guys are dangerous, in a word. they look young on the surface, but truth be told I've seen pictures of these guys in audience with Tsar Nicky. Other pics are floating around showing them at the siege of sevastopol. go to the louvre or the british museum and on close inspection you'll see them in several large scale historical paintings, jacque-louis david's sketches of napoleon's coronation for example (they fell out of napoleon's favor after they refused to support the continental blockade and so David took them out). At Tilsit, interestingly enough, they have changed sides, walking among Tsar Alexander I's aides-de-camps. Certain sources have also pointed me to certain paintings of Qing martial prowess in the Summer Palace, destroyed in the Second Opium War, having several depictions of the brothers adorned on the wall (literal and symbolic, the Emperor Kangxi dedicated a certain subspecies of lily flower in their remembrance for a certain victory, their names in Mandarin resembling a phrase akin to "heavenly flower spirit"). I can't say much more except that these guys are extraordinarily important to the functioning of the current international financial system. Their net worth rivals several the GDP of several G7 countries so that it can be said that and fluctuation in their value can have unforeseen consequences. I've seen economists treat them as though they were sovereign nations unto themselves, with their own GDP, PPP, HDI and other such economic metrics. be careful, anon, don't dig too deep into this. You won't like what you find if you ask any further.