My friend thinks that Protestantism is just Catholicism; Hedonist

>>2315708
Catholicism and Lutheranism is hedonism, good art, good food, enjoying life. Calvinism meanwhile is concentrated autism worshipping complete austerity and workoholic mentality with no fun allowed.

http://www.traditioninaction.org/Cultural/D015cpProtestantMentalities.htm

>>2315726
Which is why so many of them are mindless capitalists and also why so many Protestant countries have the most irreligious populations in the world right? Oh wait...

>>2315708
Those Koreans are confused, as the image of Jesus with rays coming out of his heart is Roman Catholic.

>>2315726
>tfw you're Lutheran
Feels great, I get all the perks of being catholic without actually having to defer to a pope.

>>2317363
iktf

>>2315708
your friend is dumbe
it's the other way around

>>2315708
Catholicism is Christianity; Babylonian edition

>>2317363
Baptismal regeneration and real presence are unbiblical

>>2317363
But isn't modern Lutheranism quite different from the ideals of Luther himself?
As far as I know, Luther was quite orthodox and even narrow-minded, suggesting irrational things like a literal interpretation of Genesis.

What happened to the Lutheran church from being hardcore bible-thumpers to the church of gay-marriages and female pastors?

>>2319028
kek, Protestant countries became the most degenerate porn fueled countries on earth while Catholic fought vainly to stop you.

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>>2319038

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No.

Protestantism is a reaction to corrupt Roman Catholic practices.

After seeing the violent reaction of the Papacy, the Reformers realized they were dealing with the Antichrist spoken of in Revelation.

>>2315726
Daily reminded that Calvinism is the only logically consistent theology
Anyone else here Presbyterian master race?

>>2319782

*schisms*

>>2317363
>perks of being a catholic
You know, except salvation

>>2315708

All Christianity is Hedonism. That's why I converted to Islam. Being a Christian is going to land you in jail sooner or later, you need to detox.

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>>2315708
Protestantism is basically Christianity: Post-modernist edition. Death of the author. Priesthood of all believers.

Catholicism is literally patrician since the Pope inherited the office of Pontifex Maximus from Roma Eterna.

Eastern Orthodox is basically Christianity: Putin is my Pope edition.

Oriental Orthodox is basically heresy. Not Christianity since 325 AD.

Stop using semi-colons incorrectly.

>>2320137
>Catholicism is literally patrician since the Pope inherited the office of Pontifex Maximus
You realize that title was for the high priest of pagan religion, right?