"Hey you, small one. Which gods do you pray to?"

>>2310971

I pray to the Almighty Glourie of The Amazing Dildoni. Soon, you will too, if only for the tearing pain to stop. Now turn around and bend the fuck over.

>>2310971
The gods that have not made the heavens and the earth, even they shall perish from the earth, and from under these heavens.

>>2310982
I'm pretty sure Odin made the heavens and Earth when he slew Ymir.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

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>>2310971
Hearken, sons of the forest! No blood shall flow this night save that which pity has drawn from a mother’s breast. For this is the birth-night of the Christ, the son of the Almighty, the Savior of mankind. Fairer is He than Baldur the Beautiful, greater than Odin the Wise, kinder than Freya the Good. Since He has come sacrifice is ended. The dark Thor, on whom you have vainly called, is dead. Deep in the shades of Niffelheim he is lost forever. And now on this Christ-night you shall begin to live. This blood-tree shall darken your land no more. In the name of the Lord, I will destroy it.

>>2310971
H-haha you dont scare m-me, you couldnt even beat villagers

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>>2311002

He didn't blaspheme so well, who wants to try next?

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>>2310971
>Blast his ass to oblivion
"ALLAH , my friend"

>>2310971
There is only one God, friend. The beings you pray to are false. Their ears are deaf, and their eyes are blind. You bow to false idols, and sacrifice in vain.

You pray for victory, but are given defeat. You pray for rain, but are give drought. My God is a loving god, who looks upon all men as his sons.

He is strict but fair. He requires that true men worship him, not mindless beasts. Repent now, and accept the Holy baptism. These waters will purify you of your sin, and will show your allegiance to Christ, Lord of All.

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>tfw worship the same gods my ancestors have worshipped for thousands of years
You white people would never understand how it feels.

>>2311107
injun?

Halalalalalalala Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

Proceed to attack the kaffir

>>2310971
I bow to no god, sheep

>>2311161
*gets killed, fedora rolls down hill and lands squarely in front of an Odin totem,totem falls on fedora*

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>>2310971
>I don't.

>>2310971
None. However I respect your religious beliefs and I hope you have a pleasant evening.

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>>2310971
God the father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy spirit, the Trinity that is the one God. Then I would unsheathe my katana and teleport behind him with a terse somewhat laughing "ha" and say "sorry, nothing personal kid."

>>2310971
Personally, a local deity. We call him "Anon," but you wouldn't know him.

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>>2311107
this.

Plus you get to scream "blood for the blood god"

>>2311090

That's the gayest shit I ever heard.

>>2310971
i kneel to no one, and pray to no god but you will be meeting yours soon.

>>2311188
>katana
>not longsword
begone heathen do you even deus vult?

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>>2310971
Prayer is for the weak. Prepare to die.

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>>2311301
Some nob in my class today was going off about ancient hindu scripture but the professor said that until the British arrived, they hadn't written down anything, this true dotbro?

>>2311392
pretty wrong.
The brits translated it to english, but you had earlier examples of written text in the original language.

The mughals and earlier delhi sultanate translated indian texts into persian. Fa Xien took several sutras to china from Nalanda.

Yes the emphasis on writing was less apparent than actual rote memorization but It was present.

>>2311002
Thor didn't protect a tree, Yahweh didn't protect his own son, checkmate Christians.

>>2311392
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Hindu_texts

your professor is retarded.

I make offerings on the solstices and equinoxes to various gods, but otherwise am not much for prayer.

>>2311107
As a white person, knowing that I will not feel that feel is not something I asked for.

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>>2311060
You are a big heathen

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>>2311510
For you

>>2310971
your cock, master :3

>>2311522
>ooga booga where the greek boys at
>rapes you, kills you, loots your basilica

>>2310971
I pray the emperor, the legit ruler of galaxy

>>2310971
>don't pray and you're a fedora
>pray and you're a neckbeard larper

Quite the conundrum we've crafted on these boards

I pray to the mysterious God that one night revealed His existence to me and made sweet promises of heaven and enemy vanquish.
Mine exists.

>>2310971
I pray to death, for he is my god. You will soon meet him.

*unsheathes katana*

>>2310971
"The one true god, heathen. Prepare to speak to him personally"

>>2311107
>implying Christianity isn't the Faith of my Fathers
>implying my forefathers haven't worshiped Christ for hundreds of years, if not over a millennium

I. AM. GOD

*shadowsteps behind you*

Weren't Vikings not that concerned with the religion of other peoples, even respecting some other beliefs?

Or is that history channel bullshit?

>>2311355
>Vikings poster on wall

I didn't ask for this lore.

>>2311611
Just become a Theravada Buddhist so you can say "technically neither".

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>>2311903
A typical pagan would think the more gods they had on their side the better, so they wouldn't just go around disrespecting people's gods for no reason. But as Christianity began encroaching on Scandinavia and they became more familiar with it a more negative reaction developed, Christ was called often called White Christ (white meaning effeminate, cowardly, here), people made up stories of Thor challenging Jesus to a duel and Jesus refusing, etc. But on the other hand combined Thor's Hammer/Cross amulets start appearing.

The Divine Masculine and Feminine.

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>>2311754
>A (One(Uno(Ein))) millenium

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>>2310971
"Our Gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago"

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The same one you pray to, friend. God reveals itself through many names to different people. We differ only in how we worship it and we shouldn't let our cultural differences keep us apart.

>>2310971
I believe in allah the one and true god as your descendants will in a millenium or two.

>>2310971
Perun, Dazbog, Svetovid

>>2310971
ooga booga

>>2311408
>Not realizing that was the plan all along

>>2312320
Was getting caught a part of his plan?

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>>2310971
The Abrahamic God of the Bible and his son Jesus Chris. From now on you will worship Him too heretic or you will face the consequences.

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>>2310971
There is only one true god and his name is Hastur

>>2312320
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design -- Mark 3:23

>>2311107
>Ancestors worship for thousands of years
>White people will never understand
>Christianity has been around for nearly 2000 years; in central and Western Europe for nearly 1500-1000 years

Bruh come on

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>>2310971
Its never too late as long as you convert and repent.

>>2311947
>Christianity encroaching on Scandanvians
>not Scandanvians encroaching on the rest of Europe
Wew

>>2312279
srb detected ))))

>>2312323
noice

>>2310971
Why our gods of course, may our ancestors guide us.

>>2310971
I am enlightenend by my own superior intelligence senpai

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>>2310971
This one

>>2311107
All religions change and evolve with time and your ancestors think you're an heretic faggot who got it wrong.

>>2311392
Hindus have been writing for a long time.
>>2311947
Christians only entered Scandinavia after Scandinavia made itself a threat to Christian Europe. Even fucking Rome couldn't stand to Christ.

>>2311408
But did the tree come back?

>>2312849
>heresy
abrahamics out.

>>2311947
>white meaning effeminate, cowardly

Never change, scandis.

>>2312858
Did Jesus?

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>>2310971
The one and only. I hope you see the light, lost lamb. We're all God's children and He loves you. Repent, ask for forgiveness and you shall receive.

>>2311408
Checkmate?

It's literally the only reason we exist.

>>2312867
Call it whatever you want. You're doing it wrong, shiting on traditions, deviating from custom etc. and your great-great-great-grandpa is mad at you.

>>2312878
Yes that's the point.

>>2312878
Stuck in the LA commutes.

>>2312895
So where is he then. He was supposed to establish heaven on earth in the lifetime of his apostles but they're long gone and he's nowhere to be seen.

>>2311754
>a millennium
>Your forefathers haven't worshipped the same god long enough to have serious cultural conflict with ancient Babylonians, Persians, Greeks, Romans, Christians, Muslims, communists, and fascists
lol "white people have no culture" is sooo true.

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>unironically being religious in 2017

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No Gods, No masters

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>>2312947
>Being religious, not because of faith, but as a way to cope with the nihilism and empty expectations of a modern society

>>2312894
no he ain't.
I keep the spirits of the tradition alive.

>>2312248
That's pretty Sikh
>>2312352
Is that so.

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>>2312947
Unironically being unenlightened after 1648

>>2312968
>reform ideology
>orthodox ritual-wear down to the chuuni wrist thing

>>2310971
>Small one
>The average height in the age of the Viking was 5'6
>I'm 6'4
If anything I'd be asking him this question>>2310975

>>2310971
This is 1000 AD. You might be huge in your village but your only average where I come from.

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>>2311522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_Church

>>2311002
>>2311060
>I AM HELPING YOU
>RESIST AND WE WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU ALL
>WHERE ARE YOUR SACRED SITES

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>>2312383
Looool stfu Hastur, before i beat you to death with my balls. Haha, fucking nerd.

>>2310971
it's funny because a viking that we'll armored is probably late era and therefore most likely Christian anyway, so I'd just say Jesus

>>2314937
this

Leif Erikson, Cnut the Great,a ndmore were both Christians

even Vikings were better as Christians.

although the staunchly-pagan Jomsvikings were awful cool.

>>2315061
Yeah no, people don't suddenly become better at doing things because they are christians or some shit. Besides, Cnut at least had a certain amount of sympathy for the germanic religion.

>>2310971
Jesus, is breddy gud, you should give it a try

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>you put your faith in Odin and Thor
>we put ours in cannons and whores

>>2315143
>Yeah no, people don't suddenly become better at doing things because they are christians or some shit.
it opens them up to trade and interaction with the christian world
many merchants would not do business with infidels

>>2311505
liquor? distilling was invented by Spanish Muslims so....score one for the one god.

>>2311188
>nothing personal kid

We could honestly do with a "No Role-Playing" rule.

>>2315143
it's not that Christian has magic powers to make you rich, but it is the better political move for the time

it lets you go farther, so to say

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>>2310971
Kek.

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>>2313024
I hope so :)

>>2315152
Your viking gods won't save you now
When the pirates strike from the starboard bow!

*pulls out lighter*

I am god.

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>>2315490

>>2315443
>kek holding up 3 fingers as if to say check'em
>anon gets a 3
This shit's getting out of hand

>>2314167
>>RESIST AND WE WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU ALL

Nice meme fella, but this isn't reddit

>>2311107
Uh, yeah we will? You think all whites just became christian 200 years ago or something?

>>2315299
and actually enforcing that rule about no blatant trolling outside of /b/

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>>2312937
>white people have no culture

>>2311107
>hurr I worship the same mud gods as my shitskin ancestors, take that whitey!

Also, Christianity is 2,000 years old.

>>2310971
I have no need for an imaginary friend norseman.I only trust in my blade.

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>>2317110
>calling someone a mudskin while defending a middle eastern religion

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>>2315623
>implying pagans weren't violently persecuted

>>2317123
>heavy use of Greek philosophy
>among the first adherents were Greeks, Galatians and Macedonians
>hurrr durrr the world is divided between modern georegions
Wew

>>2317142
Is that monk in the background vomiting?

Also that seems like a weird way to cut someone's head.

>>2311090
Wew lad, you're like a christian fedora.

>>2315251
>>2315312
That's great and everything but how do you get this from this post>>2315061
?

He didn't say that vikings/norse did better with access mainland European trade networks, he said they were better as christians with no other qualifiers and did so on a board with a large contingent of unironic catholic/protestant fundamentalists. I mean I could argue the merits/flaws of being a christian from a secular standpoint at that point in history in theory, but that sort of argument cannot happen on /his/ because of all the fucking christfags.

>>2312853
>>Christians only entered Scandinavia after Scandinavia made itself a threat to Christian Europe.
And why did the scandinavians start raiding I wonder? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that the saxons to the south were forcibly converted/massacred could it?

>>even rome couldn't stand against christ
lol no, try "Constantine was sympathetic to the christian religion because his mother was christian and stopped having christians persecuted as a result and things just snowballed from there."

Your faith isn't special and it triumphed in europe as it did because of the backing of powerful political figures, not any inherent truth.

Check'im and behold, vikang

>>2317188
Nice dubs. I'm sure the gods will appreciate them.

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>you will never be made the sex slave of a burly, handsome Viking

Why even live?

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>>2317188
Kek >>>>>>>>>> Scandi pantheon

>>2311090
for I am euphoric, enlightened by my savior Jesus.

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>>2317201
King James Bible
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

>>2317201
>>2317229
The God of Abraham once triumphed over all the gods of Egypt and He shall do so again

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>>2317234
King James Bible
And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

>>2317150
it's the Massacre at Verdun, where Saxon noble prisoners were killed when Charles the Great declared war on the Saxons to convert them to Christianity.

>>2317162
>he said they were better as christians
i said they were better as Christians because as Christians, they had better opportunity. My first post didn't say that Christ was better for them because of theological reasons, but just that Christianity helped them out: they did better as Christians.
I think you extrapolate more from my first post than i meant to convey.

>>2313964
Vikings were considered giants in the age of the Vikings.

>>2315253
>Aristotle wrote about the process in his Meteorologica and even that "ordinary wine possesses a kind of exhalation, and that is why it gives out a flame".[5] Later evidence of distillation comes from Greek alchemists working in Alexandria in the 1st century AD.[6] Distilled water has been known since at least c. 200, when Alexander of Aphrodisias described the process.[7] Work on distilling other liquids continued in early Byzantine Egypt under the Greek-Egyptian Zosimus of Panopolis. Distillation in China could have begun during the Eastern Han Dynasty (1st–2nd centuries), but archaeological evidence indicates that actual distillation of beverages began in the Jin (12th–13th centuries) and Southern Song (10th–13th centuries) dynasties.[8] A still was found in an archaeological site in Qinglong, Hebei province dating to the 12th century. Distilled beverages were more common during the Yuan dynasty (13th–14th centuries).[8] Arabs learned the process from the Alexandrians and used it extensively in their chemical experiments.[citation needed]

[citation needed]

>>2315143
>Yeah no, people don't suddenly become better at doing things because they are christians

They certainly become better at reproducing.

>>2317308
Your post didn't mention any of the underlying reasons why you thought that though.

>>2317405
lol no. What makes people good at having lots of kids is economic insecurity and lack of access to contraception.

>>2317142
>dude lmao this one event happened like 1200 years ago after saxon shits were raiding the frankish empire, killing people, and stealing shit
>christians ltierally genocided them
>muh precious pagans wuz a good boi, he din do nuffin!

>>2310971
*To which gods do you pray.

>>2310971
I am part of a religion called atheism. I worship Richard Dawkins and Bill Nye.

>>2317149
>>heavy use of Greek philosophy
>>among the first adherents were Greeks, Galatians and Macedonians
How does this mean it isn't a brown mans religion, just because Greeks corrupted it.

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PRAISE TALOS!

>>2310971
My existence is sovereign, I am a god and I always hear my thoughts.

>>2318005
Until I'm blind drunk.

>>2317646
>Completely ignores all the Greco-Roman statues defaced by Christians

>>2310971
i prey to the son of this hook nosed carpenter, have you heard of him?

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Jesus christ, mr savage
and he gave me this

>>2310971
Shut up Odin-cuck
I am enlightened by my own intelligence

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>>2311090
Amen anon.