You are in the club, when this guy slaps your gf's

>>2310510
>"What's that Ivan Jr? You want to talk to your dad about beating your sister into miscarriage?"
>Ivan Jr: wha- thwap
>Lead gf out of Kremlin as they figure out what the fuck just happened

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Get my head bashed in.

The madnan's so far gone that he's now slapping imaginary people. God help us.

>>2310527
The way her daughter in law dressed though...

>tripfag starts a shitposting thread

pottery

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>>2310510
Tell him he can fuck her asshole harder than he fucked the people of novgorod everyday for the rest of her life if he would only grant me a small piece of land in Crimea so that I might do the same to the Ottoman horde and the lapdog they call "the crimean khan."

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>>2310913
>Your pregnant daughter in law shows up like this in your royal court. What do you do?

Pull that coat up over his head and pummel him to the ground so my woman can kick him.

>>2310510
I will say "Peter the great was better than you"

>>2311628
it's a fur coat with some decorations and is probably very heavy.

You probably won't be able to lift it.

>>2311635
How heavy could a coat possibly be?

>>2310510
kill his son