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>be me, Napoleon - Emperor of France
>my buddy Alexander I of Russia starts being uppity with me
>decide to invade russia
>reaches moscow and sets fire to it
>"alright boys we are done here, he learned his lesson"
>on my way back I hear Alexander saying "l-look at him r-running away.... p-pls dont hurt me"
>"psh whatever dude"
>years later people bully me for "losing" the war against russia "what was he thinking invading russia in the winter LOL"
>mfw
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t. pierre
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>>2308460
t. Ivan
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>>2308471
t. Jean michel
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>Napoleon set Moscow on fire
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>>2308437
>what happened in the years 1813-1814
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>>2308437
>he was italian
>people call him french
just
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>>2308437
reaches moscow and sets fire to it with my own army inside
Ftfy
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>>2308437
Napoleon set Russia on fire ?
Well, that's new
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>Russia sacrificed everything between poland and Moscow
>Spain doomed itself into a shithole forever
Just so that the objectively best political leader of the time in Europe, if not of all time, could not ensure a long lasting peace and prosperity for Europe, and free them from the eternal anglo
Fags.
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>>2308437
He did win the war in Russia, I thought this was known. He still shouldn't have invaded Russia though. I mean he was the first one to fuck up majorly in Russia, so Hitler had no reason not to prepare better.
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>>2310409
>He did win the war in Russia
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>>2309218
The Russians burned it so he had no shelter during winter for his men.
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>>2308437
>be Alexander, Tsar of Russia
>my buddy Napoleon is trying to take over the world
>try to stop him, he beats up all my other friends and heads for me
>realize the only way to win the game is not to play
>run away from his army
>fight at Borodino anyway and his army loses about as many as mine
>for some reason he decides to camp out in Moscow
>literally just watch as that dumbass freezes to death
>marches off all proud like and me and my nobles laugh our asses off at his army literally freezing to death
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>>2310409
>First to fuck up majorly in Russia
What about the Teutonic Knights? Them fucking up in Russia in Battle on Ice was why Russia was never forced to become Catholic (or had the privilege of becoming Catholic, if you think about it with positive-negative attitude).
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