>tfw no Mel Gibson movie about Joan of Arc, the Boer Wars,

He didn't direct The Patriot.

>>2291373
Lol no, Braveheart was shitty with historical inaccuracies and I haven't watched the Patriot.

He only creates these movies as violent thriller, no historical detail is paid any attention really.

>>2291384

Shit as it may be, the success of Braveheart is responsible for the revival of the historical epic as a genre.

>>2291373
Both those films are unhistorical as fuck, and they're also shit

>>2291384
The Patriot is also shit.

He creates these movies because he's a buttblasted Australian-American Catholic-fascist who's still angry that Britain went Protestant.

>>2291373
(((why))) indeed?

>>2291384
>>2291521
You fucking morons Braveheart is spot on. Read a book and you will find no historical inaccuracies.

>>2291569
0/10 fucking neck yourself

He didn't make The Patriot, and it's a terrible movie

He did make Braveheart, Apocalytpo and Hacksaw Ridge more recently, which are all brilliant

>>2291373
Braveheart triggers Scots more than the English at this point.

>>2291595
>Brilliant
Nah, they weren't though

Apocalypto was great. We never get movies like that..

>>2291569
Lazy bait.

>>2291373
>Joan of Arc
Englishmen killed in various bloody ways, ends with Jeanne screaming "LIBERTEEEEEE" with a final shot of the French army at Castillon charging the smug English. Mel plays La Hire and is somehow present at Castillon.

>Boer Wars
Shows the concentration camps with cruel Brits raping and killing until a courageous farmer, played by Mel, start a rebellion. Ends with him making a final stand against 30,000 scared Bongs.

>Battle of Isandlwana
Mel plays Ntshingwayo Khoza and marshalls the force of the Zulu before leading them in a daring assault for their FREEDUM.

>Dresden Bombing
Mel plays a German veteran of WW1 who tries to save his family while the savage Brits destroy Dresden, too scared to go after a military objective.

>Amritsar massacre
Mel plays a pilgrim going on a vengeance murder streak after the massacre. He kills Dyer before Winchester itself at the end.

>Mau Mau Uprising
Mel plays the role of a Kikuyu farmer content to live in peace with his family and wanting no part in the rebellion. But the massacre of his village by laughing Brits changes everything and he become a feared leader fighting with novel tactics, like guerilla.

>1812 Massacre of Badajoz
Mel plays a spanish civilian. Initially hoping for the French defeat he quickly realises the true nature of the heartless Brits besieging the city and fights to protect it. It ends with his heroic death on the breach, the murder and rape of thousands of spanish civilians by blood drunk Bongs and a close plan of a crying Wellington face with snot running.

>Great Potato Famine
Mel plays the role of Ireland's biggest and baddest potato, fighting for the survival of his race against its planned genocide by the Eternal Anglo.

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>>2291658
>Mel plays Ntshingwayo Khoza
>Mel plays a pilgrim going on a vengeance murder streak after the massacre. He kills Dyer before Winchester itself at the end.
>Mel plays the role of a Kikuyu farmer
>Mel plays the role of Ireland's biggest and baddest potato

>>2291658
All I can think of now is Mel Gibson hibernating underground for the first 20 minutes of a movie, before British soldiers show up to massacre his potato wife and kids.

Also Mel in blackface.

>>2291373
DELETE THIS!
YTTIFGBAHFSTJJJXSFHFDBHOAWB REEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING BURNING TH FLAG

>>2291609
Braveheart wasn't but Apocalypto and Hacksaw Ridge were amazing.