You're chilling in the >holy >roman >empire when suddenly this guy slaps your ass. What do?
I continue chilling in the soon to be Confederation of the Rhine
He must have a long reach from his shitty little island
Oh wait
>>2267149
Surrender my army to him
smile probably
he can invade my ass in the winter
will definitely turn out better than russia
>>2267149
*unzips dick*
>>2267149
Bend over.
>>2267281
gtfo
>>2267149
Send in the Bluc
>>2267149
Tfw can't chill in the woods reading literature, discussing history and philosophy while getting buff and looking to fuck up Napoleon with your bros.
Feels bad man
>>2267485
>Reddition
Retard.
>>2267532
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
>>2267149
>turn around
>m-muh emperor
>look him in the eye
can't describe the following in a chrisitan imageboard