You're stuck with this chap in a elevator for an hour.

>>2263466
Discuss our favorite French monarchs

>>2263466
Talk about the Boer and Irish genocides.

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>>2263475
He suddenly goes on a rant about how England won the Hundred Years war. What's your move?

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>>2263490
Seeing as how England lost a lot of its French territory, I would disagree that England won.

>>2263466
I ask him if he knows that he's popular on a chinese sweatshop forum.

>the MG42 is unequivocally superior to the Bren, and we wouldn't be stuck in this elevator if it had been built by Americans instead of British people

And then presumably I'd stink up the elevator.

I've been having the farts really bad for a while, I think I might have irritable bowel or something.

>>2263490
Since the British winning in WWII is due to the bren gun alone, then it would also hold true that they won the hundred years war, since the longbow was so great

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>>2263500
The stranger starts shouting that nobody spoke French during the 1789 revolution. What is your course of action?

Just stare at him and mouth breath for the full hour

>>2263517
did he really claim that?

>>2263539
That's the story told by the memes.

>>2263547
Nah, however French weren't the only language they spoke.

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>trapped in an elevator with nothing but bad sweaters and warped opinions, the only way I'll survive... is by drinking my own piss.

>>2263580
Lindy's sweaters are comfy tho

>>2263466
>ay cuh u wan som fuq in hear
>get neccc

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>>2263580
You will NOT survive!

>>2263466

Have a lovely conversation about history, his fame, youtube, and potentially ask for references or contacts. I imagine I would like it :)

>>2263466
Talk about how ridiculous cavalry is as a concept and how pitched battles weren't really significant but rather were just skirmishes in between siege campaigns.

>>2263593
>all the sudden the power goes out
>in the darkness you hear someone laugh at you

>>2263765
*Fake laugher*

>>2263466
I strangle him to death.

Throat sing until his eardrums explode and my throat implodes, killing us both

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Is /his/ in love with based Lindy?

>>2263466
Talk shit about Monty and how the failure at Market Garden comes down to his poor decision making and following through when literally everyone around him told him it was a shitty idea in the face of his autistic screeching. When he responds "MUH 90%", I'll reply that the goal was to cross Rhine in order to get to the Ruhr, which they failed to do making it a 100% failure, no matter what the mustachioed retard trying to cover his own ass said.

Ask him why so many militaries use MG3 if its predecessor was so shit.

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>>2263593

>>2263539
He probably claimed that there was no France language and everybody spoke a different dialect. Which was probably true except for the upper class who all spoke the same way.

>>2263466
Speak French to him for the entire duration

>>2263466
Ask him for sources and see him groveling for the rest of the hour

>>2264470
He's a man so British he probably shit biscuits and piss tea, and make claims that really makes you quake the Queen. Said claims are later hyperbole on /his/. What's not to love.

>>2263466

Anyone know when the episode of 'Time Commanders' he's in is supposed to air?

>>2263466
Watch as he shrivels up in the presence of another human being.

Youtubers can only function while ranting at a camera; the possibility of real-time opposition shuts them off.

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>>2264921
>*unzip baguette*
>*Run away from the front line behind him*
Eh......Noffing personel...l'ami

>>2265033
meant for >>2263593

>>2264988
ONE NAKED MAN

>>2264981
he said he doesn't drink tea

>>2263466
I ask him how he feels about France.

>>2264921
It was only true in regions like Brittany and Alsace, Napoleon changed that though

"why didnt europe help the byzantines?"

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>>2263466
Filename

Tell him that hunnic horse archers were objectively THE BEST.

>>2263466
>What do you do?

Shove a MG42 barrel up his arse

>>2265064
>british
>doesn't drink tea
reported

>>2263466
Ask him if he knows that he is a meme on 4chan.

>>2263466
I try not to listen to his propaganda,and tell my self that everything will be okay.

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reminder that Lindybeige claims:

>no one used swords, axes
>no one used horses
>no one used throwing knives
>no one used double strap arm shields
>no one used scythes
>no one used mail coifs
>no one used torches
>Pikemen didn't fight each other
>no one spoke French during the French revolution
>no one spoke Latin during the Roman Republic
>battle of Zama didn't happen
>Romans carried one pilum
>Vikings weren't real
>berserkers weren't real
>climate change isn't real
>stagnant social mobility isn't real
>castles were defended by three soldiers
>butted mail is better than riveted mail
>operation market garden was a success
>Napoleon was literally Hitler
>The Churchill was the best tank in WWII
>The English won the Hundreds Years' War

Talk about D&D and how it's superior to Runequest in every way.

>>2263571
> randomly treating singular words as plural
Holy shit it's Lindy

>>2265912
>>2265912
almost none of those he has said.

>>2263490
Just no, stop

>>2264470
He's your archetypical British /his/poster

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>>2266058
Fucking hell we need a 2nd Guillaume le Conquérant.

>>2263466
>You're stuck with this chap in a elevator for an hour.
>What do you do?

I do what needs to be done, and hope /his/ will post my bail. I am sure the courts will find it justified.

>>2266113
solicit sex?

>>2266129
Wrong weapon, but I like where you're thinking.

Commend him for his distinguished service to the undeniably extant British Empire, and have a chat on the merits of nobility and rightness an Englishman derives of shooting arrows from a longbow.

Have a long and sincere conversation with him, because he's a nice bloke who I would happily talk to, and deserves none of the abuse he gets