>meet a girl >she's into history 'n shiet >agrees

>>2233738

I fucking hate Empires, Empires a shit.

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>>2233738
I know your pain. Any girl who doesn't consider the Haitian empire the pinnacle of human civilisation should be dumped asap.

>>2233738
>meet a girl
>no penis
Thanks but no thanks.

>2017
>he still leaves the house and is a functional member of society

>>2233738
Well I mean she isn't wrong.

>>2233738
Roman empire is the greatest considering the legacy they left. Western world dominates the planet right now and western world has been aping everything Roman for the last 2000 years. Which alphabet are you typing in right now?

>>2233766
>considering the legacy they left.
Byzantine Empire?

>>2233766
The latin alphabet which was derived from the greek one which was derived from the phoenician one

>>2233766
> Which alphabet are you typing in right now?

It is actually Phoenician adapted.

So I guess Carthage was better after all.

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>>2233787
I wasn't looking for your opinion, baby murderer

>>2233787
No it isnt

>>2233779
Oh, you know, and most of European Societal structure. Nothing major, naturally.

>>2233795
>baby murderer
America has murdered over 40 million babies.

Rome murdered babies more than Carthage.

>>2233747
>saying an island nigger farm is better than the roman empire

are you retarded

>>2233803
How?

>>2233787
>>2233785
>>2233779
Rome made it popular though

>>2233813

No, Rome is the Spoil of all Nations.

Rome fell. What was so great about it? Failures aren't great.
They fall and fail because they're not great: just flashy, pretty and gaudy, and usually at their most perverted right before they crash and burn. Hey, exactly as it is today on a global scale. People once thought Aleppo was great, now it's the city of blown-up-stuff. And it's spreading, as a disease of insanity.

>>2233738
>sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies
Wut? The majority of people I've ever known to take any sort of interest in Sub-Saharan history are the more dedicated History buffs.

>>2233806
Do you have autism?

He's clearly joking.

>>2233869

I wonder what your kind of people will gonna say after the heat death of the universe.

>>2233744
Tiocfaidh ár lá.

>>2233738
Why tho?

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>>2233738

>meet a cute girl whos into history

>"so, you like history?"

>"No. I like HERstory"

>>2233992
This is 4chan. There are people who will call the universe overrated right now.

>>2234010
>Shitthatdidn'thappen.txt

>>2234010
Helloooooooooo Reddit!

>>2233738
>>agrees that sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies
But it's underrated? Nobody cares about stuff like Kongo, Songhai, or Mali other than MANSA MUSA WAS THE RICHEST LOL. Nobody cares about the influence of christian missionaries in sub-saharan states, or the rise and fall of the Zulu.

You can like history without being a hipster about it

>agrees that sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies
what normie spends their time talking about sub saharan Africa? It def is not "overated." no one even talks about it.

also that is like probably the only empire normies even know about

>>2233738
>greatest empire of all history
>rome
>not the United States of America

>>2233869
True but when even uts conquerors call themselves after it you cant denie the i>>2233977
mpression it left.
Fuck, even the ottomans wanted to be roman at some point.

>>2235944
Not technically an empire. We're a Presidentire.

>>2233738
>sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies
suspension of disbelief completely broken there

>>2233869
why do we fall, Mr. Wayne?

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>Teacher asks what is my favourite sub-saharan civilization
>I answer Rhodesia
>She kicks me out of the class
No regrets

>>2233809
Just get off /his/

>>2233748
>meet a penis
>no girl
No thanks but thanks.

She's perfect you insufferable profligate

>>2233744
Into the harem you go slut

Tell her you share her interests and find her to be satisfying company. Youll be ballsdeep in nerdgirl pussay by sundown.

>>2235945
>even ottomans wanted to be roman

Its not that weird actually in islamic culture persians and romans are seen as the greatest inspirations.

>>2235980
I said portuguese east africa had simular results.

>>2235980
>>2236324
How did the teachers justify doing that?

>>2234051
>Nobody cares about stuff like Kongo, Songhai, or Mali

Fact is these "civilizations" were dogshit, yet people have heard their names at least once (unlike some much more important South American or Asian ones) because not talking about inferior African history is racist

>>2233738
>agrees that sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies
How? Your average human bean don't think they've electricity and running water there. "Eat your food, think about the starving kids in Africa".

>>2236373

Fact: You are hangry.

>>2233738
>agrees that sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies

Most normies think Africa is nothing but mud huts and charity workers.

>>2236384
>Your average human bean don't think they've electricity and running water there

They have thank to whitey
For the worst, they were more happy with the hunter-gatherer lifestyle they lived before whitey came

>>2236391
>Most normies think Africa is nothing but mud huts

That's what it was until whitey came though
Studying African "civilizations" history is studying tribal wars between mudhut villages confederations

>>2236398
But that's irrelevant.

>>2236361
I was being a 'bigot, narrow minded' and lastly 'colonies are evil'

>>2235980
>American education

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>>2233738
Don't be mad you german cuck. It's just that girls like civilized people.

You would probably get a lot of points with her if you took a bath, maybe start by there.

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>>2234010
You got a problem with that?

>>2233779

>byzantine empire
>legacy

lmao

>>2236373
>because not talking about inferior African history is racist

You're absolutely right. I don't get why not talking about asia or even about the abbos is not racist. What's so special about blacks?

>>2233738
But she is 100% right anon.
>tfw no romaboo gf

>>2236417
The teacher was nice enough not to call you a fucking autistic retard directly.

>>2235980
Kek

>>2236493
They make the second largest population of freedumbland empire.

One thing snowniggers should remember is that they literally use the same unmodified alphabet as the Romans, which is usually a good indicator of the continuity of a civilization. In some sense, we are all Romans, now.

>>2233738
>agrees that sub-saharan Africa is overrated by normies
And that's where you broke the fourth wall. No one knows jackshit about them, let alone talk about it except people with a strong interest in history. If anything Rome, Egypt, and Greece are overrated. I'd say Persia, India and China are more underrated.

>>2237076
You know how everyone thinks blacks made something significant to the world? Kinda like that. Normal people think blacks contributed to something other than slavery.

>>2236444
But I'm yellow.
(nice trips)

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>>2234010

>"No. I like HREstory"

>meet a girl
>she's pretty, dresses modestly, is always friendly and helpful
>never talk to her, because I'm an ugly manlet who'd just creep her out

Where the fuck do you find romaboo qt's?

>>2236373
>>2236493

>yet people have heard their names at least once (unlike some much more important South American or Asian ones)
Where are you getting this from at all? How do you know which ones people have heard of and haven't heard of.

>>2237497
>You know how everyone thinks blacks made something significant to the world?
uh no?

>>2236373
>People haven't heard of the Aztec, Inca or Qing dynasty at least once but have heard of Zulu
Come on

>>2236398
>hunter-gatherer lifestyle they lived before whitey came
They weren't hunter gatherers

>>2233981
Do you have autism he clearly joking

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>>2237564
U wot Freund?

>>2237497
It's not like people go on the Internet to tells lies, right?

>>2237497
But that one anon mentioned abbos, and people literally believe they have magic powers despite being the actual hunter gatherers.

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>>2233779
now, now constantine, no need to get upset

>>2236278
> meet butt
> thanks girl
No benis >:D

>>2233779
>"Eastern"
It is a part of the Western Civilization
>"Roman"
Does not control Rome, neither do its citizens speak in a language of Romans nor do they practice the Roman Faith
>"Empire"
A band of goat fuckers and steppeniggers one-shots them

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>>2233779
>"byzantine legacy"

ayy lol

>>2233738
She's right, what's her name OP she needs a true patrician like me.

>>2233747
the haitian empireS
there were two of them anon dont you forget

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>>2236401
No its not