There is no game more /his/ than this. Prove me wrong. Oh wait, you can't.
>>2219780
Hearts of Irons 3
>>2219784
>Paradox Shit
>Look at me, I'm gonna take over the world
>And now I'll do it again with a different country
>I'm sure all of these countries, with the right leadership, could have conquered literally everything
>Which, by the way, is pretty much the only thing the game does.
Nah man, AH Civ leaves it in the dust. You can't expand infinitely; even if your enemies are totally retarded and unable to withstand you, you'll run out of tokens long before you run out of Mediterranean and adjoining areas. And of course, the bigger you get, the further up the turn you go, meaning it's harder to keep expanding. You'll also absorb more calamities. You stay dynamic, as you cyclically wax and wane with your people.
MECC games
>>2219780
I wish I could have ever played this game.
But none of my family are autistic enough, and all of my friends are too autistic to step outside anime and vidya.
>>2219841
You can get it on Vassal, play online and via skype.
Or, if you're absolutely stuck, you can play against a computer, but I'm warning you, the AI is as dumb as a bag of rocks.
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/359/Advanced+Civilization.html
>>2219793
Sounds boring as fuck.