>be Roman Optio ~408 a.d in Rome. >chillin, minding your

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2017-01-13 10:53:59 Post No. 2219558
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:53:59 Post No. 2219558 [Report]

>be Roman Optio ~408 a.d in Rome.
>chillin, minding your own business. when suddenly
>QUICK, THERE'S 40,000 BARBARIANS AT THE GATE

What do?

Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:56:35 Post No.2219569
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:56:35 Post No.2219569 [Report]

>>2219558
Spread my cheeks like the gay Romans did.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:57:16 Post No.2219574
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:57:16 Post No.2219574 [Report]

>Guten morgen, refugees. Du bist wilkommen.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:58:30 Post No.2219583
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 10:58:30 Post No.2219583 [Report]

>>2219558
crush them
kill the men, enslave the women

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:02:27 Post No.2219603
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:02:27 Post No.2219603 [Report]

>>2219558
Fight and win because we're Romans

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:05:09 Post No.2219613
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:05:09 Post No.2219613 [Report]

>>2219603
>>2219583

Whoops!

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:09:52 Post No.2219632
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:09:52 Post No.2219632 [Report]

>>2219613
NOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:13:57 Post No.2219652
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>>2219603
Roman Units get +5 Power against Barbarian units so I'd just right-click my legions and attack move.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:14:22 Post No.2219653
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:14:22 Post No.2219653 [Report]

>>2219558
VAE VICTIS REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:17:19 Post No.2219667
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:17:19 Post No.2219667 [Report]

>>2219558
Notice that I have more in common with the barbarians and join them.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:18:14 Post No.2219670
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:18:14 Post No.2219670 [Report]

>>2219667
*tips pelt*

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:25:17 Post No.2219702
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:25:17 Post No.2219702 [Report]

>>2219558

go full Fabian strategy until they leave Italy

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:27:29 Post No.2219718
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:27:29 Post No.2219718 [Report]

>>2219558
Call me mates and have a row

Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:36:59 Post No.2219773
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 11:36:59 Post No.2219773 [Report]

If you still lived in Rome by the 5th century you had bigger problems than being sacked by barbarians