ITT: We invent new nicknames for historical people. I find a

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Ghengis "Swaggity Swooty" Khan.

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Christian VII "Busy Hands" of Denmark

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Peter "Ottomans think they can have the black sea? We'll see" The Great

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Alexander The Did Some Things Okay.

>>2189833
Frederick and Alexander "piggy back on the nation building of my father"

>>2189868
kek

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Charles "Gee, How Come Charles' Mom Let's Him Have TWO Kingdoms?!" V of Spain

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Augusto "make the commies scream for their mommies" Pinochet

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Diego the Spicy

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Frederick the Faggot of Prussia.

>>2189922
Jej

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Charles "HNNNNG HURRRR REEE" ll of Spain

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Constantine "The Useless Fuck-up" I of Greece

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Enver "I Can Kill 50 Armenian Soldiers With A Single Blow of My Moustache" Pasha

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Gustav "the fat cavalry commander" Adolf

>>2189833
quite alot of SEX she was into right?

>>2190898
He fucked Ottoman Empire in Crimea

>>2190898
Hard to say. Some of it seems likely but there was a lot of propaganda against her.

Conrad "The Empire Ruiner" von Hotzendorf

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William Tecumseh "The South Makes Good Kindling" Sherman

>>2190562
underrated

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Adolf "This Was My Backup Plan In Case Art School Didn't Work Out" Hitler.

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Mahatma "Lolicon" Gandhi

Harry "fucking weaboos REEEE" Truman

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What should we name Charlemagne the great?

>>2191515
Charlemagne "Remove Saxonbab"

>>2191515

>charlemagne the great
>Charles the great the great

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Alfred "Fuck Vikings" Of Wessex

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>>2189833
Georgy "I hate Krauts who want to kill me but I hate my soldiers even more" Zhukov

>>2191568
My thoughts too
What about Charles the let's divide the empire I created

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Franklin "Give 'Em The D" Roosevelt

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Benjamin "Birthday Suit" Franklin

>>2191568
He was probably the greatest.
So two times the great tells us the he was Great among the great

Alexander "Monarchy isn't that bad bro" Hamilton

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Alexander "Teutons on ice" Nevsky

>>2189833
Louis "The Cuck of India" Mountbatten

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Edward "Jimi" of Woodstock

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James II "the Shite" of England.

Oh, wait.

>>2191568
>Akbar the Great

>>2189833
Henry "only head the church needs" the VIII

>>2189922
you win
>>2191577
also good

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King Charles II "The Tongue" of Spain

>>2191209
Oh shit

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Georgy "I must unite the russian people under one grave" Zhukov

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>>2189833
Peter the Based

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Basil "Gouge out Bulgarian eyes" II
Basil "Bulgarians on the slack get the wrack" II
Basil "Exterminate anyone of Bulgarian descent" II
Basil "The Based" II
Basil "Didn't go far enough" II
Basil "Nuke Bulgaria" II

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Albert "The Carp" Fish

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Olga "The cutie of Kiev"

>>2194658
What a fucking asshole.

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>>2189833
Friedrich "Only German World War Champ" von Hohenzollern

>>2191575
Alfred "oh shit I left the stove on" of Wessex

Elizabeth "the technical virgin queen" of England

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Vladimir "Putin' enemies of the state to sleep" I

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Hedwig "Don't Name Any Fucking Owls After Me" of Poland

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Hannibal "Roma Delenda Est" Barca
Hannibal "Pyreneese Pachyderm Patrol" Barca
Hannibal "Romans make me horny" Barca
Hannibal "Romanes Eunt Domus" Barca
Hannibal "Just Fuck My Shit Up Scipibro" Barca
Hannibal "People Will Remember A Fucking Make Believe Cannibal Before Me" Barca

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King Cnut "Dyslexics Think I'm Sexy" of Denmark

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"Body Bag" Douglas Haig.

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good thread

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Joan of Arc, "The Girl on Fire."

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>>2194952
I like you.

Diogenes "Get Out Of My Fucking Sunlight Alexander" of Sinope

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Dean "A golden ticket and you can see his candy factory" Corll

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>>2194662
>Basil "Bitch maker, the Bulgar eye taker"
>Basil 'Basileus' Basilator
>Basil "I have 99 blind bulgars out of 10.000, but one"
>Basil "Boipussyright and bulgargenocide"
>Basil "Black sea, and bulgars can't see"

Charles "Remove Kebab" Martel.

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>>2196508
>Yet another greek who thinks East Roman Empire was Greek Empire.

Krum "Head me to Constantinople"
Simeon "Beat the shit out of Romans" I
Tervel "Saver the Romans from Arab dicks"

Want some more?

>>2194683

>Alfred "the Baker"

>>2190675

>Charles "the Potato"

>>2190696

Constantine "the Who?"

>>2190631

>Frederick the Top

>>2189906

Alexander "the fine, i guess">>2189887

>>2189887

Peter "the Weird"

>>2194672

Olga "the Toasty"

>>2189833
Alberto "We Wuz Kangs" Barbosa

>>2189833
Octavian the Touched

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Peter "I fucking love ships" Alexeyevich

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Anastasia "Bolshevik jailbait" Romanov

>>2197278
Props to the guy who raped her first.
I'm kind of envious.

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Otto von "made germany great again" Bismark

>>2191515
Charlemagne the "WE WUZ ROMAN N SHEET"

Don't let this thread die.

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Andrew "I'm not taking no for an answer" Jackson

>>2196973
plz no

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Conrad "maybe the Russians will run out of cold weather" von Hotzendorf.

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>>2189922
Dat hasburg chin

>>2189906
>Alexander The Privileged