>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that’s me,The Ottoman Em-- ohh ... Yea.
>You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. First, we have to go back, back to a place called Manzikert...
>>2160771
>Oh how embarrassing, my partitions are showing
>>2160771
this map makes me so hard
>>2160771
>bodies of water are grey
>land that isn't part of the map is white
>countries are blue
Holy shit, fuck off
>>2160803
Not and argument
>>2160771
Just imagine how good it could've been if the Greeks weren't so incompetent
>>2160771
everything went better than expected
>>2160864
This. It is a crying shame that this never actually happened.
>>2160771
GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS THE 9TH PRESEDENT
>>2161687
>Oh no our generals are idiots and we're too poor to supply our troops properly
>This is obviously Britain's fault
>>2161717
>leaving the war while also aiding the Turks afterwards
yeah nah
fuck off cunt
>>2161732
Britain had no stake in a further partition of the Ottoman Empire. Why should possibly 10'000s of British soldiers die because the Greeks aren't good enough to hold the Turks back from Constantinople?
Remember that the non-Venizelist Greeks (aka the same army is now too incompetant to fight the Turks) spent most of WW1 trying to backstab the Entente army at Salonika.
>>2161747
>non-Venizelist Greeks
The same guys who got BTFO by the Venizelists? Greece was almost going to go into a civil war for your shitty war. I guess you should be happy though because it happened later when WW2 ended.
>>2161756
>The same guys who got BTFO by the Venizelists?
Oh yeah right at the end of the war when Germany was practically beaten the Greeks finally went "oh, time to back the Allies properly now and reap the spoils heh heh heh".
Should have pitched in in 1915.
>>2161773
>Should have pitched in in 1915.
Maybe if the previous monarch wasn't killed by a fucking monkey then it would.
>>2161780
>Schinas had worked in the pantry of the Fifth Avenue Hotel in New York City and a waiter remembered him as an avid reader of socialism-related literature and spending nights in Manhattan "making friends with radical and fervid thinkers".
>radical and fervid thinkers
It's all so clear now
>>2161687
>almost 100 years later greeks are still trying to come up with reasons why they were blown the fuck out by a ragtag army of roaches