ITT: History through Spongebob quotes
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
>U is for Uranium bombs!
>N is for no survivors!
WE DID IT PATRICK!
WE SAVED THE CITY!
>>2148273
>IMAGINATION, Squidward!
>We are the romans now!
>>2148046
ahahahahah, its a giraffe
Who the fuck memorizes spongebob quotes?
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
>>2148046
>CHOOOOOOCLATE
>>2148317
Do you not?
>>2148046
>"Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."
>>2148046
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
>So you like kicking butts huh?
>HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?
>OUT OF MY WAY, OUT OF MY WAY, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOING TO KICK MY BUTT?
>>2148046
"Win this one because I told you to."
>>2148046
"He's just standing there...menacingly!"
>>2148419
hehe
"I thought what we had was special"
"My leg!"
>>2148046
"At least I still have my personality."
>>2148046
It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented.
THIS PLAN Z CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL!
>>2148317
If you grew up with the show much of it is ingrained into our subconscious
pinhead
>>2148644
>I call it bold and brash
>haha more like belongs in the trash
>*BRRRRRPPPP*
>I SURRENDER!
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
>>2148644
best in thread
>FFFFUUUUUTTTTRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!
>FFFFFUUUUUUTTTTRRRREEEE!!!!!
>>2149994
Who you calling' pinhead?
"Aw, cheer up Squid! It could be worse!"
"Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose!"
"Wow you destroyed that guy without even touching him."
>>2152763
>Win this one because I told you to
>BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO
>>2148574
sometimes i see things and I can't for the life of me imagine the human being who actually created it.
>>2148644
What a fuck up.
Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
Patrick, NO PATRICK DON'T NO PATRICK
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
>>2152894
You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!
>S: "What could be worse than a giant bubble!?"
>P: "Oh I know! TWO giant bubbles!"
>S: "PAT NO!"
Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.
>>2153037
S: "Pat?"
P: "Yeah SpongeBob?"
S: "I don't think this bubble can get any bigger."
P: "Nonsense!"
a five letter word for happiness…money
Not really a quote, but relevant nonetheless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx3Ze98VlVs
No matter the topical context, these threads are always funny
>HELLO IS THIS BYZANTINE EMPIRE
>NO THIS IS ROME