>without warning you are suddenly teleported to December 25th,

Remain calm as I remember that holocaust didn't happen.

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Pretty sure they'd assume I was Juden on account of my mutilated Kellogg-dick.

Fine as I'm a tall, blond haired, blue eyed white man but then boned as past first glance I don't speak a lick of German and am an Anglo

>not a small nose
>circumcized
>Polish last name
I guess ill claim US citizenship over and over

>>2137974
>tfw blonde and blue-eyed
Good.
>tfw Anglo and circumcised
Bad.
>tfw holocaust didn't happen
Terrible! For the world. Good for me.

>not jewish nor circumcised
>brazilian but speak broken but understandable german
>still unauthorized person right outside the gates, fuck

If they don't shoot me on the spot for trespassing, I guess I'd just tell them I am from the future, prove it by showing my smartphone and then be coerced into helping the Nazis win the war.

At least I'd survive.

>>2138062
>Nazis negotiating with monkeys
You're funny.

>>2137974
Im German and Im not bald so I probably could just walk away.

>>2137974
Close my eye and keep saying "its a dream" over and over again till I wake up.

Ask them where the guard applications are.

Unless you know German you will likely be mistaken for one of the inmates and murdered. Especially if you are transported without your clothes and whatever electronics you are carrying.

>>2137974
Well i'm English and circumcised (for medical reasons, i'm not Jewish) so i'd probably be pretty fucked. I don't know much German and i'm only wearing some thin clothes so i'd probably freeze to death in the Polish winter if I managed to escape.

>>2137974
Hi fellow guards. What's up?

>>2138062
>Aryan features
>but Anglo and no German language skills
>not circumsized
I would also use my future technology to help the Nazi's win in return for wealth and power.

>>2137974
I'm finnish so I don't think I should have to worry about it

>>2137974
I'm an Arab that looks incredibly Jewish.
I'm boned.

>>2137974
>Mediteranean features
>Dark hair
>Tanned skin
>Large nose
>Circumcised (medical reasons)
>barely speak a word of German

I'd be shot immediately. I could perhaps bewilder them by asking for "ein warm schokolade, bitte?" which is all I remember from a trip to Austria when I was 11.

>>2137974

Well, I speak no German, so they're going to logically assume I'm an American soldier of some sort and I'm probably going to end up interrogated and in a camp somewhere, though probably no Auschwitz.

Mainly Germanic ancestry and speak a fair amount of German. I'm fine

>>2138176
>shot immediately
You wish.

>>2137974
Decent looking latin american, hispanic and italian last names, brown-ish but not actually brown, no big nose, no aboriginal look, circumcised.

You tell me

>>2138036
>>2138124
Um guys, i think you have no idea how Poles look like.
Being blonde would help fucking nothing.

Anglo and circumcised. I'm probably fucked aren't I?

>>2137974
>be me
>german
>studied history

I wouldn't be fucked right away but it is 42 and i have no technological knowledge. The shit i know might prolong the war a bit but its 42 what the hell could i change regarding the big picture (apart from morality). So idk trying to be of enough use to not get killed by the SD ( i assume they would quickly figure out that i come from the future) and then help the USA in the cold war.

>>2137974
Brown hair, greenish eyes, Anglo. Means I might get shot, but if I can drop my pants and show I'm uncircumcised, I'll get shot.

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>>2137974
I am white.
>good
I am visibly Slavic.
>fuck
I am Croatian.
>phew, got a bit worried there
They don't understand a word Croatian and shoot me on the spot as a Soviet spy.

I am portuguese
>good
Brown hair and eyes
>bad
Uncircuncised ( but probably should have been)
good

Verdict: deported back to Portugal

>>2138124
You're future technology would be worthless you fick

>>2138311

>visibly slavic

you have tracksuit-line birthmarks? what does 'visibly slavic' look like?

I would probably confuse the shit out of the Germans on the account of being brown and speaking their language

>>2137974
>tall, slim, green eyes
>brown hair but slightly dyed front blonde
>relatively small nose though
>Anglo and the only German i know is nein, ja, ich nicht sprechen Deutch and sieg heil
I'd probably get shot for being a hippy or something

>>2137974
I'm a 6'1" blonde blue eyed American. I would probably be shot immediately as a spy, or sent to a POW camp for interrogation, or worse yet, sent into Auschwitz itself as a slave laborer.

Best case scenario I'm conscripted into a foreign unit and forced to fight the allies. Of course, if I was sent to the Italian theater, African theater, or French occupation, I would surrender myself to the allied British, commonwealth, or American forces asap.

If God forbid I was sent into the meat grinder of the eastern front, I would try to stay alive long enough to surrender myself to an NKVD officer, tell him I'm an American spy, and hopefully be sent stateside by way of trans-Siberian railroad to Vladivostok and shipped home.

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I'm Iranian so I guess I'd have to put that whole "Iranians are true aryans xd" thing to the test

I would definitely pretend to be related to this man: former SS and founder of SUMKA, aka Nazi Party of Iran, and emulator of Hitler's style, Davud Monshizadeh

>German
>German ancestry
>blonde, blue eyes, white
>1.89m
>toned, not big muscles but decent body
>can speak German of course, danish, english and a bit of italian

They should just give me a seat next to Hitler lol

I'm French with curly hair and a bit tan since I'm Romanian, I'd fit right in the concentration camp. They'd either gas me or I'd be shot.

>>2138445
>you have tracksuit-line birthmarks?
No, that's Russians.
>what does 'visibly slavic' look like?
In front of Auschwitz? Dead. Jokes aside, I misused "visibly".

>>2137974
They'll probably assume I'm a lost Jap.
>"But I'm Korean!"
>Guards throw back heads laughing
>"C'mon, honorary Aryan, the war effort needs you"
>get conscripted into Eastern front
>die a miserable death in the blistering cold

>>2138556
Pics requested.

>>2137974
I am a lanklet 6'5 mulatto with light gray eyes, probably get sent to a research lab or some shit

>Mizrahi Jew

Into the gas chamber I go

I would go inside and play some pool with the inmates in the common room and then maybe catch the latest flick or kino in the camp cinema for free.

Oh, I guess I'd also do a bit of handiwork too.

>>2138987
>poltard appears in Auschwitz
>immediately identified as untermensch
>as he's being gassed, he covers his eyes screaming "B-B-BUT THE HOLOHOAX NOT REAL"

>how fucked are you?
I'm a tall brown transsexual so extremely

>>2137974
non cut gook, id get sent to japan where i either join a criminal gang, forced to work as a slave till I die, or strapped into a flying suicide bomb and forced to kill yanks by flying my shitty airplane into their war ships

>>2139017
rudimentary basic german would atleast get my point across

halt! nein! nicht juden, ich ein gouryo nippon!

>>2137974
Being a Bio Medical Engineer, I would show Hitler how to make robotic arms and legs for his very own super soldiers. Or that's what I would at least tell him, and then use the money to find a way to head west.

>>2137974
Well I'd be far away from home with no identity, money, or knowledge of the local languages, so yeah I'd be pretty fucked.

>>2138996
>tall brown transsexual

Aren't you kind of fucked no matter what?

>>2139168
In what sense?

>>2137974
>red dyed hair
>natural blonde shining through
>100% glorious race for the last few centuries
would join if they'd let womenfolk help

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>>2137983

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>>2138105
>>2138121

>>2139213

You're just a fetish and society doesn't really accept you?

>>2139249
Pretty accurate but I'm not getting thrown into a death camp at least

>>2137974
Not fucked at all. I'm a handsome, tall, dirty blonde, blue-eyed man of good proportion and stature, so i wouldnt get gassed.

I'd keep a low profile, walk away from the gate, hitch a ride to the nearest town, and use the utter astonishment of the townsfolk at my smartphone, laptop, and other future gadgets to grant myself an audience with the highest german authority in said town, and speaking through an interpreter, I'd say I'm an American defector with top secret advanced technology and information about future events vital to the war effort. I would most likely be taken post haste to Berlin to have my gadgets analyzed and reverse engineered, and barter my vital information for a nice sum of money, and assuming my information leads to the axis victory in war, I would also request a high paid government advisory position with a hefty allowance of real estate holdings in places of my choosing.

I would continue providing valuable knowledge about future events in return for a small fortune, which I would turn into a massive fortune by investing in post-war reconstruction efforts and the creation of several large corporations. I would die in the eighties or nineties as a billionaire and create a legacy for my bloodline.

Easy as pie

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>>2137974

*loads rifle*

"(exasperated sigh)... Well this camp ain't gonna liberate itself."

*fixes bayonet*

"Man, I hope those Joy Division bitches give head at least half as good as they do in those 70s Nazi exploitation porno flicks."

*shouts the Rebel Yell and charges*

>>2137974
I might be kinda fucked because I look Jewish and I speak almost no German.

I would probably say something along the lines of

"nein sprechen deutsch, sprechen english, ich bin Amerikaner. Nein juden, ich bin protestant"
(like I said I know very little German)

then I would show them my phone to try to convince them i'm someone important. They'd probably think I'm a spy, right?

>>2139404
>I'm a handsome, tall, dirty blonde, blue-eyed man of good proportion and stature, so i wouldnt get gassed.

You'd just be the camp's bitch.

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>>2137974
Ay Hans you Kraut faggot, some cunt named Shcindla is letting yer oven dodgers lose and making shitty guns

These also some cunt in a house in Amsterdam named Annie, I dunno the address but I went there with some mad fuckers on a contiki tour once

Yeah, nah you cunts are alright

>>2137974
>show them my uncircumcised foreskin to prove I'm not Jewish, tell them I have absolute loyalty to Hitler even though I'm not German and would be willing to fight in the S.S. for him in the eastern front, but first I need to speak to him directly to inform him of what will happen in the timeline I'm from and what he can do to win the war.

>>2140287
The Tom Cottons of this age don't fall for that spiel anymore.

>>2140325
>1942
>implying there is any way for Germany to win the war at this point

wew lad

>>2140327
>The Tom Cottons of this age don't fall for that spiel anymore.

What do you think I am? A fucking neocuck?

>>2140351
>basically withdraw from most occupied territories, go on full defence for a few years rather than offence, try to achieve a treaty or ceasefire with Russia (probably not gonna happen), invest all resources and tech into splitting the atom and long range bombers. Once you have nuclear weapons, you can win any land war, just obliterate every army on the field. V2s can deliver nukes to London and force their surrender,

>>2140358

>invest all resources and tech into splitting the atom and long range bombers

The Manhattan Project was nearly two years ahead and still failed to produce a working bomb before the war in Europe ended. The chances that Nazi Germany, which had vastly fewer resources and personnel to spare than the United States and United Kingdom would be able to get a working bomb before 1945 are zero.

>>2140373
>Manhattan Program
>not about time travel

Nice try, Illuminaughty

Am German and thus speak it
>>check

Brown hair, brown eyes, tall
>>tolerable

Gay
>>I'm fucked

>>2140387
Oh and I'm legally catholic.

>>2140390
Uncut dick, ofc.

>>2137974
I'm American so I'd probably be taken to a POW camp.

>british
looks like I'm joining them

Start speaking Spanish to them and tell them that Franco has sent me

>>2137974
i am not fucked because the holocaust is a lie

Sing "stille Nacht" in French and hope that they recognize the tune enough to convince them that I'm only another golly old Catholic like them.

>pajeet 6 footer
how long before they shove me in with the gyppos and gas me?

say I'm Japanese and pray they can't tell asian apart

>>2137974
>Be Austrian
>be jew
>wear Austrian emblem


Only problem is one side's in Hoch Deustche and the others in English, might think im a spy

>can speak german
>blonde and blue eyed
>petite and cute
I'd be just fine desu, unless those big burly soldiers would want to have some fun in the cellar.

>>2137974
>American
>Blonde Hair
>Blue Eyes
Hey Hanz I think I got on the wrong train, can I get a ride back to my embassy?
Alternatively go in, find Witold Pilecki, and warn him about the eventual betrayal the Polish Underground will face at the hands of the red army.

>>2141300
>>can speak german
as well as a spic speaks english probably

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>All these "white" people itt

I have no idea. I don't think nazis had an official policy for hispanics.

I'm
1.91
Brown
Beard
Speak spanish and english

I'd probable get killed I guess.

>>2141302
enough to reason with them, unlike you, John.

>>2137974
I would ring the bell at the main gate and tell my colleagues I forgot my keys again. No problemo.

They'd probably think I was an American or English spy so I'd be a PoW and probably be freed after the end of the war, possibly murdered by Russkies

>>2137974
Shout TRAPS SIND NICHT HOMOSEX
See what happens.

My name is Italian but I don't speak it at all, they'd probably keep me around because I'd be the fattest person they've ever seen.

>>2138445
>>>2138311
>>visibly slavic
>what does 'visibly slavic' look like?

Not him, but I'm also slav (100%), and literally every slav I know (including myself), have this weird ability to differentiate judging by the face between slavs, and non-slav whites, including people who have immediate slavic blood. I am correct 98% of the time in my assumptions.

>>2137974
This is going to be weird:
>black
>but speak dutch and german

Can I survive this?

>>2137974
I'm an obvious American with Jewish features.

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>>2138062
Oops, clothing and technology won't go past the time rift. You get bumped to the head of the line for a nice calming Zyklon shower as you are obviously distraught about being taken into custody for babbling on about the future, computers, space travel, TV, etc.

I'm Indian so they' d welcome me with open arms because I'm their true Aryan God

>>2142701
>My name is Italian
Hello Italian

American
White
German, English, Cherokee, an Irish ancestery
Only know English
6'1 or 1.85
Black hair
Blue eyes
Cut

>>2137974
Not fucked at all, they just tell me to get lost in German

Do you expect them to just assume that everyone that walks nearby is a fucking prisoner? These are Germans we're talking about here

>>2143928

How the fuck do you know my name?

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>>2139249
>You're just a fetish and society doesn't really accept you?
>Implying this isn't true for all of us

>>2142752
Also Slav, can confirm Slavic-identification ability.

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more like
>how fucked are they?

>>2137974
Hallo, wo ist der Juden?

>>2144280
Ain't nobody fetishizing this.

>>2137974
>be vietnamese
>try to explain that I was forced to join the Japanese Imperial Army, but was captured by the Russians and forced to fight for the Red Army until I was captured by the Einsatzgruppen
>hope I get offered to join the Wehrmacht and fight at D-day
>get captured by Americans and immigrate to the USA, while investing in Microsoft, Apple and Google

best i got.

>>2144377
>be chink
>get gooked

>>2137974
Hallöle, ist das hier Auschwitz? ;D

Completely unfazed, seeing as how the "death camps" were completely fabricated.

>>2141301
Everything that happened to Poland during WWII breaks my heart.
>Britain and France enter the war on the pretext of defending poland
>Poland gets bled white for years under the Nazis
>6 years later, is getting raped to death by the Red army
>Britain, France and USA are still no closer to actually helping the Poles.

>>2144377
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Kyoungjong

>>2137974
>Be Jew
>Be blonde haired, and blue eyed.
I think I can get by.
>Be American
>Not know a lick of German
Nevermind I'm fucked.

Speak japanese and namedrop Ramos
Hopefully they'll assume I'm some delegation from the Ganap party.

>>2137974

that's Birkenau you nigger

>>2138096
Good gameplan anon

>>2137974
Quite, I'm not a great swimmer and I don't like football (soccer).

>>2137974
>Scotish/German descent
There are people that are worse off.
>Blue eyes
A check in my favor
>Brown hair
At least I am not ginger
>uncircumcised
Another mark in my favor
>Can't speak a lick of German
Well shit

My best chance would be to just stay low to the ground and dry to crawl away, run if they spot me.

>>2140387
What, do you think the SS hunks will start pole dancing to see if you get an erection?

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>>2144719
That would be truly horrible

Realstically there are only 2 things that could happen depending on whether or not you can speak german:

Can speak german: You'd pretend to be a lost civilian, and you would then proceed to be thrown in prison for trespassing.

Can't speak german: You'd pretend to be a lost civilian, you would then be interrogated, they'd conclude that you are not an ally spy and then throw you in prison for trespassing.

If you have a phone on you, they'd find it, interrogate you about it, and then confiscate it so scientists can study it.

>>2137974
My ancestors were Nazis.... I guess I wouldn't be fucked at all.

I could beat up most Nazis so I should be fine

I'm Jewish but I'm blue eyed and speak some German

Hmmmm

>>2137974
>germannnnic ancestry
>bohemian
>speak french
>blue eyes
>hate communism

im probably a guard

>>2137974
>blond hair
>blue eyes
>100% Irish ancestry
I'll be fine. Hitler loved the Irish

6,5 Jew here.
I'm fucked

>>2145711
your the bear jew, just start scalping and youll be k

Begorrah! This is a fine railway. Those fellas in the pens look like they could use a few spuds!

Have yourself a nice day now Hans, gotta go not fight for the brits some more!

>half Jew, half Nordic
>Don't look particularly Jewish

It doesn't even matter what I look like, they'll hear my murrikan accent and probably just shoot me.

>>2137974
I'm an ethnic Frenchman so I don't know

Maybe the modern clothes would arouse suspicion and be enough to get me a bullet in the head

shot for being a spy obviously

Half Mexican and Half Austrian
Dunnoe, I guess i'm fuarked just because of my Mexican side.
YOU tell me

>>2138096
That's how I get through most of my days.

>Blue eyes and blonde hair.
>white
>6,2
>Speak German.

I should be fine.

I'd be completely out of place since I'm neither white nor Jew. But if it really went down I'd explain that I'm originally from Mexico. I'm visiting Germany and got on the wrong train.My english should be enough to fool them into thinking I'm upperclass. Then I return home and squeal.

Probably alright until I let out a cheeky 'Bomber Harris do it again'

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>>2137983
ayyyyyyyy lmao
>Is dutch
>Can speak a little german
> Is a proud Aryan
No problems here, SIEG!!!

>>2142752
>slavic blood

There's no such fucking thing, a serb and russian are both slavs yet one of the is swarthy and the other isn't.

>>2137974
I'm Norwegian, I'd be fine.

>>2137974
Germans terrible. Don't speak Polish.

Food supplies are shit and Typhus epidemic either now or soon.

This is gonna be shit to be fair.

>>2138445
>>2142752
Slavs just look less attractive than normal white people.

I'd be as fucked as a nun.

>>2137974
I'm a wop and a deeply closeted FTM. It'd probably be fucked by speaking out against this shit more than anything else.

>>2137974
But that's Birkenau.

>>2137974
I am a russian jew, but i live in Germany for 16 years and speak perfectly German, so I guess i would be fine, lol

>>2137974
I'm a white American. At best it's a powerful camp for the wars duration. More likely, a firing squad for spying.

>>2140324
Underrated.

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182 cm, hazel-green eyes, brown hair, in decent shape, this blood.

You tell me /his/.

>I'm italian so I should be fine
>dies

Im Dutch so they probably want to know what im doing in Poland near a concentration camp.
First gestapo interrogates me, they either kill me or want to know how i time travelled and how i know about so many military secrets.

>>2137983
fpbp

>>2137974
>Jewish last name
>first name same as a minor member of the French underground
rip

>>2138096
Count backwards from three, then awaken naked on an operating table and discover you're a robot.

>outside the gates

Why not just turn around and walk away?

What, did the guards just open fire on anybody who showed up?

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>>2137983

>>2138041
>>Good for me.
>Teleported outside the gates of a concentration camp that wasn't doing anything, honest guvna
>in wartime
Retard why the fuck would they give you food and suppiles if you just randomly showed up? why wouldn't they shoot you for clearly being some kind of invasion, especially if you just dropped out of thin fucking air, best case scenario, the let you go die in the woods, worst case scenario is that you get shot in the fucking head immediatly and german elites get fucking terrified of the man wearing modern clothing who fucking teleported and travelled through time at the exact same time.

>>2138124
>hey guy's here's my phone
>Vat does it do?
>well it makes calls using infrastructure that hasn't been developed yet, will last for about 4 hours before needing to be recharged with technology that doesn't exist yet, i don't actually know how half the stuff on it works, but that's beside the point, i'll help you develop more of these if you don't shoot me in head
Brilliant plan, fuckwit.

>>2137974
I'm in pretty good shape and I can speak enough German to not get immediatly shot. Also my features are more Nordic than Jewish and my bright blue eyes would surely win over the hearts of a few ss officers. I give myself a 75 percent chance of surviving an initial encounter. After that I'll just hope that I don't come in contact with a crazy officer.

Friendly reminder: you'd be shot on the spot even if you were the ideal Aryan man because you would be fucking trespassing a into a major concentration camp.

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>>2137974
I bring it down.

his is flooded with retards i see

>i speak germanyyyy!!!!
>im blonde!!?!?//&

Fucking retards thinking they wouldnt be shot on sight in wartime in nazi germany because they are.blonde, fucking retarded faggots

>>2152044
fagerman world war losing champion

>>2151929

>outside the gates
>trespassing into

ok retard

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>>2152021

This

I remember reading Magneeto: Testament and thinking what a faggot he was for not impaling SS troopers on the Abreit Macht Frei sign.

If you want to remain a free people, stand ready to draw your sword in defense of your rights.

>>2140325
yeah just flash your dick at some death camp guards, that will go swimmingly champ.

>>2137983

singles of truth

>>2138569
>bit tan since I'm Romanian
Son, you're gypsie. You're gonna get boned.

>>2144280
trans people are looked upon with disgust almost everywhere except for a few thought bubbles in the west

>>2151929
you're a fucking idiot, if you were unarmed you would likely be arrested not shot on sight

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I am CIA

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>broken nose looks jewish but am not jewish
>straight hair
>circumcised
lets of dance cowboy

>>2137974
>arrive at Auschwitz
>"Sorry Kamerad where is Hans-Martin ?"(in german ofc)
>Find Hans-Martin
>He Sees me
>Hellograndson.webm
>Have fun Shooting people from my balcony in a neat Hugo Boss Uniform

>South american
>Brown light skin
>Short
>Curly hair
>No knowledge of german
I'm really fucked, they'll think I'm a gipsy.

>>2137974
>I'm Indian
Hitler supported Indian independence and Azad Hind, so I'll just get sent back home

>>2137974
>Look ANGLO
>speak english
>don't speak German

They are probably going to assume I'm a spy and shot me. OR I manage to convince them that I can turn double agent, get sent to Spain or back to Britain as a double agent. That would be fun.

>>2137974
>uncircumcised
>can speak german
>light hair, generally aryan features

I'd probably be okay.

>>2153132
The people looking at trannies with disgust and reacting to them with violence, hate etc. are a very loud vocal minority. The rest of society, everywhere, doesn't care that much

Look at how much money tranny sex tourism in thailand brings in

>>2137974
>Pale skin
>Dark and long hair
>Brown eyes
>Straight nose
>Fat
>Circumcised
Fuck

>>2138036
apparently all the 'e's were used to spell 'juden' that none were left for 'blonde'

Tall (6 ft 1) with blue eyes, not super visibly slav but I have Serbian heritage so I'm most likely dead.

>Average length
>Skinnyfat
>Sickly
>Otherwise white, blue eyed, blonde, all that stuff, uncircumcised, understand some german.

Depends on luck, I suppose. Probably become a POW, because let's face it, I'm outside auschwitz, and don't speak german. People will take me for a spy.

>>2155199

its blonde for woman and blond for men right?

If the guards speak English, I'd claim to be a American defecting with state secrets and need to be interrogated.

I explain in interrogation, I was a person trusted state secrets but wasn't a foreign agent but rather a desk jokey.

However, I would explain to them I was knowledgeable about operation Torch, the invasion of Sicily during the Kursk offensive, D-Day, and the atomic bomb project. With my vague knowledge of how an atomic bomb works I might get assigned to Heisenberg.

Though what will really happen is none of the guards speak English and push me through line to the gas chambers noting I have weird shoes.

>>2155671

Also I have weird Anime tattoos so I could prove I wasn't Jewish (because its against religion to have tattoos).

But they might shoot me on the spot for being a weaboo.

>>2154052
unless you get mistaken for a gypsy

>>2155671

Oh yeah and if I get that interview, I would let them know the enigma code was cracked.

That alone might save my life.

>>2155671
there's actually a lot of future knowledge you could share, not just relating to war

human biology for example, nazis really really squandered the possibility of experimenting with humans, they were absolutely retarded about it and not scientific at all, they were just trying out STUFF

also computer science is what i could offer + vague knowledge on other subjects

I am not American so I can show them my uncircumcised dick.

>>2137974
Oh that is nice maybe i can visit gramps at the camp theatre or the bath. These jews sure are some pesky mofos

I'm 6'4", I mostly have Dutch, Choctaw, and Slavic characteristics but people tend to guess Anglo. I have blue eyes, fair skin, (aside from a few moles and freckles) and I'm in shape. I guess if a guard approached me I'd give him the ol' seig heil and if I were forced to speak I'd find somebody who knows English and try to explain to them that I'm from the future and in the future the Jewish media succeeded in bastardizing German history and that their efforts to create a flawless fashy Europe was in vain. I would then share with them my knowledge about future technology.

>>2137974

German,but fat and unfit.ill wait 3 years and die in the Volkssturm.

>>2155731
>flawless europe
>without jews
113 iq

>>2155731
Oh yeah I forgot: uncut

>>2155758
ofc im referring to the avg IQ of ashkenazi jews
also, did you do a mensa test to get your score? or an online one
online ones are slightly inflated to make people more hopeful and pay for the real one

>>2155764
Since you specified, my mensa score was 117, which I should figure is more honest. Still, 113 is a very impressive average for one demographic. You think infrastructure would degenerate if not for the "skeleton of society" that is the Jews?

Pretty fucked.

I'm jew.

>>2155676
Communicate with them in some way that your tattoo was illustrated by the Aryans of the East. Anime wasn't a thing yet so they probably won't think you're gay.

>>2155800
rip my buddy. They'll probably be appalled by your relatively stable health.

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>>2155810
>Die Arische, uh, am, von, uh, die.. Ost.. Japan..

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>Currently wearing tattersall shirt with tweed vest.
>Flat cap nearby, could grab it prior to teleportation.
>Union jack underwear and socks.
>Most eternal anglo face ever pic related very similar.
They would probably take my underwear as extraordinarily advanced polymer clothing specimens. They'd also take my phone which is in my pocket but never get very far with any reverse engineering as it is digital technology. They'd interrogate me as a British spy and have me shot on the spot.