>tfw there will never be a historical character as based

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>>2114228

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>>2114228

>>2114228
Balian: You go with the army?
Hospitaller: My order is with the army.
Balian: You go to certain death.
Hospitaller: All death is certain. I shall tell your father what I've seen you become.

he was my favourite character in the movie

a real human bean

>>2115578

>human bean

He was an angel/God

>>2117127

This. The directors cut more or less spells it out when he randomly appears, revives Balian after the assassination attempt by the Templars and the disappears.

>>2114228
>liking the fr*nch

Fuck templars and hospitallers
Teutonic knights is where it's at

>>2114329
I know you're trying to mock crusader babies, but this guy kind of pulls it off. Medieval flicks always need a fat jolly guy on the team.

>>2114339
Coupled with his northern English accent it just stands out for me.

Do you faggots just have Kingdom of Heaven constantly playing or some shit?

>>2117603
Literally yes

Until another good crusader movie comes out

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>>2117603
pretty much
also hate to break it to the Hospitallierfags but Tiberius had the best line
>I have given Jerusalem my whole life.Everything. First, I thought we were fighting for God. Then I realized we were fighting for wealth and land. I was ashamed.

>>2117603
>God tier soundtrack
>God tier deus vult.

What's not to like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq5Xkfz_MW8

>>2118488

>implying it's not "He is a Saracen. He lies!"

>>2119185
Reynald is the best character.

>>2119185
>implying it's not "I am what I am, someone has to be."

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>>2117603
I wallpapered my room with each individual frame of the film.

Mom says real knights take out the garbage for her, but I said that she's an infidel

>>2118488
The movie criminally simplifies the context and social atmosphere of the Middle Ages and worse, gets the story of Balian completely wrong. Whoever wrote the script had a very poor understanding of history.

>>2119147
Isn't it pretty much a pro-agnostic pro-humanist movie?

>>2119236
The Desu Vult transcends the author's intent

>>2117603
I saw the movie twice just this week desu

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>nothing
>everything

????
literally what did salad man mean by this

>>2119227
real history isn't marketable

>>2119227
some scenes trigger my autisms too, but it's because of that movie ten year old me decided to learn more about the crusades

>>2114228
IRL Baldwin IV was BASED.
> However, unknown to Saladin, the forces he had left to subdue the King had been insufficient and now both Baldwin and the Templars were marching to intercept him before he reached Jerusalem.
> The King, whose teenage body was already ravaged by aggressive leprosy, was helped from his horse and dropped to his knees before the cross. He prayed to God for victory and rose to his feet to cheers from his army.
>The King, fighting with bandaged hands to cover his terrible wounds and sores, was in the thick of the fighting.
>King Baldwin's victory was total. He had utterly destroyed the invasion force and had captured Saladin's baggage train. Baldwin pursued Saladin until nightfall, and then retired to Ascalon

>>2119287

That the city itself is worthless, but as a symbol it is the most important.

>>2119241
kek

>>2119287

Jerusalem is worth both everything and nothing not due to its material value but its value as a symbol of faith to both Muslims and Christains makes it worth dying for.

>>2119220
Your mother puts good boy points above the Will of God? She sounds like a heretic.

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>>2119287
He's a dirty heathen who doesn't even care about it much, but he'd rather have it than the Christians or Jews, despite already having a Holy City

>>2119338
That's what I said.

Then she dare tell me I should go to Church with her, as if I were ignorant of the Divine Right

>>2119227
It takes the aspects that best emphasize the point being made, like all good art does. 100% accuracy is artistically disasterous. It's not meant to educate, it's meant to make you think.

>>2119343
Jerusalem is where his prophet rose to the Heavens. It meant just as much to the Muslims as it did to the Jews is Christians

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>>2119479

Is Kingdom of Heaven Crusader kino /his/?

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>>2119554
choice

>>2117603
Ive seen it 3 times within 6 months. And guess what? This thread just triggered my holy crusader mode to watch it again. Th-Thanks /his/

>>2119241
this, who gives a shit what Diddly Squat intended.

>>2119300
I love that campaign mission in aoe2 where you btfo ascalon and tyre

>>2117603
You don't?

>>2119479
No it fucking doesn't. Mecca is their holy capital.

It feels like I'm taking crazy pills but I can't be the only one who perceives people on this website who use "based" as complete tools, right?
There's something so cringe-inducing about it, I reckon many use it ironically but it seems to transcribe some sincere meaning which is fucking stupid and ridiculous to me.

I love Lil B though.

>>2121481
>>2121481
>>2121481

Based comment.

>>2121454

'Just as much' is pushing it but it's still a holy city to them. Jesus was one of their prophets. It's not 'just another city'.

Also it's a retarded belief to think "but you have a holy city, you can only have one!" like we're playing a fucking videogame or something.

Think of it like this. Jerusalem is a holy city to Christians, but so is Rome. In both places significant events happened that were highly relevant to Christianity.
If Constantinople was still Christian it'd probably be one too.

>>2119300
He was also just a fucking teenager. If I remember right he only lived to 23 or something like that. Imagine what he could have done with a long life

>>2121481
Based anon, BTFOing basedfags forever.

>>2119205
>>2119185
These aren't even his best lines
>Guy: Give me War.
>hand Renault his weapons
>Reynault: (bows head) That is what I do.

Also honorary mention to
>I AM REYNAULT DE CHATILLON!
X5

>>2119227
Crusaders were being dicks to the Saracens, warranted or not, and the Saracens showed up with Saladin to fucking crush them. The Crusaders may have had legitimate grievances but they started shit without backup in a land that wasn't theirs and got rekt.

>>2121786
>wasn't theirs

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I am accorded the privilege of wansom.

>>2122260

>yfw the guy sent to arrest them is Jaime Lannister
>yfw his dad (directors cut only) is Craster
>yfw Richard the Lionheart is Jorah Mormont

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>yfw you will never get a prequel film about the adventures of Sir Neeson, Medieval Lucius Vorenus and their meery band of Knightly chums.

Why even live?