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>be me napoleon
>get beaten
>allies literally take paris, the capital
>get sent to a shitty italian island to look after
>build a small navy for myself
>wait for the retarded parisians to be distracted
>no british navy ships watching me
>nowisthetime.jpg
>return to france
>get stopped on the way by hundreds of soldiers ready to shoot my bollocks off
>walk up to them as they're all lined up to shoot me with my men behind me
>tell it to them straight whilst im shitting my pants
>"Lads, go on, kill your emperor, if you must..."
>haha i said that pure badass, im so fucked
>they all scream "vive l'empereur'
>holyshititactuallyfuckingworked.png
>return to paris
>fucking louis has ran away lmao
>become emperor again
Really makes ya think
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>>2101115
About what?
How to have a holiday in the Low Countries for 100 days at the cost of spending the rest of your life in the middle of the Atlantic?
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It just goes to show, confidence is really important.
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>>2101115
He could have stayed in his cozy palace on Elba with his hot sister to take care of his sexual needs, but he threw everything away in a desperate attempt to save France from corrupt monarchist and ended up exiled in the middle of the fucking ocean
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Napoleon was cool as fuck
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>>2101215
>tfw you go from this
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>>2101229
>to this
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was that before or after he invented that cake
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