>you will never be a medieval soldier
>you will never rape and pillage with your bros
why even live?
>he wants to rape and pillage
what a misogynist shitlord
>you will never travel from hamlet to hamlet & entertain nobles & kings just because you can juggle 3 apples
>>2097443
>you will never know the feeling of an easily treatable infection killing you very slowly and painfully
>>2097447
Did you just assume my gender? Did you just assume my victims' gender? You are the shitlord here!!
>>2097443
>you will never be a medieval soldier
>you will never die from indecisive battles, cold, and disease with your bros, some of whom will rape and pillage
>>2097482
>You will never experience the early form of syphilis as it was in the 15th century
>You will never die screaming and choking on your own blood as your face falls off
IT'S NOT FAIR