You walk into a bar with your gf and this guy slaps your gfs ass
What do?
Blockade his country.
>>2071798
Point the madman to the closest forest
>>2071798
You fucked up Willy
You walk into a bar with your gf and this guy rebuilds your country on crisis and transforms it into a world superpower in less than a decade. What do?
>>2071798
Make fun of his dead mom
>>2071893
Wait 5 minutes for him to undo all his progress in a series of tistic decisions that leave Berlin in Ash and you wondering why Germany existed in the first place.
>>2071798
tell him I got letters from him meant for his mother.
>>2071798
Give him a microphone and let him talk until everyone in the bar wants to band together to stomp him out of existence.
>>2071798
Transport Lenin to do work in Russia.
Build trenches along a general area and declare the territory within it a german reservation.
>>2071798
Call his cousins to back me up.
Call him Billy no mates
Point out that hed slap her ass with this particular hand because the other one is fucking useless whixh is why his mommy never loved him, he will then cry and run into the forest to play wargames in fancy fantastic uniforms.
>>2073978
It's made him even more of a difficult chap!
>>2074059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac
Quick reminder this was payed for by British tax payers money.
>>2071893
Bomb him back to the stone age and occupy him, taking away a vast majority of land and giving it to Poland and then laugh when white supremacists worship a man who destroyed the white race.
>>2071798
Go home Wilhelm your drunk
>>2074072
Why hasn't the BBC been defunded yet?
>>2074120
>Tfw I have a TV licence and literally fund media terrorism.
Ever since they dropped top gear I want my money back, still planet earth 2 is decent but it doesn't balance out the other shit they broadcast.
>>2074403
>owning a TV
>2016
>>2074072
That guy looks nothing like Tsar Nick, what the fug?
>>2074564
It's nick and George in the video who are supposed to look identical. Also the kaiser is gay.
>>2071798
>You walk into a bar with your gf and this guy slaps your gfs ass
>What do?
Repeatedly charge into devastating machine-gun and artillery fire and what that doesn't work, do it again.
>>2074412
>2016
>>2071798
Waggle his willy!
Call up my lad von Bismarck to teach him a jolly ol' lesson.
>>2071798
Shake his left hand
>>2074059
They're from a shithole general on /vg/
>>2078091
t. R&I
>>2077836
the only acceptable answer
>>2078661
shitposter
>>2071798
How's he gonna do that with a withered hand, huh?
>>2080413
Just because the only girl that'll take you is so fat slapping her ass is a two hand job.
>>2080392
fuck off alex
>>2071798
laugh at his deformed arm
>>2080392
hpmdf
>>2080648
>hpmdf
IT'S HPMIDF REEEE
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INTERNET<<<<< (VERY IMPORTANT)
DEFENCE
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Wonder how he produced any slapping force with that shriveled arm.
>>2074072
Willy Wagglers unite!
>>2080507
Jelly of anons HIGH TEST.
>>2080670
you're wrong