>ywn be a 4th-century Roman Emperor >ywn wage war against

>>2059331
why does the head have legs

>>2059342

So that he can run away in a comedic fashion while a senator plays two notes on a xylophone really fast

>the emperor Valentinian received a deputation from the Quadi. In return for supplying fresh recruits to the Roman army, the Quadi were to be allowed to leave in peace. However, before the envoys left they were granted an audience with Valentinian. The envoys insisted that the conflict was caused by the building of Roman forts in their lands; furthermore individual bands of Quadi were not necessarily bound to the rule of the chiefs who had made treaties with the Romans – and thus might attack the Romans at any time. The attitude of the envoys so enraged Valentinian that he suffered a burst blood vessel in the skull while angrily yelling at them, provoking his death on November 14, 375.

>>2059331
Being a Roman Emperor isn't comfy at all

Now being the head of a Greek city state on the other hand...

>>2059797
>comfiness

there's no fun in that