>be me >want to fuck oogette >Glarg won't let

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>be me
>want to fuck oogette
>Glarg won't let me, say she's his "praw-per-tee" or some bullshit, the tribe's shaman agrees with him
>kill way more mammoths than I'm allowed to eat
>zonk and zoog made fun of me and called me a manlet for drawing bison on cave wall
>jorg still thinks those wolves that are always surrounding our camp at night one day will be friendly if we only allow the nice ones to breed hah doesn't he know traits are determined by the environment they're raised in
>keep hearing stories around the camp fire about these mythical places were people stay put all year and the food just grows from the ground all they have to do is collect it heh what bullshit