You have mastered robotics and plan to open an expensive theme

>Glory of Rome
Explore the ancient city of Mediolanum and it's surrounding areas, fight invading barbarians, rescue a IX/X puella, etc.

Feudal japan cause normies love samurai and ninjas and geishas n sheeiiit

England, 1460. a weak king on the throne, with undercurrents of political unrest. the golden age of knightly chivalry, with all the pomp and splendour that entails, and an era most people are aware of, without knowing the reality at all.

that, or London, 1889. Sherlock Holmes, Jack the Ripper, social change, and severe contradictions of morality and sexuality going on, which makes it both appealing for the uptight, and the hedonistic customer.

>>1999409

Not the fucking Wild West, that's for damn sure. Probably something really off the wall, Fairyland or Star Trek or something like that.

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>Assassins Creed 1 : The Theme Park

>>1999409
Spain and Portugal during the peninsular war.

>>1999439
>Guests dying by falling off roofs.

>>1999453
kek

>>1999439
It's fun at first but then you realize you paid 40.000 a day to collect floating feathers.

Fuck your generic hosts and fictional narratives, I would make it so you pay a visit to individual historical figures, for example you can get Leonardo Da Vinci paint you, you can see Tesla doing his electromagnetic wizardry, etc.

GO (ALT-)HISTORY OR GO HOME

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>>1999409
Western Frontworld :DDD

Perma Static-Front, 1916 for lulz

>>1999491
>Be supervisor of park.
>Look into guests.
>Some asshole is bending Cleopatra over the table again.

>>1999409
Rome for normies
Do an Islamic Golden Age park for Europe

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>>1999431
yfw pimply weebs do the naruto run in full Oda Nobunaga samurai gear yelling catchphrases from anime and cringy kids dressed as ninjas get hurt because they want to jump from roof to roof like shai-no-bees and then you get sued.

>>1999570
>and then you get sued

Nigger youd need to sign waivers and getting hurt because you want to jump from a roof isn't going to win you a suit.

>>1999409
Colonial Caribbean during the great pirate era. Treasure island style dialogue.

Ancient Greece
Boifuccopolis

>>1999438
Why do people hate the Wild West? Coolest setting ever.

>>1999620
Because it's ancap land with a lot of dust and horse dung

>>1999631
Is any of that a bad thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e35AQK014tI

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>>1999409
Totally authentic medieval setting where visitors can rent weapons and armor and fight the robots in mock battles based around the War of the Roses era England.

Most robots are programmed to be total pussies so that any out of shape fattie can live out his raging Deus Vult fantasies slaying robots in a carefully choreographed battle. For visitors under a certain age, special "child-friendly" robots are used which are not even a tiny threat and will only pretend to put up a fight.

Have a ranking system based around each individual participant and the number and type of robot that they have slain to encourage people to return and work on their score. Defeating more skillful robots earns you more points. Make there a special league for player verses player competitions.

Market the park as an active, athletic alternative to your usual "wait in line to sit on the ride" theme park. Robots in the medieval village serve as food and merchandise vendors but the selling point of this amusement park is that it is a place where you get to fight and kill robots which look like 15th century men-at-arms.

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>>1999565
Too late for that second one, its already happening.

>>1999409
the true medieval aglomeration
with the natural stink that belonged there, disgusting foodstuffs, lack of sewage system and other things like that

>>1999521
wasn't she a chub even by the ancient standards? wouldn't that mean landwhale in todays?

>>1999824
considering the lack of sugar available in their diets, I think it would end up being vice-versa

Athens 5th century BC
Watch socrates btfo everyone

>>1999409
Name: 1936

Setting: Spanish Civil War in 1936, the immediate run up to the Francoist assault on Madrid, culminating in the assault on the city as the big finale.

/his/ is dead

Rockstop:

10,000 BC

The land of Unga is threatened by the Hairy Tribe. You emerge from a cave nearby the Monobrow Tribe, and they beg for your help in the upcoming rock games.

All sorts of prehistoric animals prowl the area, and you have to learn the terrain if you are to successfully conquer this savage land.

Also the outskirts of the park reveal there is an even greater evil emerging, which involves skirmishes from the Finno-Korean Hyper War.

>>2000090
that's prehistory, and because of that, doesn't count
fuck off you cunt

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>>1999588
Disney would sue you into oblivion

>>1999409
>You have mastered robotics and plan to open an expensive theme park
Fuck that, I develop sexbots and create a gigantic industry around said sexbots.

>>2001195
This.

This is the only thing that would ever happen in reality.

You simply cannot refute it, as soon as someone can there will be a huge VR porn land.

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Play it safe with WW2.

It's called Medal of Park or Park of Duty.

Guaranteed $$$

>>2001205
That's kinda what westworld is though...