Why aren't you a snake-handler, /his/? I thought you said you were a Christian, it's like you don't care what Scripture says. You're not a fedora who denies the power of the Holy Spirit, are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBVcsWYJd8
Do not put the LORD to the test
>>1997224
To be honest this is one of my biggest pet peeves with Christians; their incessant need to CAPITALISE shit like that.
"Oh praise the LORD for HE and only through HIM will you be saved from sin!"
Like I get that you revere the lord, and that YWHW is capitalized, but come the fuck on.
>>1997092
>penecostals
They and all other American sects give the rest of Christianity a bad name
>>1997293
blasphemy
>>1997427
heretic
>>1997427
It's true, when people think of American Christianity, they think of trashy fucks like you who interpret the bible 100% literally.
>>1997284
You'd know why is it capitalized if you knew the translation history
>>1997449
>the bible is wrong
go back to '''''''''''venerating''''''''''' mary catholic pagan
>>1997475
>implying I'm catholic
>>1997487
tips fedora
>>1997092
But I am a snake handler
Shit you'd find a dozen on /an/ right now
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