Should I anglicize my German last name? t. 2 parts English,

>>1975561
No

>>1975561

What IS your last name? Some German surnames are fine.

>>1975561
Well, what even is your last name?

>>1975573

Drumpf

>>1975578
definitely, try to find something that sounds more... iconic. changing the end to a p for one would help

>>1975561
>2 parts English, 1 part German.

Uh...

>>1975576
>>1975573
I'd rather not tell. Suffice to say it's in the top ten of most common German surnames.

>>1975591

It's perfectly possible, learn to fractions.

>>1975591
I felt the other part wasn't worth mentioning.

>>1975601
No it isn't you fucktard, it is literally impossible to be 1/3 anything. You can get kind of close but you can never be 1/3 german.

>>1975597
Do it.

>>1975612
What if my DNA test comes back with 33.33...% german genes?

>>1975619
It's literally impossible, your DNA test is pseudoscience bullshit anyway. For it to get anywhere near that number would take a fuckton of generations which would go back to the point where English and German weren't even cemented as ethnicities.

>>1975612
Gilgamesh was 1/3 divine. Checkmate.

>>1975630
That's because his dad double teamed his mom with a god and magic. That's the entire point of making him 1/3 god, it doesn't make logical sense.

>>1975612

OP didn't say he was 1/3 each you stupid little faggot. And again, it is completely possible to be 1/3 something, use the brain God gave you for once in your life.

>>1975630

Actually he was 2/3 divine, his mother was a god and his father was a demigod.

>>1975651
Do the math you imbecile. You will never be able to get exactly 1/3 because parentage revolves around multiples of 2. Again, you can get close, but you cannot be 1/3 anything.

>>1975652
That would make him 3/4

>>1975561
No, but you should add a "von" in front of your name.

>>1975661
tell that to the Babylonians

>>1975597
>top ten most common German surnames:
>Müller
>Schmidt
>Schneider
>Fischer
>Weber
>Meyer
>Wagner
>Becker
>Schulz
>Hoffmann

Why would you want to anglicize any of these names when they're all common anyways?

>>1975561
Yes, and move to England.