If I become knowledgeable in history and philosophy will

>>1974257
No. But it's easy, anon. Just B.E. yourself.

>>1974257
Who needs a gf anyway.

>>1974465
Yeah, this. Whu would you need a gf?

>>1974257
You will find a state of greater peace and grace if you do away with cravings for others.

>>1974465
Because intimate companionship is something desired by most people in order to make sense of this big cold empty world

>>1974257

Bitches love lectures on medieval Central Asian economics and government spending

That is why I am currently having hot sex right now instead of posting here on a Saturday night.

>>1974480

Read the Bible and pray, friends.

>>1974277

What does the B.E. stand for?

>>1974257
No but you could get a qt bf.

>>1974257
If you become knowledgeable in history and philosophy you will want to get a bf instead.

>>1974257

if you become a professor or researcher for an institute and get posted in an impoverished foreign country filled with western-educated, 'free-thinking' foreign women, yes.

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>>1976343

been there tried that lads

doesn't work if you're autistic, legitimately ugly, or a poo-in-loo/non-white, I'm afraid

>>1976363
>poo in loo
where do you teach? try teaching at pakistan where you'd be considered exotic goods

my country history degree courses are 52-55% female

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>tfw you lost your virginity thanks to your hot opinions on Crimea and Ukrainian history.

>>1976337
The E stands for "entirely" and the B stands for "B.E.", so the expression expands to "B.E. entirely yourself", which can further be expanded to "B.E. entirely entirely yourself" and so on ad infinitum.

>>1976340
Make that two qt bfs

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>>1976443

>>1974257
>meet a girl
>woo her with my deep understanding of the workings of medieval weaponry, as learned from the great weaponmaster Lindybeige
thanks lloyd

>>1974257
No, but it'll help you annoy your girlfriend once you get one.

>hey Ashley
>Christ what is it now
>hey did you know
>fucking what?
>did you know the Republic of Venice never formally seceded from the Byzantine Empire? isn't that cool?
>no, no I did not know that

>hey dude get over here check out this quote
>I'M FUCKING BUSY
>this quote is from Genghis Khan
>it's so badass
>come look now
>plz