I'm an average, 30 year old married man with 2 kids living

You tell us

Perfectly fucking normal.

Also
>30
>2 kids

Disgusting

wake up
eat borsch for breakfast
spend 12 hours a day waiting in votka lines
get drunk on votka, pass out
repeat

>>1967922
Why is it disgusting?

>>1967923
You probably thought this was funny before posting it

>>1967918
I do not know. That's why I'm asking.

job you can't get fired from
apartment you can't get evicted from

it was alright

>>1967930
I swear this board's sense of humor is nonexistent

>>1967934
Your humor is just shit mate

>>1967933
>job you can't get fired from
>apartment you can't get evicted from
Only if he is a part of nomenklatura, which was about 5% of Soviet population.

>>1967938
That's not true. In the USSR everyone did get a home and everyone did get a job. The job may very well be shit and the apartment may well be even worse, but these doesn't mean people didn't have them.

The privileges of the party members were different from guaranteed employment and housing.

>>1967926
Kids are disgusting

>>1967946
>muh glorious worker paradise
fuck off

>>1967954
Yes good goy never breed.

>>1967955
I'm not saying the USSR was a glorious worker's paradise. I'm saying the USSR did indeed have guaranteed employment and housing. This is a fact.

I'm not even a socialist. It's just that I don't approach history with an ideological agenda to uphold.

>>1967955
How is what he described paradise, you twit? A guaranteed shitty apartment is paradise to you?

>wake up
>shave with old razor
>brush with water
>make porridge with water (not bad if done right)
>feed kids
>send them off to school
>go to work
>likely your job only exists to reduce unemployment and you do some unnecessarily labor intensive task with a questionable purpose
>after work go home and check on kids
>heating still not fixed
>put electric heater in living room and tell them to keep the doors and windows shut so at least that room is warm
>go to the shops to queue for supplies for an hour, couldn't get any meat
>chop vegetables and bread and make something to eat
>read books or watch state TV on a B&W TV made in the 60s
>boil water with kettle and mix with cold water so your kids can have a hot bath
>bring mattresses into living room and put kids to bed
>have a cold shower
>go to sleep

>>1967946
>I'm a stupid chucklefuck: the post

>>1967961
>get free job and housing because muh glorious system comrade
>still no consumer goods because the only things country ever produces is steel and guns
>still have to wait 12 hours in line for cheap vodka

>>1967915
>line up for bread
>get bread
>go home and eat bread
>repeat

>>1967981
Wrong and wrong.

>>1967987
t. salty commie

>>1967989
t. teenager who believes in cold war propaganda written for his grandfather

>>1967981
Yes. People in the USSR did get guaranteed jobs and housing. The quality of these jobs and housing were usually pretty bad and I'm not saying this in praise of the USSR, I'm just acknowledging that they indeed did this.

>still no consumer goods because the only things country ever produces is steel and guns
>still have to wait 12 hours in line for cheap vodka
As I say, I'm not praising the USSR. It's just that you have an ideological axe to grind and get offended by the mere suggestion that it was anything more complicated than a dystopian cartoon.

>>1967989

t. underachieving faggot living with his parents

>>1967992
t. 15 yo suburban Anarcho-Collectivist

>>1967967
Thank you, this was the sort of answer I was looking for

>>1967997
t. projector
>>1967996
The shit covered with sprinkles is still shit

>>1967967
This

>>1968007
>The shit covered with sprinkles is still shit
Naturally. I never said it wasn't shit, I'm just saying you shouldn't be offended by historical facts.

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>>1968022
What? i'm just curious on life in the USSR

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>>1968022
>1990
>Getting the stats after capitalism had been already restaured and everything was sold for banana price.
Nice stats m8.

>Oh look another commie neckbeard shill thread
But hurt poltard is triggered tha he's not in his hugbox.

>>1967915

>go to market
>buy apple
>kgb take apple
>kgb say "apple is bad capitalist spy"
>go home
>sleep on hay
>wake up and go to market
>buy grain and make cold bread
>ghost of stalin appear and take bread
>ghost of stalin say "i need bread for communism"
>go home
>drink vodka
>russia is mother

>>1968801
Looks like the peak year according to your graph famalan.

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>>1967954
>not having as many kids as possible to save the white race

kysmm

>>1968960
It's a useless venture as long as Latinos are Catholic.

>>1968801
Communism fell in the eastern block in late '89, what's so fucking weird about using 1990?

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>>1968801
>USSR lost most of its GDP after losing half of the territory and population thanks to balkanization

No shit? Compare apples to apples.

>>1967967
To be quite honest it doesn't sound that bad to me.

>>1967915
>in Moscow 1980
>my
Aha. Comrade, the day belongs to the people, not to the selfish individual.

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>>1969024
>being Catholic makes you white

Have I missed something here?

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>>1967915
While not exactly related to your question, Memoir of a Russian punk is a really good book about growing up in Kharkov in the 1960s.
Written by this guy.

>>1970283
He's making the JUST face.

>>1967963
>A guaranteed shitty apartment is paradise to you?
Welcome to An-capistan!

>>1970283
Good luck not getting any bias from that, eh?

>>1970568
In what way?

>>1970258
Are you heathen?

>wake up at 6
>go to work via public transport
>read how you are doing well building socialism
>get in work, coffee till 9
>do some paperwork
>cant continue, boss is in Kazakhstan sorting very important issues (holiday with mistress on state money)
>11pm, time for lunch
>13, finish lunch
>14 chat with coworkers
>15 look at work, not really appealing
>16 go home
>17 post office and shopping
>18 favourite television program till 20
>20 eat dinner, leftover from weekend your wife prepared
>21 put kids to bed
>22 fuck wife, putting another baby in her

If the Soviets had nukes and new any confrontation between NATO and the Warsaw pact countries would have result in a nuclear exchange anyway why did they devote so much of their economy to tanks or weapons?

Imagine what could have been if car ownership rates were on par with the USA.

>>1967915

>You come home from hard day of work at glorious Russian tractor factory.

>Enter lounge and drink vodka. Cat sit on top of kitchen table, stare at you. “Stupid cat.” you say, “You look just like Premiere Putin's fat ugly wife!”.

>Early next morning, KGB kick down front door and take you to Siberian gulag for outrageous slur against Premier's beautiful wife.

>In glorious Russian motherland, even cat can be trained to report owner for spread discontent and tell lie about senior party members.

>Cat receive Order Of Lenin medal and senior position in KGB; you receive 30 year hard labour sentence at re-education camp.

>Life is just and fair under our beloved leader.

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>>1967915
>married
>2 kids
>a job

Your average day is better than mine.

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>>1970594
They assumed that MAD would prevent NATO from using nukes if a conventional war broke out. So they would be able to gain the upper hand quickly and negotiate from a better position.

>>1970589
Same in former Yugoslavia.

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>>1967915
get up, do morning things
send your kids to school -- they're usually one block away from home so it's safe
drive your wife to work
get to your work
drink tea with colleagues and gossip
if some some boss shows up at work actively pretend to be doing something
get your wife from work and get home
kids should already back at home
watch tv together: kids programming and/or "Time" news programme
if friends/relatives show up drink and criticize the state in the kitchen

>>1967934
See
>>1967937