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When it comes to gunpowder, nobody knows gunpowder better than me. I have the best gunpowder. The best. But look folks, the Mongolians have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Mongolia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing horse archers. They're bringing lootings. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Mongolia. I love Mongolia. I have great relationships with the Mongolian people. But what they have been doing to our villages and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Confucianism is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make China great again.
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When it comes to socialism, nobody knows about socialism better than me. I have the best socialism. The best. But look folks, the westerners have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at the Cold War. When West Germany send its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing companies. They're bringing banks. They're capitalists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate westerners. I love the west. I have great relationships with the western people. But what they have been doing to our GDR is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. The Stasi is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make the Iron Curtain great again
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>They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Everytime.
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>>1944836
What other walls are there?
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>>1944886
hadrian's wall
korean dmz?
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When it comes to legions, nobody knows legions better than me. I have the best legions. The best. But look folks, the Picts have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Caledonia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing woad. They're bringing lootings. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Caledonia. I love Caledonia. I have great relationships with the Pictish people. But what they have been doing to our castra and coloniae is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Roma Invicta is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Rome great again.
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Good thread.
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When it comes to killing germans, nobody knows killing germans better than me. I have the best German killers. The best. But look folks, the Chetniks have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the Chetniks sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing royalists. They're bringing drunks. They're capitalists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build Market Socialism. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Germany. I love Germany. I have great relationships with the German people. But what they have been doing to our villages and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Yugoslavia is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Yugoslavia great again.
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>>1946212
Wilhelm II and WW1 trenches pls
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>>1946219
When it comes to empires, nobody knows empires better than me. I have the best empire. The best. But look folks, the Brits have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Britain sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing Lee Enfields. They're bringing Mark Vs. They're artillerymen. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a trenchline. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Britain. I love Britain. I have great relationships with the British people. But what they have been doing to our soldiers and outposts is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. The A7V is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Germany great again.
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>>1946496
Thanks dude
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Is Trump to be the most memeable U.S. President in history?
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>>1947623
I think Nixon still holds that honor. Trump could overthrow him depending on how absurd things get.
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When it comes to dealing with contraband, nobody knows contraband better than me. I have the best contraband seizing methods. The best. But look folks, the British have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at economics. It's terrible. When Britain sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing drunks. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to ban their products. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Britain. I love Britain. I have great relationships with the Britis people. But what they have been doing to our subjects and livelihoods is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Trade restrictions are going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make China great again.
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When it comes to seizing swords, nobody knows swords seizures better than me. I have the best sword-ban laws. The best. But look folks, the Nanban have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at religion. It's terrible. When the Nanban sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing in guns. They're bringing in crime. They're Christians. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to close the country from them. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Nanban. I love the Nanban. I have great relationships with the Nanban people. But what they have been doing to our subjects and morals is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Foreign entrance restrictions are going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Nippon great again.
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When it comes to unilateral disengagement, nobody knows unilateral disengagement better than me. I have the best unilateral disengagement plans. The best. But look folks, the Arabs have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Palestine sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing suicide bombings. They're bringing rockets. They're terrorists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Palestine. I love Palestine. I have great relationships with the Arab people. But what they have been doing to our settlements and olive groves is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Israel is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Israel great again.
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When it comes to goulash, nobody knows goulash better than me. I have the best goulash. The best. But look folks, the Muslims have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the Middle East sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing burqas. They're bringing terrorism. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Islam. I love Islam. I have great relationships with the Muslim people. But what they have been doing to our fields and railway stations is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Hungary is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Hungary great again.
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Lovin it so far
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When it comes to airplanes, nobody knows airplanes better than me. I have the best airplanes. The best. But look folks, the government have been definitely outsmarting our board of directors at aircraft contracts. Its terrible. When the government sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing budget deficits. They're bringing program cancellations. They're not engineers. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a stealth aircraft. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Northrop, or Grumman. I love Boeing. I have great relationships with them. But what they're doing to our corporation and finances is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Lockheed is going to come back. And its going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Lockheed great again.
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When it comes to naval engineering, nobody knows naval engineering better than me. I have the best naval engineering. The best. But look folks, the Swedes have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Sweden sends its people, they're sending best. They're sending people that have lots of guns, and they're bringing those guns to us. They're bringing naval fleets. They're bringing armies. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a Modern Russia. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Sweden. I love Sweden. I have great relationships with the Swedish people. But what they have been doing to our ports and trade is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Russia is going to modernize. And it's going to modernize greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Russia great again.
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When it comes to foreign policy, nobody knows foreign policy better than me. I have the best foreign policy. The best. But look folks, the Americans have been definitely outsmarting our politicians with our sovereignty. It's terrible. When America sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing cowboys. They're bringing in Protestants. They're Imperialists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a Philippine Republic. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate America. I love America. I have great relationships with the American people. But what they have been doing to our independence and sovereignty is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. The Philippines is going to rise up. And it's going to rise up greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Philippines great again.
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When it comes to close quarters combat, nobody knows close quarters combat better than me. I have the best close quarters combat tactics. The best. But look folks, the other Bantu tribes have been definetely outsmarting our elders at warfare. It's terrible. When the Ndwandwe sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing in cattle-rustlers. They're bringing in marauders, They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to crush them. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the other Bantu tribes. I love the Ndwandwe. I have great relationships with the Ndwandwe people. But what they have been doing to our people and our lines of succession is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Total wars are going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make the Zulu great again.
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When it comes to cars, nobody knows close cars better than me. I have the best cars. The best. But look folks, Toyota have been definetely outsmarting our managers at competition. It's terrible. When the Toyota directorate sends cars, they're not sending their best. They're sending cars that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing in pick-ups. They're bringing in sedans, They're rape-cars. And some, I assume, are good. We need to crush them. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the other corporations. I love Toyota. I have great relationships with Toyota leadership. But what they have been doing to our people and our cars is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. American cars are going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Ford great again.
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When it comes to tanks, nobody knows tanks better than me. I have the best tanks. The best. But look folks, the Germans have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Germany sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing blitzkreig. They're bringing genocide. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Germany. I love Germany. I have great relationships with the German people. But what they have been doing to our Alsace and Lorraine is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Frenchness is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make France great again.
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>>1944869
The ones that bring drugs.
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>>1944759
When it comes to Hussars, nobody knows Hussars better than me. I have the best cavalry charges. The best. But look folks, the Ottoman Turks have been definetely outsmarting our Christian brothers at warfare. It's terrible. When the Turk sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing Islam. They're bringing Janissaries. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a coalition. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Kebab. I love Kebab. I have great relationships with the my local Kebab shop. But what they have been doing to our cities and kingdoms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Christianity is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Christendom great again.
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This thread is fucking glorious
I love you /his/
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>>1947990
Requesting George V on Prussia
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When it comes to Malvinas islands, nobody knows Malvinas islands better than me. I have the best Malvinas islands. The best. But look folks, the Britain have been definetely outsmarting our little army at warfare. It's terrible. When the Brits sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing Anglicanism. They're bringing monarchism. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a fleet. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Britain. I love pudding. I have great relationships with British Queen. But what they have been doing to our territory is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Argentina is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Argentina great again.
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When it comes to Korea, nobody knows Korea better than me. I have the best Korea. The best. But look folks, the UN task force has been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the UN sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing Americans. They're bringing the Brits. They're NATO. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a DMZ. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate South Korea. I love South Korea. I have great relationships with the South Korean people. But what they have been doing to our DPRK and our Communist Party of Korea is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Chinese help is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Korea great again.
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When it comes to capturing cities, nobody knows capturing cities better than me. I have the best captured cities, the best. But look folks, the Sasanids have definitely been outsmarting our legions at warfare. It's terrible. When Persia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing in utero coronation. They're bringing social castes. They're Zoroastrians. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Sasanid Empire. I love the Sasanid empire. I have great relationships with the Persian people. But what they have been doing to our Christians and our Mesopotamian territories is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Rome is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. IT's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Amida great again.
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When it comes to hispanic independence, nobody knows hispanic independence better than me. I have the best hispanic independence. The best. But look folks, the Spaniards have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the Spanish sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing royalism. They're bringing monarchism. They're looters. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a panhispanic Union. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Spain. I love Spain. I have great relationships with the Spanish people. But what they have been doing to our territory is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. South America is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Gran Colombia great again.
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This is a good thread.
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When it comes to human rights, nobody knows human rights better than me. I have the best human rights record. The best. But look folks, the Greek have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the Greeks sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing democracy. They're bringing philosophy. They're looters. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to make a cylinder. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Greece. I love Greece. I have great relationships with the Greek people. But what they have been doing to our territory is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. The Achaemenid Dynasty is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Persia great again.
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page 10 bump
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>>1950972
Thanks anon, you saved this gold thread
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>>1944759
When it comes to tanks, nobody knows tanks better than me. I have the best design record. The best. But look folks, the British have been definetely outdoing our armies at warfare. It's terrible. When the British sends its tanks, they're not sending their worst. They're sending tanks that have lots of armor, and they're bringing those tanks to us. They're bringing bad designs. They're bringing churchills. They're outdated. And some, I assume, are good tanks. We need to make a heavy tank. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Britain. I love Britain. I have great relationships with the British people. But what they have been doing to our tanks is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Germany is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make tanks great again.
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>>1951002
SAVIng
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Ah /his/ does it again
Based as fuck.
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When it comes to bunkers, nobody knows bunkers better than me. I have the best bunkers. The best. But look folks, the Warsaw Pact and NATO countries have definitely been outsmarting our government at trade. When the Warsaw Pact and NATO countries send their people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing revisionism. They're bringing capitalism. They're imperialists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to make bunkers. Don't get me wrong. I don't hate the Warsaw Pact and NATO countries. I love the Warsaw Pact and NATO countries. I have great relationships with the Soviet and North Atlantic people. But what they're been doing to our country is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Non-revisionist socialism is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Albania great again.
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When it comes to settling land, nobody knows settling better than me. I have the best settlements. The best. But look folks, the Cherokee have been definetely outdoing our settlers in the Southeast. It's terrible. When the Cherokee sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that want to live in their original tribes, and they're bringing those tribes to us. They're bringing teepees. They're bringing moccasins. They're savages. And some, I assume, are educated. We need to make a trail. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Cherokee. I love the Cherokee. I have great relationships with the Cherokee people. But what they have been doing to our land is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Forced relocation is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Georgia great again.
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When it comes to communism, nobody knows communism better than me. I have the best communist record. The best. But look folks, the anti-revolutionaries have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the capitalists send thier people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing property. They're bringing free markets. They're revisionists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to make a communism with chinese characteristics. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate capitalists. I love capitalism. I have great relationships with the capitalist people. But what they have been doing to our revolution of the proletariat is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Zhongguo is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Chyna great again.
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>>1944953
>I know more about the Sassanids than the legati do, believe me.
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>>1947623
Probably. He has a very distinctive speech rhythm and he repeats the same words and phrases all the time. It's incredibly easy to copy how he speaks, unlike pretty much any other president. Some have had distinctive accents, but none of them have had to same disorganized way of speaking that focuses on repetition that Trump has. He basically already talks in memes, and it's easy to copy.
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When it comes to the Kingdom of God, nobody knows the Kingdom of God better than me. I have the best Kingdom of God. The best. But look folks, the gentiles have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Rome sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing aqueducts. They're bringing literacy. They're pagans. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Rome. I love Rome. I have great relationships with all gentile people. But what they have been doing to our villages and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. The United Monarchy is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Israel great again.
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When it comes to imageboards, nobody knows imageboards better than me. I have the best imageboard. The best. But look folks, Reddit has been definetely outsmarting our janitors at warfare. It's terrible. When Reddit sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing shitty memes. They're bringing sjws. They're newfags. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a firewall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Reddit. I love Reddit. I have great relationships with redditors. But what they have been doing to our boards is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Futaba is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make 4chan great again.
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these work better when "They're rapists." is left in regardless of wether it fits
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Someone do Hadrians Wall
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>>1955547
This is the best one so far.
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someone do flight plans
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When it comes to flight plans, nobody knows flight plans better than me. I have the best flight plans. The best. But look folks, Bane has been definitely outsmarting our agents at taking Dr. Pavel. It's terrible. When Bane sends his people, he's not sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing friends. They're crashing this plane. They're big guys. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to include only one of them in our flight plan with the agency. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate hired guns. I love hired guns. I have great relationships with all hired guns. But what they have been doing to this plane is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! But don't worry though, folks. CIA is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger ever before. It's gonna be big (for you), believe me. We're going to make CIA great again.
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President Trump Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Meme
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>>1956570
Everytime some faggots goes "omg the 2000s has, like no culture, unlike the 90s and the 80s XOXO," tell them we live in the age of memes.
May its light remain undimmed.
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When it comes to Republican ideals, nobody knows Republican ideals better than me. I have the best Republican ideals. The best. But look folks, the Greeks have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Greece sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing colonists. They're bringing lootings. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a Republic. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Greece. I love Greece. I have great relationships with the Greek people. But what they have been doing to our villages and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Secularism is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Turkey great again
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>>1956559
thanks anon
get a (you)
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>>1955547
10/10
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When it comes to multinational monarchy, nobody knows multinational monarchy better than me. I serve the best multinational monarchy. The best. But look volks, the Serbs have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. When Serbia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing nationalism. They're bringing terrorists. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to end Serbian independence. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Serbia. I love Serbia. I have great relationships with the Serbian people. But what they have been doing to our Archduke is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, volks. The Kaisertum is going to endure. And it's going to become greater and stronger than ever before. It's not gonna be Yugo, believe me. We're going to make Austria great again. And also Hungary.
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>>1957930
>We're going to make Austria great again. And also Hungary.
kek
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>>1956592
This one is good because it is true
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>>1957930
>It's not gonna be Yugo, believe me.
Fuck's sake, Anon.
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When it comes to Government for the people, nobody knows the people better than me. I have the best Government. The best. But look folks, the Catholics have been definitily outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Ireland sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing Celtic culture. They're bringing lootings. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to make a Protectorate. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Ireland. I love Ireland. I have great relationships with the Norman Irish people. But what they have been doing to their own nation and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Anglo-Saxon domination is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make England great again.
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>>1955547
So good
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When it comes to Golpes de Estado, nobody knows Golpes de Estado better than me. I have the best Golpes de Estado. Really, the best. The best. But look folks, the satano-comunistas have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When leftists sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing cultural marxism. They're bringing general strikes. They're lazy workers. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a Banana Republic here. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Left. I love the Left. I have great relationships with pelegos. But what satano-comunas have been doing to our cities, villages and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Populism is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Brazil great again.
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When it comes to Christianity, nobody knows Christianity better than me. I have the best Christianity. The best. But look folks, the Protestants have been definitely outsmarting our priests at theology. It's terrible. When the Reformation sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing lay preachers. They're bringing masses in vernacular. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a counter-reformation. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Protestants . I love Protestants . I have great relationships with the Protestant people. But what they have been doing to our doctrines and credos is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. True religion is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Catholicism great again.
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>>1957930
Here's a screencap for everything up to this one.
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When it comes to the Treasury, nobody knows the Treasury better than me. I have the best Treasury. The best. But look folks, the Republicans have been definitely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When the Democratic-Republicans send their people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing in immigrants. They're bringing in slaves. They're anarchists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a National Bank. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Republicans. I love Republicans. I have great relationships with the Republican people. But what they have been doing to our country is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Debt is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Debt great again.
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>>1953318
>North Atlantic people.
kek
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>>1947623
He's no Richard Nixon
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>>1960973
Doesn't that depend on the meaning of 'memeable'? Because I'd say JFK or Bush are very memeable if we're just talking about imitation and distinctive speech pattern.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceocNS-toDk
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Is wallposting the most pervasive historical meme? It seems you can apply it to almost anything.
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>>1952285
thanks famalam
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When it comes to warfare, nobody knows warfare better than me. I have the best tactics. The best. But look folks, the Entente have been definetely outsmarting our generals at warfare. It's terrible. When the Entente sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of art, and they're bringing those people to us. They're bringing machineguns. They're bringing armoured cars. They're butthurt. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to make a strategy. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Belgium. I love Belgium. I have great relationships with the Belgian people. But what they have been doing to our plans is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Germany is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Germany great again.
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>>1944886
The Indo pak border is pretty much a wall now.
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>>1944886
The Theodosian Land Walls
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>>1948861
kek
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10/10 thread
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When it comes to religious zealotry, nobody knows religion better than me. I have the best religion. The best. But look folks, the Spaniards have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Spain sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing smallpox. They're bringing lootings. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a sacrificial temple. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Spain. I love Spain. I have great relationships with the Spanish people. But what they have been doing to our villages and farms is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Quetzalcoatl is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Tenochtitlan great again.
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When it comes to modernism, nobody knows modernity better than me. I have the best Xinhua. The best. But look folks, the Imperialists have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at warfare. It's terrible. When Japan sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing war. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a new great wall. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the West. I love the West. I have great relationships with the Western people. But what they have been doing to our ports and factories is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. China is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make China great again.
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When it comes to cocaine, nobody knows cocaine better than me. I have the best cocaine. The best. But look folks, the Americans have been definetely outsmarting our business at warfare. It's terrible. When USA sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing extradition. They're bringing radio monitoring. They're CIA agents. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to clean Columbia. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate USA. I love USA. I have great relationships with the American people. But what they have been doing to our drug labs and its stuff is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. Medellín Cartel is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make Medellín Cartel great again.
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>>1954105
>they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing aqueducts. They're bringing literacy. They're pagans.
heh
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>>1944953
>They're bringing woad
kek
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When it comes to Republics, nobody knows Republics better than me. I have the best Republics. The best. But look folks, the Girondins have been definetely outsmarting our politicians at revolution. It's terrible. When Austria sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing monarchy. They're bringing religion. They're reactionaries. And some, I assume, are good people. We need to build a guillotine. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Austria. I love Austria. I have great relationships with the Austrian people. But what they have been doing to our fields and sons is just... terrible. Terrible. Sad! Don't worry though, folks. France is going to come back. And it's going to come back greater and stronger than ever before. It's gonna be yuge, believe me. We're going to make France great again.
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