I'm tired of living a mediocre life. How do I sell my soul

>>1892197
>>>x might help you with that

>>1892197
>>>/x/

Faust totally looks anime in this image.

>>1892221
They really just need to make Mephistopheles a cute anime girl and add the subtext of her being jealous of Faust's human connections and the anime would be a huge hit.

>>1892197

Surely if you were willing to make such a pact, you would believe that the devil exists. If the devil exists then son does God and Heaven, so why would you knowingly throw away eternal paradise for temporary earthly pleasure followed by eternal torment?

>>1892226
>cute anime girl

more like ara ara milf

>>1892242
Honestly she'd probably be a flatchested loli who was jealous of all the busty human girls.

>>1892197
well it seems like you have the devils luck

>>1889494

>>1892227
That's the paradox of this logic I never understood

>>1892197
Keep that shite

t. Baʿal Zəvûv

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>I'm tired of living a mediocre life

Then change.

>>1892197
Why does Mephistopheles look like a chink?

>>1892455
Because he's literally a demon

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>>1892502
Chinks are devil people?

>>1892197
Inflation's made your soul worthless. Sorry.

>>1892528
>tfw they close the doors of hell because of overcrowding
>tfw forced to spend the entire afterlife as a homeless bum

You have to cut your dick off and put it in the middle of a pentagram.

>>1892519
Yes. Their favourite color - red symbolises fires of hell and blood.

>>1892264
Disgustingly cliche

>>1892226
Well, there's Soul Cartel.

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>>1892735

>>1892227
Curiosity? Plus Faust had a deep sense that isolation and fustration in the beginning that he probably doesn't give a fuck about eternity