Why does /his/ love France so much? Is it all the cool and charismatic

>>1850275
/his/ hates the frogs, they are well known germaboos.

Is it the desire to be contrary to /pol/?

French people on /his/ love france
British people on /his/ love britain
German people on /his/ love Germany
No people on /his/ love Turkey
American people on /his love America
Polish people on /his/ love Poland
And so on. It's basically /int/ only we have to guess the flags.

>>1850275
> /his/ love France so much?
Nice joke you cheese eating surrender monkey.

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> Amerifags hating based France
> despite it being a reason USA exist

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>>1850535
>even /pol/ likes the french
it is true that we love our frogs.
but not the french, they can die in their self imported degenerate hell hole.

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>>1850275
We don't.

>>1850536
As someone who browsed /int/ a lot, people from many different countries love France and Germany, while everyone but Brits/Canucks/Aussies despise Britain

But yeah, generally people love their own country more than others

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>>1850544
It's because we take after our parents

>>1850563
>while everyone but Brits/Canucks/Aussies despise Britain
Nah. Norwegians, Americans, French, Kiwis, Dutch, Portugese and even the Irish all seem to get along with Brits on /int/. I think you're just getting confused by banter.

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>>1850545
Frogs are so weird.

>>1850539
How do you survive browsing this board everyday (and being this ignorant btw)?

>>1850275
>Why does /his/ love France so much?
They don't.

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>mfw I just realized France is the legitimate Holy Roman Empire

think about it

>Holy
faithful catholics, eldest daughter of the church
>Roman
former roman territory, roman heritage, speak a romance language
>Empire¸
part of the roman empire, eventually formed two empires, still retains some of its colonies

kraut niggers on suicide watch

>>1850772
>faithful catholics
Doesn't work when you're sending soldiers to beat up the Pope (Like Philippe IV did), or when you work with protestants to kill catholics (Like Richelieu did)
>roman
A bastard people taking roots from all kinds of cultures. A bit like the Roman Empire, you could argue, but still... The north of France had a law tradition more akin to the frankish practice than the south (Occitans) who were taking upon roman written tradition.
>Empire
>implying

It is true that France was far more powerful and closer to the Roman Empire than the "HRE" ever was, but it still is nowhere near the glory of Rome.
Still... They called themselves "Kingdom of France", or "Republic of France", never "Holy Roman Empire", so they weren't making any bullshit claim.

>>1850741
Thanks for clearing it up.

The only ones that love francer are french frogs. The rest only misunderstand this shithole, or have never been there.

>>1850626
They are narcissistic, awkward, and live up to their stereotypes. Hopefully arabs and niggers will take over the french land soon, along with germany, and then the world will stop holding their hands. Thus they shall sink together the way they sunk when the french surrendered to hitler.
The only thing I want more than a russian/american alliance.

>butthurt frenchfags incoming
You only disgrace everything you partake in, please leave if you can understand anything other than the french language. You are the cancer of the human race, always have been, and always will be. 12 years old girls deserve more attention.
The U.S. should have bombed you a long time ago, either when the nazis stepped in paris, or after they found Saddam, just cause.

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>>1850791
>the absolute state of this Nigel

holy shit son you're mad

*surrenders*

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>>1850856
are you talking about yourself Hans?

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>All these salty boches and goddams
Calm down.

>>1850911
/his/pol me on Joan of Arc, was she really as much of a contributor to the war effort as her romanticization would have me believe?

>>1850935
She was a glorified cheerlander, in an age where the most of the death were when your army panic and disband, it was a good asset.

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>>1850888
>implying France then is anything like France now

France shaped Europe during the Middle Ages, so it's easy to understand the medievalist's respect for France.

>>1850536
Thats not true I love turkey and there are a few turkeyboos around on /int/.

>>1850935
From what I've read here it seems that her romanticization has made her underrated. Im not an expert but she was actually involved in battle strategies and shit

>>1850964
Im a medievalist ouiaboo and the biggest ouiaboos here are mostly Napoleonic era fags

>>1850960
There's not a single country that was "then" as it is "now".
Except maybe for Russia and China. nature.

>>1850544
>surrender monkeys hating America
>despite it being a reason they're not under German rule

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>>1850573
I genuinely hate Bongs.

>>1851624
I too have the seemingly natural urge to hate brits.

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>>1851624
>>1851640

Stay mad there is literally no reason yo hate UK other than consistently just being top banter.

UK in its history has never done anything wrong.

>>1850544
What? Americans love France unless you're talking about hill billies whose entire historical knowledge is WWII.

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>tfw we live in an anglo dominated century and not a franc one

Could be worse I guess. Could have been G*rmans.

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>>1851728
>tfw your countries military was modelled after the french
>Ultra cool french uniforms, red trousers and all
>1871, snownigs defeat the french
>Suddenly the prussian model is the new fad
>eventually change the uniforms to that shitty boche crap
>Even change the standards to include those ugly hunnic shits
>Up to this day, the eternal boche keeps dominating our military

>>1851697
So all of america?

>>1850275
>The English legitimately feel good about executing and murdering a qt 3.14 teenaged French magical girl to death
Why is the Eternal Anglo allowed to get away with these things?

>>1850275
>liking france
jean de arc is a whore and a schizophrenic

>>1851950
Because she was a heretic

>>1851972
>Heretic
>Not knowing that she's a saint.
You're the heretic.

>>1851950
Because she was a whore

>>1850275
>the lively and deep culture

not since the revolution

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/thread

>>1851995
>manlets
when will they learn

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>>1852001
>Believing the eternal anglo propaganda.

>>1851972
>>1851980
t. Anglo

>had to literally bribe a corrupt Papal overseer to make up falsified claims against her and force her into "crossdressing" to prevent English soldiers from raping her

>>1852034
Bribe with what? Her body like the whore she is?

because its the GOAT yuro country

debate me

Leftists love France because it's the birthplace of most radical ideologies. Besides, it has a communist-friendly high culture unlike any other developed country in the world (except Italy, maybe).

>>1852076
/r9k/ pls go

>>1851697
>queue Kerry being slandered for speaking french

>>1851152
Maybe french hate you cause you're a bunch of asshole go put some liberty fries in your ass you'll understand why you got 9/11

Romeabooism naturally evolves into Franceabooism

>>1850275
Because everyone who actually knows something about history loves France

>>1853505
Not true. I really don't care much for France as a whole.

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>>1850275
I have compared /his/ as the ideological counterpart of /pol/. /pol/ has loved Germany, and the board who is the enemy and villain according to the /pol/ protagonist story is /his/.

And /his/ loves the eternal enemy and brother of Germany, which is France. Therefore...

/pol/ = Germany
/his/ = France
And I guess /int/ is Lotharingia since it is literally international between France and Germany.

H-holy shit, it's starting to make sense. /pol/ + /his/ + /int/ are the Frankish Empire boards!

Rly makes u dink.

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>>1853543

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>>1853564
And I suppose Britain is /r9k/ because they keep getting cucked and ruled over by various Chadlike invaders all the time so I'll add that in there as well.

>>1851995

unf, love that missing right shoulder and hyperextended neck

can someone from /ic/ redline this painting?

>tfw art history and autism ruined propeganda-tier "classical" art forever

>>1853543
>>1853564
>>1853572

kek you nailed it anon
who's al andalus?

>>1853611
Al Andalus is Reddit.

I don't think it's so much that people here love France they just really hate Britain. Yanks, Germans and such. Also there are a lot of French posters here too.

>>1853617
and who is /a/

>>1853626
Well, since religion was considered the addictive dopamine of feudal society, I would guess Papal States would be /a/ since they fueled the kangdoms with religion.

With all the boards, they get a thrill from anime, so it makes sense that Papal States = /a/

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>>1853636
>Papal States would be /a/

It's true, /a/ is always trying to interpret the holy texts that are Neon Genesis Evangelion, and will try to destroy any attempt to reform itself

>>1850275
Rich and wonderful history.

But mainly because Jeanne d'Arc is my wife

>>1850275
A vocal minority of frogs likes France. Everyone else knows that they're a failed nation, neither relevant enough to compete with the British for global dominance nor with the Germany for relevance on the continent.

>>1851995
This literally scares the bongs.

>>1855208
>British
>global dominance

Hi Nigel, could you explain how are they a "failed nation"?

Im not a frog btw and most of us like France because of their history, no need to be so mad about it.

>>1851972
Jeanne d'Arc a saint. A SAINT!

As a french, I can say that we don't even like ourselves. http://www.france24.com/en/20140520-france-drug-addiction-1-3-psychotropic-medication
But I think every nation is an aspect of universal human nature.

>implying /his/ doesn't love both Germany and France

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>>1850979

Disgusting.

>>1850979
They're ironic turkeyboos though.

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>>1855208
>neither relevant enough to compete with the British for global dominance
>british
>global dominance