You're a Jew living in first century Palestine. A group

Witness His Miracles and understand that He is telling the Truth.

>>1847370
"Capital Letters so Everyone knows I'm being fed this Information."

>>1847306

I'd ask him what makes him different from the last three guys who said that.

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>>1847306

>charismatic speaker

nah, poor homeless jew who spoke in parables that confused and angered most people.

>claims the world is ending soon:

but no one knows when the day will come, not even the Son of Man, but only the Father in Heaven

>he can save you only if you sell all your belongings

salvation through faith.
perfection through righteousness. two separate things.

>cut off your family

only if they are wicked, anti-God deviants

>leave your job

jobs suck desu

>What do you do?

Deny him 3 times like Peter did, until the resurrection happens and he comes back and blows everyones mind; or doubt him like Thomas did until he put his fingers through his wounds.

Or perhaps I would believe after seeing the miracles he performed directly. Hard to say.

>>1847430
Son of God*

>>1847430
>that design
ayy lmao

also Detective Conan is a shit show.

>>1847306
Making sure to assassinate him as quickly and as silently as possible, afterwards I'd tip the roman soldiers that the land of Judea is preparing for an uprising and hope that they purge it to the ground, sparing the world from the second and third parts of the Jewish Adventure saga.

I've got nothing against my boy Jesus but his fanbase ended what could've been a cool polytheistic world.

Tell him to piss the fuck off, given the conditions you just described.

>all these people talking about him doing miracles

Those weren't in the OP.

>>1847542
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Touch his cape to steal his magic powers. Source: bible.

>>1847306
Laugh at the insane lunatic and laugh even harder when he gets executed and sweet fuck all happens afterward.