>tfw you will never be a viking >ftw you wil never go to

>>1842904
>tfw vikings failed 90% of their raids

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>>1842904
>tfw you don't need to be a viking to kill innocent villagers and monks
>and then run away

>>1842910
>tfw you will never experience that 10%
>tfw you will never be a berserker who slash his weapons in his enemys high on magic mushrooms

>>1842926
b-but vikings are cool??!

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>>1842926
>Innocent
>Monks
Pick one and only one

>>1842944
>inquisition
>after 11th century

>vikings
>8th to 11th century

k

>>1842969
>Immoral psykos become less immoral just because they don't get a chance to act as immoral psykos
Sure thing pal

>>1842904
you can still join Somalian pirates

It's pretty much the same, except they use guns nowadays.

>>1842990
Somalians raid other ships but i want to raid little villages with vikbros using swords and axes while being high on magic mushrooms

>>1843004
I'm sure there'll be unguarded villages along the somalian coast.

You can attack those even while high on shrooms waving an axe around.

>>1843313
hahahah double standard hahaha

>>1843313
There's kind of a difference between a time when everyone did it and when just one group does it.

>>1843281
Then you'll get 360 no scoped by a pirate.

>>1842904
Easy mate. Grab some weapons with your bros, go sack some farm in the middle of nowhere.

It's the same thing.
Rape the wife.
Take their shit
Burn it down

>>1843313
>lmao stupid fucking snowniggers raped and killed, they were fucking human garbage, we shouldve genocided them all
>leave black people alone, its a socio-economic issue you racist!
Ahhh /his/

>>1843359
>everyone did it therefore I should do it too

Isn't that the same argument blacks use against cops?

>>1842910
>>tfw vikings failed 90% of their raids
proofs?

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>>1843313

Ooga booga where da English wimin at?
>sees English """women"""
By Odin...

>>1842977
>inquisitors
>monks

gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>>1844259
I myself reckon the lot of them are trash.

>>1842944
Implying that ALL monks especially on the coast of Northumbria and Ireland tortured some wankstains for fun every saturday.

>>1842941
No >:C

>>1843313


Norther europeans were muhpressed by romans for centuries, but then in the end they wiped the romans out, and went on to be the greatest and most advanced civilization in history. And not a single vuvuzela toot was given for any 'legacy of imperialism.'

Obviously, any race that can't pull itself up by its bootstraps and gets kicked around by others really isnt all that great.

>>1843313
>Top pic
Vikings raiding Anglo-Saxon scum. Different tribe of men, thus no need for anger.
>Bottom pic
Niggers rioting in Nordic/Germanic town. Two different tribes of men, and clearly the "triggered" man is upset over his kind getting hurt.

The weak fear the strong. There is no hypocrisy here, only a hatred towards your enemy.

>>1843861

The pic clearly shows nigs and snownigs doing the exact same thing.

>>1842904
Why would I want to be a pale, dirty, smelly, unshaven brute?