Why aren't Nuns allowed to have children? I thought God

>>1841189

Some people are called to be part of the church and some are called to be fruitful and multiply. Also theres nothing stopping a woman who has had kids becoming a nun.

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Why do you think so many nuns handle orphanages?

>>1841189
Corinthians 7:34 There is a difference between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman cares about the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit. But she who is married cares about the things of the world—how she may please her husband.

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>>1841189
They don't have a table

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Nuns can get away with shagging taxi drivers for 50p a go as long as they ask for forgiveness afterwards.

reminder that very nuns are virgin

>theists
>logic

>>1841204
har har har.

>>1841209
Catholics are a meme religion

>>1841204
el oh el

>>1841189
Because they chose not to

>>1841189
Because they are married to god and having sex with a man would be adultery.

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>>1841610
Why doesn't God fuck nuns?
I know I would.

>>1841610
>Because they are married to god and having sex with a man would be adultery.
It's cool if God puts a baby in Joseph's wife, though.

>>1841610

Then why wasn't god raping Mary considered adultery? Shouldn't Joseph had had Mary stoned to death?

>>1842164
He saw the fuss that got made the last time he shagged someone out of the blue and thought better of it

What are some wars in which nuns were raped? the most recent the better.

I want to write a novel about a nun jealous of another nun who got raped and pregnant, about desiring maternity.

Because nunneries were actually just lesbian sanctuaries.

>>1842199
>>1842203
Getting cucked by God is an honor.
But generally, I agree. God should lead by example, not make himself an exception.

>>1842199
Is Joseph dare I say it, the Original Cuck? (OC)

>>1842214
>God should lead by example

How could he do otherwise if he is all-good? Clearly raping another man's wife is fine if the wife rationalises the rape as "a good thing", and if the husband is enough of a cuck to raise the babby.

>>1841189
the point of forbidding priests (primarly men) to have children was that they couldn't pass their titles and lands and whatnot on to their sons so that they would return back to the church after the priest's death. Otherwise the clergy would have just become a form of nobility. That way it was easier for the ones in at the top to control the lower ranking members, and the secular rulers didn't have to be as wary of the clergy as they had to be of their feudal subordinates.

>>1841189
You know I was playing a juvenile H-RPGmaker game where as part of church service and a way to stop young men from spilling their seed by way of masturbation, the nuns reconstructed a confessional so the men could ejaculate into the mouth and vagina of the nuns

My question is has this ever happened and if not why?

>>1842210
I can't believe that barbary pirates didn't raid monasteries from time to time.

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>>1842236
I'm not sure about that, but there was a scandal in my diocese where some student knocked up a nun.

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>>1841209

>>1842203
>>1842229
God did not rape Mary you fucking heretics

>>1841189
Nunneries are a scheme by the (((Christians))) to take beautiful young women away from Society and to force them into a life of abstinence

>>1842233
Monks != Priests
Christian monasticism is way older than the requirement of celibacy for Catholic priests.

>>1842512
>nuns
>beautiful
>young
You've never been to a nunnery

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>>1841209
>>1842319
Please be heretics elsewhere

>>1842319
Disappointed in you Poland

>>1842210
Pretty much every conflicts in Spain from the 19th century onwards had peasants and reds raping nuns.

>>1842319
THICC

>>1842554
I am Saxon desu.

Thick nurses make my dick feel funny.

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>>1842592
Fuck, nurses too.

But I meant nuns.

>>1841189

They're just a carry over of the Virgin Priestesses from Greek religion

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>>1842540
Make me.

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>>1842602
In the Church we actually have consecrated virgins.

>In the Catholic Church, a consecrated virgin is a woman who has been consecrated by the church to a life of perpetual virginity in the service of God. Consecrated virgins are to spend their time in works of penance and mercy, in apostolic activity and in prayer, according to their state of life and spiritual gifts.

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>>1842668
>tfw women are willingly becoming virgins for life and I can't even find a wife in church

>>1841189
Because the catholic church said so.

Because cathocucks op

>>1842668
>>1842671
what a waste

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>>1842540
Its not a sin if they think about god when they do it to themselves, technically.

>>1842497

Did he ask her? No, he inseminated her and THEN told her about it. How is that not rape?

>>1843314
There was no sexual intercourse
It was an immaculate conception

>>1843320

So if I sneak my dna into a girl and she forms babby it's not rape, it's just following in God's example?

>>1841189
You don't use pliers to drill holes
Every person has their purpose
>>1843325
It's not rape but you are not creating the saviour of mankind so you are not following in God's example

>>1843334
>you are not creating the saviour of mankind

How do you know? You can't see the future. Hell, even if he grows old and dies without saving anyone, you don't know that a movement won't form in the future sometime that venerates him as the saviour.

>>1843360
And niether do you. God did, therefore you're not following God's example

>>1841189


Betas and cucks lack instincts such as self-expansion or self-preservation.

>>1843370

That's some pretty weak special pleading there. It amounts to "it's not rape because God can't rape". I don't have the technology God had access to but that should be beside the point, since inseminating someone without their permission can scarcely be classified as anything but rape no matter how you look at it.

>>1843385
If you cum on your hand, then accidently touch a banana, then your flat mate dildos herself with it, unaware, and gets pregnant
Was it rape?

>>1843391

So God didn't intend to get her pregnant? Is God the banana or my cum in this analogy?

>>1843395
Irrelevant, is it rape?

>>1843416

No rape requires agency.

>>1843419
You said "however you look at it"
Even if you DID intend to get her pregnant, is it rape?

>>1843434

Then yes it would be rape. What else could you call it?

>>1843452
But it's not
You didn't even touch her, and rapists generally don't intend to get their victims pregnant.
She suffered no physical or mental trauma in the process of insemination. It's not rape

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>>1843461
not rape, but it would be considered sexual assault.

>>1843497
There was no assault

>>1843498
if i can't cum in someone's coffee without it being deemed sexual assault I don't think you could cum on someone's dildo. both instances you are intending to put your semen inside her

>>1843461
>She suffered no physical or mental trauma in the process of insemination.

Nice victim blaming, she's not responsible for trying to rationalise her trauma as being "a good thing". You know what a real god of truth would have done? He'd have asked her first. Or better yet just manifest himself upon the Earth in an avatar, if some literal poo-in-loo elephant-dicked "god" can manifest itself as an avatar why can't the one true god?

>>1843510
I'm mostly just winding you up at this point but the fact is
>God did not physically touch Mary
There was no semen
>He knew the EXACT consequences of this action because he is God
>It worked out great for everyone except God because he had die on the cross and all that

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>>1843515
>unironically using the words "victim blaming"
Won't be entering into a discussion with you

>>1843516

So you're saying Mary is more like a fleshdoll built to carry an extra-dimensional rapist's fleshly incarnation?

>>1843516
so it would be okay if i insert a fertilized egg into a woman without asking for her consent?

>>1843520
Mary is a vessel crested solely for the purpose of giving birth to the Son of God, yes

>>1843516
>It worked out great for everyone except God because he had die on the cross and all that
Only because he decided to fix his own laws using a hilariously specific loophole instead of actually fixing them.

>>1843527
you are a vessel made soley to be filled with my cummies

>>1843526
If you were God and had the intention to save all mankind, yes it would be perfectly fine
>>1843528
God has to abide by his own laws too m8

>>1843528
>>1843516
>MUH PASSION

Literally the stupidest "argument" godfags have. Jesus suffered less in his entire life than some people suffer in a day, oh boohoo he was beaten and crucified, so were literally thousands of others and none of them had the CERTAINTY of eternal paradise to think about.

>>1843520
>God created what was essentially his personal robot wife in order to both be his "Eve" and mother at the same time, and no other man was allowed to touch her ever
Honestly this version of God is pretty sympathetic, just wish he would pass out motherly robot wives for everyone else too.

>>1843544
If i shot you in balls and you asked the nurse for morphine, would you consider it reasonable for her to reply "OOH BOO HOO YOU FUCKING BABY, PEOPLE HAVE HAD MUCH WORSE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORPHINE YOU FUCKING PUSSY"
Wanker

>>1843540
>what's good for god is not always what's good for us

The problem with this is, how are we supposed to draw ANY moral guidance when the goodness or wickedness of things is hidden from us? When god says, "do not rape lolis", is he saying that it's wrong for us to rape lolis, or merely that it's good for god to say "don;t rape lolis2?

>>1843540
why is it only okay if it's god? what if i know that this woman would raise a child that would be a net gain to society but she is unwilling to have children?

>>1843557
>If i shot you in balls and you asked the nurse for morphine, would you consider it reasonable for her to reply "OOH BOO HOO YOU FUCKING BABY, PEOPLE HAVE HAD MUCH WORSE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORPHINE YOU FUCKING PUSSY"
Did he invent guns, balls, and decree that everyone who upset him had to get shot in the balls? Then when he realized just how many people were getting shot in the balls he got upset, and then by his own rules had to get shot in the balls for upsetting himself?

Because if so, yeah, the nurse has a point.

>>1843557

That's not even close to my point. Google Scaphism. Then bear in mind that Jesus died in just three days, most of which was just hanging on the cross, out of his mind in pain and fever. And yet we're supposed to accept his "suffering" as some great accomplishment? Or as some great sacrifice? It barely counts as "dying" when you come back to life afterwards, ESPECIALLY when you know ahead of time that you will come back to life.

>>1843561
Just do as He says. He said "don't rape lolis" so don't rape them
>>1843566
Because he is God Almighty and you are not. Why is it ok for an adult to handle knives but not a child?
>>1843573
No, man misunderstood God's word and Jesus was given to us to help correct our mistakes. It isn't that we followed God's teachings to the letter and he suddenly up and changed his mind one day, we got it wrong in the first place
>>1843577
I know ahead of time that i will be given everlasting life, I'm still petrified of dying.
The fact that others were crucified aswell does not take away from the gravity of his scrafice. He died for all mankind, others died for their crimes or for nothing at all, none of those CHOOSE to be crucified

>>1843594
>I know ahead of time that i will be given everlasting life

No, you don't. You've been told that you've tried to convince yourself it's true, but you don't KNOW it the way an omniscient deity KNOWS something.

> none of those CHOOSE to be crucified

Neither did Jesus, the mob chose that.

>>1843594
>Why is it ok for an adult to handle knives but not a child?
were you never a boy scout?

>>1841189
Why do you assume Catholics do the will of God?

What a horrific assumption!

>>1843594
>didn't suddenly up and changed his mind one day,
>a man who collects sticks on the Sabbath should be executed, keep the Sabbath holy
>you Pharasees have it all wrong, the Sabbath was created for man, not the other way around, so it's okay for me to heal or do anything else I want

>>1843607
>niether did Jesus
Read the Bible and come back to me
>>1843623
Don't boyscouts have adult supervision?
>>1843631
Healing the sick is more important than resting on the Sabbath. Jesus knew this, the pharisees did not

>>1843683
alright, I'll have the wise Lord Xenu supervise putting the fertilized egg in

>>1841189
This is literally a line of questioning used by Satan to Saints.
Those nuns are the brides of Christ..

>>1843698
>brides

So polygamy is fine with God? Also doesn't the male in a relationship owe his wife a good dicking, at least once? It's not a real marriage if it's never consummated.

>>1843712
>polygamy
Clearly you aren't Christian, and thus will never understand that God cannot be comprehended.
The nun isn't married, you idiot. She has devoted her life to worshiping and praising God.

>>1843755

In defiance of his clear commandment to be fruitful?

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¿Why are nuns so pretty?

>>1844336
get out of here mexican

>>1841189

they have spirit children

>tfw you realize there's real christfags on 4chan

>>1842210
Spanish civil war.

>>1843755
>>The nun isn't married, you idiot. She has devoted her life to worshiping and praising God.
then why most nuns finger themselves at night?

>>1841209
why do most people dont get how forgivness in the catholic church works.
you have to be
>in remorse
>make spiritual reparation
>make earthly reparation
and unlike protestants you have to confess it to someone and not that shitty "god will forgive you cause hes god" bullshit