ITT It's the year 1676 and we write a letter to the Sultan

Turk

Wassup

ROACH

Jew

cum-eater

You

we

mehmed my son

bulgaria

is

our

>>1839597
partytime

>>1839597
Eat

niggahs

Dick

Often

And

muhammed

sultan

is

gay

,so

anzu

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Dear Turk, wassup ROACH jew? Cum-eater, you, we, mehmed my son, Bulgaria is our playtime. Eat niggahs dick often and muhammed sultan is gay. So, anzu

armenian

genocide

was

alright

but

1453

wasn't

very

epic

goatfuckerr

jew

can

you

give

head

a

chance

and

never

touch

Constantinople

ever

it's

again

great

christian

land

>>1839597
>replies: 48
>posters: 16

Koksal Baba

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armenian genocide was alright, but 1453 wasn't very epic, goatfuckerr jew. Can you give head a chance and never touch Constantinople ever it's again great christian land benis make?

hot

Fug :DDDDDDDD

turk

fuck

but

Erdogan

t

is

please

take

Kurdish

constantinople

byzantines

belong

never

pay

turks

Mohammed (PBUH)

taxes

t.

Christianity

sex

Theodora

is

also

a

your

turk

jew

kill

chinese

greeks

greeks

and

and

barbaros

greeks!

icelandics

Alp Arslan

is

pretty

great

arse

hot

Koksal Baba

anus

boy

they

don't

CYPRUS

IS

GREEEEEK!!@@@!

WHITE

turk

but

anime

austria

turks

can

have

really

Constantinople

great

sike

believe

its

a

lame

me

city

wrestling

anyway

Istantinople

NATO

gaddafi

china

blows

japan

rules

that's

koreans

ok

island

off

the

coast

7.62x54r

of

south

>>1839597
Edited for coherence and less autism:

"Dear Turk, wassup ROACH jew? Cum-eater, you, we, mehmed my son, Bulgaria is our playtime. [You] eat niggahs dick often and muhammed [the] sultan is gay. armenian genocide was alright, but 1453 wasn't very epic, goatfuckerr jew. Can you give head a chance and never touch Constantinople ever again, [the] great christian land? Hot turk fuck Erdogan is Kurdish. Constantinople [and the] Byzantines belong, [and] never pay turks taxes. t. Christianity.
Theodora is also a turk faggot jew. Kill Chinese, Greeks, [and] Icelandics. Alp Arslan is pretty great [and hot], anus boy. Cyprus is GREEK!!!@@!! But anime austria turks can have Constantinople. Sike.

ossetia

>>1840070
>Alp Arslan is pretty great [and hot], anus boy.

>>1840070
Can you work in the rest? I'm curious to see the final version.

>>1840070
I approve of this.

>>1840070
You don't need to add words.
"Bulgaria is our playtime. Eat niggah's dick, often, and Muhammed, sultan, is gay."

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how heavily edited you fellas want

>>1840107
Minimum for coherence.

>>1840107
Not at all, if possible.

>>1840107
Try to work what's left in, I like the random Japanese nationalism

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"Dear Turk, wassup ROACH jew? Cum-eater, you, we, mehmed my son, Bulgaria is our playtime. Eat niggahs dick often, and muhammed, sultan, is gay. Armenian genocide was alright, but 1453 wasn't very epic, goatfuckerr jew. Can you give head a chance and never touch Constantinople ever again, [the] great christian land? Hot turk fuck Erdogan is Kurdish. Constantinople [and the] Byzantines belong, [and] never pay turks taxes. t. Christianity.
Theodora is also a turk faggot jew. Kill Chinese, Greeks, [and] Icelandics. Alp Arslan is pretty great [and] hot, anus boy. Cyprus is GREEK!!!@@!! But anime austria turks can have Constantinople. Sike. Believe me, it's a lame city, anyway. NATO, gaddhafi, and China blows, Japan rules, [but] Korea [is] ok (that's an island off the coast of South ossetia).

>>1840126
Doesn't need the [the] before great christian land, it just sounds like slav english without it, which is perfect.

>>1840126

>Believe me, it's a lame city, anyway.

>>1840126
Fantastic, really pulled it out of the bag. New thread when?

>>1840142
I'd personally give it a day or so.

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>>1840126
Holy fuck I'm in tears

>>1840142
>>1840160

thank you, thank you

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>>1840126
>Armenian genocide was alright, but 1453 wasn't very epic, goatfuckerr jew.

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>>1839605

I'm an extremely sad and humorless person and haven't had a good laugh in months. Thanks m8

>>1840126
>hot turk fuck Erdogan is Kurdish

kek

this is the pinnacle of /his/