Is it true that Red Army commanders treated their soldiers

>>1838995
"When we come across a minefield, our soldiers attack exactly as if it were not there." - Zhukov

>I get my history from Enemy at the Gates

>>1839003
Another quote from Zhukov
>Immediately stop the criminal head-on attacks on the settlements. Stop the head-on attacks on heights with good firing positions. When attacking make full use of ravines, forests and terrain that is not easily fired upon. Immediately breakthrough between the settlements and, without waiting for their complete fall, tomorrow capture Sloboda, Rassvet and advance up to Levshina.

as usual /his/ knows fuck all kill yourself

"It may take thousands, millions or billions our men, but we will march on Berlin." - Zhukov

>>1839120
>russian education

"The dead bodies of our fallen will lay out a red carpet for our glorious leader Stalin to march toward victory" - Zhukov

>>1839049
Kid commie getting salty.

"I will personally destroy the Germanic peoples." -Zhukov

>>1838995
Early in the war when they had a great lack of skilled officers due to the purges.

They learned not to by the end of the war though. Still didn't treat them great, but they weren't suicidal anymore.

"Every night I pick a good strong looking lad, a young, inexperienced soldier. I take him back to my tend and reveal my gun to him and devout him whole. He feeds this insatiable hunger. He becomes fodder for my cannon." - Zhukov

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>>1838995
Pretty much >>1839188, when you're up shit creek, manpower suddenly seems like a disposable resource. Germany did the exact same thing late 1944.

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Your love, is like, a Hollocauster baby,
baby I wanna ride yeah
-Zhukov

"Berlin delenda est." -Georgi "Cato" Zhukov

>>1839194
>>1839188
>>1838995
Absolutely this. This is the sole objectively correct answer but nazis will say they were always that way and commies will deny they ever were.

>>1838995
"Mothers, give me your children. I'll make them heroes as their names will proudly stand on the monuments to the fallen" - Zhukov

>>1838995
yes and no.

1941 and 42 was a trial by fire for the Red Army, with the chain of command and overall organization of the Red Army during Barbarossa was abysmal due to their unpreparedness. By the time they were able to organize at Smolensk, orders were rushed orders to attack without much of a battle plan, or arrangements to replace ammo, vehicles, or trained specialists.

It wasn't until after the fall of Kiev did Russian defensive positions and organization become more robust, with the defensive rings around Moscow being a truly impressive fortress system.

After the panic of barbarossa and the USSR's industrial base made the full transition to the Urals and began producing material again, then the Red Army became more and more of an effective fighting force, able to turn back the Wehrmacht all along the front and at Stalingrad.

By 1943, the Red Army was a juggernaut, consistently having set battle plans and logistics to support their soldiers unlike 1941.

tl;dr: human wave tactics were never Red Army doctrine, but rather were early, desperate attempts at counterattacks when the USSR was rattled by the invasion. After the first year however, actual battle plans and grand strategy replaced them.

"When they come into machine gun fire, our soldiers march exactly as if it was not there." - Zhukov

"Don't worry comrade Stalin, we have more men than the Germans have bullets."- Zhukov

>>1839222
>Nobody proove it

"Ass, titties, ass and titties, ass ass ass, titties titties titties, ass and titties" - Zhukov

>>1839233
"Sometimes people ask for proof, but that usually just means they're guilty" - Beria

"If it's old enough to bleed, it's old enough to breed"
-Zhukov

"I shall unite the Russian people under one graveyard" - Zhukov

>>1839003
full quote
>There are two kinds of mines; one is the personnel mine and the other is the vehicular mine. When we come to a mine field our infantry attacks exactly as if it were not there. The losses we get from personnel mines we consider only equal to those we would have gotten from machine guns and artillery if the Germans had chosen to defend that particular area with strong bodies of troops instead of with mine fields. The attacking infantry does not set off the vehicular mines, so after they have penetrated to the far side of the field they form a bridgehead, after which the engineers come up and dig out channels through which our vehicles can go.

"I already reported 300,000 casualties to STAVKA. Quick, send two divisions across German minefield!"-Zhukov

"How many Russians does it take to cross the Vistula? Exactly 43,476, apparently." -Zhukov

"If you outlive your enemy, they win."- Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov

>>1839217
Hey, do you happen to have any good reading material about general combat doctrine during WW2?

>>1839263
"Operation Mars was t-totally a diversion for Uranus, you believe me, r-right g-g-guys??" - Georgy "Just Fuck My Shit Up" Zhukov

>>1839287
If you're dealing with the Russians, you want to read up on Deep Battle.

If you're dealing with the Germans, you want to learn about combined arms offensives, armored thrusts, and mission oriented tactics.

If it's the Americans, mission oriented tactics, with an extra emphasis on smothering the enemy to death with fire support.

Yes. They did use strategies, but they also deliberatly placed party officers on the backline so they wouldnt die.

"We shall die on the beaches, we shall die on the landing grounds, we shall die in the fields and in the streets, we die fight in the hills; we shall never survive" -Zhukov

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic" - Zhukov

>>1839292
You just don't understand 11D Siberian checkers.

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>>1838995

No.

It's a Cold War meme propagated to dehumanize Russians/the Russian government in the sense that it didn't allow them to be good at anything, it was just an insect-like mentality that led them to victory.

>we encountered a roaming buffalo, and some of my starving men asked if they could shoot it and eat it. I told them the beast was pitiful and helpless like russia was right now, and that it should be let go.
-Zhukov

>>1839317
>it was just an insect-like mentality that led them to victory
>implying this isn't the truth

"If I had a kopek for every young man I sent to a certain, early death, I would be denounced as a kulak and sent to gulag." -Zhukov

"Do not count days, do not count miles, count only the number of soldiers we have lost!" -Georgy Zhukov

"Do you know how mony medals I earned? I killed enough russians for 3 iron crosses!"
Georgy "Shit's on fire yo" Zhukov

"They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I'm not supposed to believe in hell, but i do know the road to Moscow is paved with dead Russians." - Zhukov

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun." -Zhukov

"Against Terran, you usually cannot afford the luxury of five Hatcheries. Still you have more aggressive openings such as 5 Pool, 9 Pool, and more economic as 12 Hatch and 12 Pool. Once you reach Lair, you will either be using 3 Hatch Muta, the slightly faster 2 Hatch Muta or 3 Hatch Lurker. In some situations, you might even use Hydra/Lurker during mid-game." -Zhukov

"Rifle is a luxury, and it's not like our soldiers could hit anything with it."-Zhukov

"They may take your lives, but they'll never take my freedom!" -Zhukov

>>1839321
In a way that's a compliment. Soviet logistics were bretty gud and the Soviets became masters of operational warfare, both aspects that require ant-like coordination and in-depth planning.

"I don't care if you lost half your men. Lose the other half. Lose yourself. " - Zhukov

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>>1839177

Not an argument faggot, neck yourself please.

"Do, or die. There is no "try". " -Zhukov

>>1839384
Even during the ass end of the war, the Soviet war machine was tremendously inefficient in terms of blood and treasure, due to the basic fact that the military couldn't be trusted to be left alone, and there was therefore no delegation of authority or independence from the political caste.

But yeah, Bagration was some impressive shit.

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>>1839367

"One does simply walk into minefields" -Zhukov

>>1839259
Spat my coke

"Mid or feed" - Zhukov

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"They taught me to kill Russians. I got pretty damn good at it" - Zhukov

"Germans? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. You see, Germans had limited men and ammunition. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they exhausted both and capitulated. Voroshilov, show them the medals I won" - Zhukov

"Do you know what's waiting beyond that minefield? Death! Take it! It's yours! " - Zhukov

>>1839460
"Imagine scraping the icicles off all the medals I'm going to give you in Siberia." -Stalin, to Zhukov

"A small step for russian, a huge atrocity for the whole squad" -Georgy "Mission to Pluto" Zhukov

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor" - Zhukov

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." - Zhukov to the Zagraditelnye Otriady

"Shoot coward, you'll only kill a russian"
-Zhukov

"If you kill your soldiers, they win."
t. Zkukov 2015

"VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE!" - Zhukov

"Do you want total war? If necessary, do you want a war more total and radical than anything that we can even imagine today?!" - Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov

"You Germans love to prattle about blood and iron as if they are separate things. But there is Iron in blood, and if need be Russia shall bleed a river of blood that will flow from Moscow to the steps of the reichstag. And it will flow until we have the Iron with which to bury your nation beneath the dirt." Georgi "Imperial Guard Commissar" Zhukov

>Soviets defeat Nazi Germany 1v1
>US joins war when the outcome is already clear
>takes half the credit

The only thing US can take credit for is they prevented USSR and/or communism from reaching Lisbon, because they would have

"All those widows. I still hear them screaming. Their husbands died because I'm here." - Zhukov

"I am the one who knocks." - Zhukov

"Will this army be able to beat the germans?"
"Yes. Yes I think the germans will drown in the blood of your men."
"Great! That was my plan." -Zhukov in dream to Hannibal

"To be or not to be - that is the question." - Zhukov

>>1838995
There is a difference between being willing to take objectives regardless of number of casualties, and just throwing your troops into a meat-grinder because you know you have lots.

Soviets used mixed-unit tactics, deep penetration, etc.

>>1839049
/his/ is a humanities board, history is irrelevant here

>>1839569
and it worked, the germans lost the eastern front

pro tip, there was no western front to speak of

"BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1945 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD RUSSIANS" -Zhukov

>>1839552
>soviets defeat nazis 1v1

I'm gonna assume you are a product of European """""""education""""""

"Five years ago, I lost 10 millions men in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched." - Zhukov

>>1839603
>European """""""education""""""
>pro russia
Europeans hate americans but they hate russians way more.

>>1839603
[Citation needed]

"There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare...and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history...is a lot of cannon fodder." - Zhukov

>>1839583
Yes, I know. The idea that the USSR just threw millions of people at the Germans until the poor, cold Wehrmacht ran out of bullets is dumb. That's basically the crux of my post.

The actual ratio of Wehrmacht soldiers to Red Army soldiers killed in combat is 1 to 1.3, so you tell me.

"I am become death, destroyer of russians"

-Zhukov

>>1839188
>the purges

Correct me if I'm wrong but the bulk to the purges happened well before WWII. They went on until the 40's but the majority happened before Khalkhin Gol, the invasion of Poland, and the Winter War. They also didn't effect everyone the same, as the cavalry was pretty much untouched while the armored forces and academies were completely gutted multiple times. So it's not like every Red Army unit had inept leadership in 1941, but it had more to do with units being undermanned, untrained, and under-equipped at various levels due to the disbanding and reformation they were in the middle of when Germany attacked.

That wide disparity between the statuses and deficiencies of units and fronts meant the stereotypes were often true in some cases. For example the "one rifle for two men" stereotype will be decried as false or 'Enemy at the Gates' propaganda, as the Soviet Union had more than enough rifles on paper, but if you read about the Leningrad front there was a time when fully arming the men required captured German weapons.

>>1839120
I don't think he said that

Let's put this girl to rest.

Were most Soviet military casualties sustained during defence against the German invasion or during the push toward Berlin?

>>1839693
Well, I would argue that they not only purged the General class, but also lower ranking officers as well. Purges did not stop until 1940, and the disaster of the Winter War was due to the lack of good leadership. Where the true effect of the purge was felt was not in a military HQ, but on the field as experienced and well trained officers were labeled enemies of the people and replaced by moronic party yes-men.

The events of Enemy at the Gates do not portray the ill-equipped Leningrad soldiers, who were only ill-equipped because they were literally encircled within the city, but of the 160th Rifle Division. The division was destroyed leading up to the defense of Stalingrad. The replacement division, still gearing up and organizing, was shoved into Stalingrad when it became a real bad situation for the Reds. These soldiers were at times without weapons because the division was still not fully equipped due to its recent creation. Nonetheless, they were desperately needed to stall the advance.

"German fucking shits" - Zhukov

>>1839658
>1941
>Russians send hundreds of thousands of men to their deaths against an onslaught of tanks, planes, and artillery
>1945
>Germans send hundreds of thousands of boys and the elderly to their deaths against an onslaught of tanks, planes, and artillery

>>1838995

I'm pretty sure every army treats their infantry as cannon fodder. At least that's how you do it in Axis and Allies.

A German man came to Zhukov, and said, "Our Luftwaffe will boot out the sun!"

Zhukov replied: "Not if the corpses of our men do first."

>>1839186
B A S E D
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>>1839320
"It is not a hunt until we lose 12 men trying to kill one buffalo" - Zhukov

"One death is a tragedy, one million deaths is United States of America, 10 million deaths is Nazi Germany, and 100 million deaths is Soviet Union." Georgy "7.92x57mm Mauser or 7.62x25mm Tokarev" Zhukov

topkek @ these zhukov quotes

>>1839552
hey we helped supply them

"Either we shall find a way, or we shall kill another million Russians." - Zhukov

>>1839434
"Mid and feed" - Zhukov

>>1839367
What kind of gold level shit is this. I'm honestly insulted this guy thinks anybody has ever been this bad at starcraft. 5 hatch wouldnt even make it out of bronze.

"We have avoided numerous sprained ankles by illuminating our night attacks with searchlights."
-Zhukov in his seminal seminal work "Why Anti-Aircraft Defenses are Optional"

"We must defeat the bourgeoisie oppressors wherever they are, capitalism is a blight on this earth."
-Zhukov shortly after receiving 10 more crates of his special red star coca cola

>>1839467
I understand this epic reference

"eighteen-year old boys died for Russia and they died with a smile on their faces" P.Grachev
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=173_1367845544

"slopped armor" - Zhukov

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>>1839186
;_;7

>>1840156
>2018
>Germans send hundreds of thousands of boys and the elderly to their deaths against an onslaught of tanks, planes, and artillery

>>1841062
*RUSSAIN
FUCK i look like a shit cunt

>>1839003
Not the full quote.

>>1838995
It solely depended on the commander.

>>1839519
Rododrvo, actually.

>>1839603
They certainly have, considering that they've defeated the bulk of the German army, even before you've launched the invasion of Normandy.

While I admit that European education has many flaws, it's still infinitely better than your "social experiment".

>>1839049
Look up his handling of the Seelow Heights battle.

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>>1839259

"Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight." - Zhukov

>>1839332
Kill the Russian!
-Georgy Zhukov

>>1839395
Have Sex

>>1841230
>even before you've launched the invasion of Normandy.

The Air War. Look it up.

>>1841740
Don't humor him. He's easily the biggest tard on this board and Constantly gets BTFO. He thinks commiebloc education is better than western academia, there is no reasoning with that kind of retardation.

"The only good Russian is a dead Russian" - Zhukov

"My Fuhrer, I have been doing my best to send these degenerates to their certain deaths, but they now seem to be winning and I am to be promoted. Please send advice." -George "The Krakow Cracker" Zhukov, Nazi sympathizer

FICTIONAL ZHUKOV QUOTES = TOTAL HILARITY

I demand MOAR

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>>1839259

"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved." - Zhukov

"Russian lives was a mistake" - Zhukov

"I'm not going to lie, it's a crazy Idea. So crazy it just might work!" - Zhukov on building a bridge of Russian corpses from Moscow to Berlin

"German lives matter" - Zhukov

"A million deaths is better than one
Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the skull throne" -
Grigory "Khorne's Komrade" Zhukov

''I like to see my fellow men die more than Germans'' -Zhukov

>>1838995

Can a commie neckbeard apologist explain why the Soviet propaganda targeting the soldiers had such explicit nationalisic tones?

How do you defend that?

The jewish commisars didn't say "defend socialism ""solidarity"" and the legacy of Lenin" but "defend you motherland".

His
More like
Memes and shit hah

"I could have killed more..."
-Zhukov

"If you're gonna suffer a million casualties to capture a town, send a million and one men." -Zhukov

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>Greater
>German
>Reich

- Zhukov

>>1841869
>>1841740
Americans ruin his

"I only regret, that I have but one army to lose for my country" -Zhukov

>>1842065
Would you mind uploading this epic thread to reddit?

>>1842064
I'm not whatever that is you're describing but nationalism and self-sacrifice probably is effective/essential when you're fending off an invasion and (likely) genocide. It's fight or die at that point

>nobody uses human wave tactics like me!

>im gonna build a wall and make the berliners pay for it!

- Zhukov

>>1842074


"Greater German Reich."

This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Greater", you say, while grinning like Zhukov did. "Greater", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Greater", you think about the Empire of the Carolinians, that spanned the whole continent. You think about the Germanic Helvetians, who were never once part of this enterprise. You think about the second world war and how much of Germany ended up Balkanised.

But then, the funniest is coming: "German". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "German", it is called despite the fact that this "German" state prizes Aryans above all else, a people no more Germanic then Gdansk is today.

And now, here is the end of the fun: "Reich". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Reich", a state made of the corpse of a true German Empire, bickering amongst it's states, giving strange names to their positions, full of Reichsleiters or Kreisleiters. A "Reich" who will be divided between East and West, and become nothing more than the plaything of the post-war world.

"Greater" "German" "Reich"

>>1838995
Yes.

Don't believe the butthurt Eastern Euros on /his/ from former Commie countries who were brought up with Soviet propaganda though.

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>>1839584
Underrated

>>1842064
Gommienism wasn't too popular after the mass purges of the 30s and most of the non-russian republics in the USSR didn't really see the appeal of socialistic rhetoric, but "hey these guys are cunts and gonna kill you, rape your wives and wipe out your homeland" has a certain timeless appeal.

"What red army? All I've got is a dead army"
-Zhukov

"I will drown every German soldier in a tidal wave of Russian blood" -Zhukov

>>1842289
And where are the sources?

>>1840686
mind sharing ?
what's the reference?

>>1843045

The film Troy with Brad Pitt. He says it before storming the trojan beaches.

>>1838995
No, that is propaganda by the Western allies. Red casualties and Axis casualties were much closer in the Eastern front than in your wikipedia article that many of you use as raw fact.

>>1843045
>>1843050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWOzENwX3M

"The best way to predict the future is to shoot it in the back of the head." -Georgy "Netflix and Kill" Zhukov

"Statistically, you will almost certainly die when assaulting a well-maintained fortress with a competent commander. You must strive to make your death useful" zhukov, Berlin siege p95

"There is a house in Berlin
They call the Fuhrerbunker
And it's been the ruin of many a Russian soldier
And God I know I sent them there

My leader was a Georgian
He formed my new Mongolian divisions
My Stavka was a gamblin' organization
Down in the battle of Berlin

Now the only thing a Soviet needs
Is a rifle and his legs
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's charging the Kraut

Oh comrades tell your comrades
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives killing Russians as I have
In the Fuhrer's fuhrerbunker"

-Zhukov

"Mankind must put an end to war, or I will put an end to mankind" Georgy "Kill 'em with fire (machine gun that is)" Zhukov

"There was never a bad war or a good peace." -Georgy "The Butcher of Berlin" Zhukov

"The two most powerful warriors are guns and bullets" -Georgy "1 shot headshot" Zhukov

"If you find yourself in the middle of the battle, out of ammo and surrounded and you don't know what to do - just zhuk it!" - Georgy "The Zhuk" Zhukov

"When the Communists wage war everyone dies" -Georgy Zhukov

"Everybody's at war with different things. I'm at war with my own people sometimes." -Georgy "Bangin'" Zhukov

"The object of war is to die for your country" -Georgy Zhukov

"I will destroy /his/ today" - Zhukov

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II is currently being fought with Russian fodder." -Mark Zhukovberg

"Why would I shoot Nazis when I can suffocate them under my army." -Georgy "puttin' in work" Zhukov

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,I will guide them toward the German minefield!" - The New Zhukov

"In modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason. In my war you will die like a traitor and never know the reason." -Georgy "The mean, lean, steamrollin' machine" Zhukov

"They say war is hell. In my war you will wish you were in hell." -Georgy "Move over Thanatos" Zhukov

"I told you, Ivan, those are GERMAN mines. That means they only explode when GERMANS step on them. Now go, cross the field already." -Zhukov, circa 1944

"A house divided against its self cannot stand. Remove the house, and what is there to divide?" -Georgy "Berlina Thrilla" Zhukov

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>>1843284

"What do you mean we have lost two whole infantry batalions? I thought we lost five. Send three more in." -Georgy "Rush B, comrade" Zhukov

"Two things are infinite: the universe and the number of men I can send to their death; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Zhukov

"Be the charge that you wish to see in the minefield." -Zhukov

"If I win, I need not explain. If I lose, you will not be there to explain" Georgy "Clutch or shot in the head as a traitor" Zhukov

Is this the birth of a new epic /his/ meme?

"I love the smell of dead comrades in the morning" -Zhukov

"You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of slavic shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will die. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on russians, ukranians, georgians, kazakhs, uzbeks, tatars or jews. Here you are all equally worthless" - George Zhukov

"Don't think of it as dying," said Zhukov. "Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush"

"I LOVVVEEE YOUUU JESUSS CHRIIIIIISSSTTTTT" - Georgyff Mangun Zhukov

"In peace sons bury their fathers. In war I bury the sons and the fathers." FaZe_GeorgiBoi

"My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion." -Zhukov

"I hate Ruskies who don't charge minefields, but I hate Germans even more" t. Georgy Zhukov

"Crashing this Russian battalion, WITH NO SURVIVORS" -Zhukov

I'd just like to interject for a moment comrades. What you're referring to as Human wave tactics, is in fact, Deep Battle and Human Wave tactics,
or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterstrategy and tactishits. Human wave is not a strategy unto itself, but merely a tactic made useful by based Deep Battle,
a vital strategy thanks to which Russia exists.

Many /his/ users mistake Deep Battle for Human wave tactics every day, without realizing it.
Through a peculiar turn of events, the Deep Battle strategy is often called "Human wave tactics", and many of /his/terics are not aware that it is basically
the Deep Battle, a Russian masterstrategy

There really are Human wave tactics, but Deep Battle is no part of it. Deep Battle is different, much more civilized and stuff.
This is essential for you to realize. Human wave tactics often include Deep Battle, but basically it's Human wave tactics with Deep Battle added.
All the so called "Massed assault" are really Deep Battle. - Gzorgzy Zhzhukov

If Zhukov directed a movie, what would it be called?

>>1843637
Million casualties baby

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>>1839297
Did somebody say mission type orders?

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>>1839259
HOLY SHIT CANT BREATHE

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"In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony general sectary's promotion. But because I am enlightened by the slaughter of my men" - Zhuky

"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, "
- Zhukov

>>1843637
They told me it couldn't be done.

>>1843644
The theme song

"Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away"
-Zhukov

I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say, "well thats your fault" because it isnt, you people had my phone #, and I asked and all, but no. no no no dont let the weird looking Eric KID come along, ohh fucking nooo. -Zhukov

"The path to victory is paved with dead Russians." -Zhukov

ITT: unfunny reddit humor

Its not enough that I should win, Russians must die too-Zhukov

There are more dead Russians than there are stars in the sky - Gregory "Science Man" Zhukov

>>1839241
Probably the most historically accurate quote we have to date.

>>1843743
t. Zhukov

>>1839313
>"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a victory" - Zhukov

>>1843801
Well done, very nice.

"I will lose a lot of my men, but I will probably kill a few of theirs as well!" -Gregory "The Bull" Zhukov

"If we don't end the war, I will end you!" -Georgy "Big Brother" Zhukov

"Shit clocks tickin' Adolf" -Zhukov

"One death is a tragedy, one million deaths is United States of America, 10 million deaths is Nazi Germany, and 100 million deaths is Soviet Union." Georgy "7.92x57mm Mauser or 7.62x25mm Tokarev" Zhukov

"German lives matter" - Zhukov

"I'm not going to lie, it's a crazy Idea. So crazy it just might work!" - Zhukov on building a bridge of Russian corpses from Moscow to Berlin

"If you're gonna suffer a million casualties to capture a town, send a million and one men." -Zhukov

"I only regret, that I have but one army to lose for my country" -Zhukov

"What red army? All I've got is a dead army"
-Zhukov

"It may take thousands, millions or billions our men, but we will march on Berlin." - Zhukov

"The dead bodies of our fallen will lay out a red carpet for our glorious leader Stalin to march toward victory" - Zhukov

"I will personally destroy the Germanic peoples." -Zhukov

"When they come into machine gun fire, our soldiers march exactly as if it was not there." - Zhukov

"Don't worry comrade Stalin, we have more men than the Germans have bullets."- Zhukov

"I shall unite the Russian people under one graveyard" - Zhukov

"I already reported 300,000 casualties to STAVKA. Quick, send two divisions across German minefield!"-Zhukov

"How many Russians does it take to cross the Vistula? Exactly 43,476, apparently." -Zhukov

"If you outlive your enemy, they win."- Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov

"If I had a kopek for every young man I sent to a certain, early death, I would be denounced as a kulak and sent to gulag." -Zhukov

"Do you know how mony medals I earned? I killed enough russians for 3 iron crosses!"
Georgy "Shit's on fire yo" Zhukov
"They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I'm not supposed to believe in hell, but i do know the road to Moscow is paved with dead Russians." - Zhukov

"A small step for russian, a huge atrocity for the whole squad" -Georgy "Mission to Pluto" Zhukov

"Shoot coward, you'll only kill a russian"
-Zhukov

"The best way to predict the future is to shoot it in the back of the head." -Georgy "Netflix and Kill" Zhukov

"Mankind must put an end to war, or I will put an end to mankind" Georgy "Kill 'em with fire (machine gun that is)" Zhukov

"There was never a bad war or a good peace." -Georgy "The Butcher of Berlin" Zhukov

"When the Communists wage war everyone dies" -Georgy Zhukov

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II is currently being fought with Russian fodder." -Mark Zhukovberg

"Why would I shoot Nazis when I can suffocate them under my army." -Georgy "puttin' in work" Zhukov

"In modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason. In my war you will die like a traitor and never know the reason." -Georgy "The mean, lean, steamrollin' machine" Zhukov

"They say war is hell. In my war you will wish you were in hell." -Georgy "Move over Thanatos" Zhukov

"A house divided against its self cannot stand. Remove the house, and what is there to divide?" -Georgy "Berlina Thrilla" Zhukov

"I told you, Ivan, those are GERMAN mines. That means they only explode when GERMANS step on them. Now go, cross the field already." -Zhukov, circa 1944

"What do you mean we have lost two whole infantry batalions? I thought we lost five. Send three more in." -Georgy "Rush B, comrade" Zhukov

"Two things are infinite: the universe and the number of men I can send to their death; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Zhukov

"If I win, I need not explain. If I lose, you will not be there to explain" Georgy "Clutch or shot in the head as a traitor" Zhukov

"Be the charge that you wish to see in the minefield." -Zhukov

"I love the smell of dead comrades in the morning" -Zhukov

"In peace sons bury their fathers. In war I bury the sons and the fathers." FaZe_GeorgiBoi

"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, "
- Zhukov

"The path to victory is paved with dead Russians." -Zhukov

Its not enough that I should win, Russians must die too-Zhukov

There are more dead Russians than there are stars in the sky - Gregory "Science Man" Zhukov

>"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a victory" - Zhukov

"I will lose a lot of my men, but I will probably kill a few of theirs as well!" -Gregory "The Bull" Zhukov

"If we don't end the war, I will end you!" -Georgy "Big Brother" Zhukov

>>1844476
>>1844473
>>1844470
Autism

if i took stalingrad would you die?
It would be extremely wasteful
Your a big dictatorship
For reich..

This thread is still going on? It stopped being funny a while ago

>>1844529
Well you get yourself caught
What's the next step of your master plan?

Montgomery: "I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something country"
Zhukov: "Germans? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them."
Montgomery: "Wow, I never would've thought of that."
Zhukov: "You see, German weapons break down every several hours. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until the time passed and their guns were nothing but useless scrap. Voroshilov, show them the medal I won."

"I've lost troops you people wouldn't believe. Tank divisions on fire off the shoulder of the Volga. I watched artillery glitter in the dark near Leningrad's gates. All those men will be lost in time, like food...in...Ukraine. Time to die." - Zhukov

"Zhukov said there was no difference between life and death for his soldiers. "Why, then," said some one to him, "don't you keep them alive?" "Because," said he, "it does make no difference."

>>1844470
You have absolutely shit taste, You excluded all the best alt general and literature quotes and used the meme/shit tier quotes.

Maybe not, but when you win because the enemy ran out of bullets you should probably rethink your strategy

>>1843257

under8d

>>1844716
Well meme'd.
>All those men will be lost in time, like food...in...Ukraine.
topkek

Was Zhukov the best general the germans have?

>>1841914
I love you anon. Made me laugh.

"Why are we still here? Just to etertain ourselves? Every night, I can feel my army... and my corps.. even my front. The men I've lost... the children I've sent to die... won't stop piling up... It's like they're becoming an another medal. You see it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them kill my men." - Zhukov

"My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate Red Army, and the subhuman slavs feasting on it's carcass! My whole life is just cold bitter Holocaust, and I always wanted Soviets to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no russian is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can! It's time for me to kill and it's time for slavs to die! My genocide crusade begins here! " Georgy "Katana-Assassin" Zhukov

>>1845699
>Nothing can stop my Holocaust, you cannot kill what breeds within you. Nothing can stop me; a fearless remorseless genocide machine, cold and deliberate. I will send many to fight Germans, but all their efforts are fucking pathetic. All those poor bastards sacrificing their lives in the name of duty, to protect the innocent and the weak. I call them "Human Shields".

From the same exceptional book. An innovative thinker indeed.

>>1841869
The only true advantage of Western academia is that it's tradition of empiricism predates that of it's Eastern counterpart, which tends to be to non-existent when it comes to assessment of Colonialism and Slavic history, mainly that of Russia, Serbia and Poland .

While we're at it, care to mention three moment where I was "backed the fuck off" ?

>>1841740
Not nearly enough to influence any notable changes.

>>1844716

maximum kek

This thread is gold

nowadays everybody wanna charge
Like they got Germans to slay
But nutthin comes out of their rifle tips just a buncha harmless squibs and mothafuckas act like they forgot about dre -Georgy 'Slim Shady' Zhukov

>>1845726
>like they forgot about zhu

>>1839259
This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have lost my shit to.
Bravo

"Do you know why we call it "The Red army"?
Because of the blood, spilled over the minefields, after it pass them."
-t.Zhukov

>>1845733
>nowadays everybody wanna charge like they got Germans to shoot
>But nothing comes out from their rifle tips just a buncha harmless squibs and motherfuckers act like they forgot about 'zhu

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>>1844716
>All those men will be lost in time, like food...in...Ukraine

"It's over, Guderian, I have the high body count!" - Zhukobiwan Kenobi

It's just one of those wars
Where ya don't wanna lose nerve
Stalin just purged everyone who served
Ya don't really know why but you wanna justify
Charging 'cross that minefield
Damn right I'm a maniac
And don't turn your back, or we'll send you to a gulag
Your best bets to charge those German whores motherfucker
It's just one of those wars

-Georgy Zhukov

I grew up on the pleb side, the Soviet Russia side
Killing my men was no jive
At second hands, they bounced on old mines
So then we moved to Leningrad
A soviet general, yo rockin' the death count
Only way, I begin to gee off was dead slavs
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin' out medals for fun
But it was just a dream for the G, who was a fiend
Started smokin' russians at sixteen
And running up in fronts, and doing hits for high stakes
Making my way on dead slavs
No question I would speed, for medals and germs
The combination made my eyes bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the dough all
Sticking up slav boys in mass graves
My life got no better, same damn 'Le front
Times is ruff and tuff like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got a sick ass corps and went all out
Catchin' germs from across fields
Rollin in MPV's, every minute we made forty die
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the Zhukov
Ch-chick-POW! 20 million losses now

>>1839177
Full quote:
>>There are two kinds of mines; one is the personnel mine and the other is the vehicular mine. When we come to a mine field our infantry attacks exactly as if it were not there. The losses we get from personnel mines we consider only equal to those we would have gotten from machine guns and artillery if the Germans had chosen to defend that particular area with strong bodies of troops instead of with mine fields. The attacking infantry does not set off the vehicular mines, so after they have penetrated to the far side of the field they form a bridgehead, after which the engineers come up and dig out channels through which our vehicles can go.

Learn history before you attempt to discuss it, child.

"Russia can not remake itself without killing all its soldiers, for we are both the enemy and the ally."
-Georgy "Kill em all" Zhukov

"What is the difference between a Russian and a dead animal? Thankfully none." - Zhukov

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>>1843284
top halal

>>1843666
this trips boi

>>1839120
What a crock of shit if you Google that it comes up with this thread

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>>1846726