Tell me a bedtime """story""" about

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>>1838693
One time the good peoples of America were peacefully going through the depression, when the cowardly japs pulled a sneaky attack on their pacific navy. Then we nuked those yellow fucks back to the stone age.
The End.

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>>1838717
Wow Americans truly are funny and courageous.

İyi geceler

>>1838706
>tfw American frigates during the War of 1812 so outclassed British ones that the British Navy mandated that you weren't to engage unless you outnumbered the American frigates by 3 to 1
Iirc, there was only one instance of an American frigate being lost in a duel with a British one during the War of 1812.

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>>1838693
>diversion was successful
>main American fleet stuck chasing a decoy force
>main Japanese heavy fleet heads towards a vulnerable group of transport craft carrying 250,000 American soldiers
>only thing standing in their way is a rearguard of escort carriers, destroyers, and frigates
>literally no heavy gunships like cruisers
>aircraft are light craft armed with weapons that will not penetrate the armor of heavy warships
>one Japanese battleship alone outweighs the entire force
>there are 4 of them + 6 heavy cruisers
>a single turret on the Yamato weighs more than most of the American ships
>"This will be easy!"

>mfw

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>>1838693
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