Tell me a bedtime story about the deceitful but yet crafty jewish

>>1811561
Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a people ranking both loyalty and craftiness highly. They called themselves Americans and their land was rich and safe. In this land there was born a man of the Jewish people named Poolard, ranking craftiness as high as his peers but who also worshiped deceitfulness. Masking himself as an American he would gain their trust, for he didn't lie or deceit. Remember Jews can be very trustworthy as long as it serves them well.

Rising to a position of high stature, the ever so tolerant Americans now caring about his Jewish roots, he would in this trusted position do what Jews do best and betray his allies, selling his secret knowledge to the hydra living near the bank of the river Jordan. In this moment of uncountable suffering and grief from having their most important secrets revealed the Americans would strike down this Jew and imprison him, giving him now happiness over his crime.

While this could have been the end of this story of an evil and selfish man it was inevitable that he one day would be dragged into the conflict that was going on between the Hydra, ever so greedy to consume those around it, and the Lion living between the gulf and the lake, never ceasing to fight for justice and against the evil of the K'rds. The Lion wished simply to learn the wonders of science, something the Hydra couldn't accept and spread lies and rumors about how the Lion wanted to use this knowledge for evil.

The Americans, knowing very well the Lion was right and would not use its knowledge for harm, now struck a deal with this Hydra. They promised it the freedom of the man that once had caused them so much harm, the Hydra reluctantly accepting as it cared ever so much more about hurting others than saving its own. Poolard was yet again released from the prison where he had been sitting for its crime, free to join the schemes of his Jewish brethren.

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>>1811636
wow, jews truly are deceitful and crafty

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>>1811650
Yes, but there is a legend. A legend that one day the grey wolf resting between the Black sea and Mediterranean, gate keeper of the Bosporus, holder of the city of the world's desire, slayer of the K*rds and bringer of civilization to the Arabs and Balkans, will wake up and once and for all slay this Hydra, vanquish its worshipers and bring peace and rest to all of humanity.

>>1811561

Three days later, while all of the men were still in pain after being circumcised, two of Jacob’s sons, Simeon and Levi, Dinah’s brothers, took their swords and attacked the unsuspecting city, killing every male. They put Hamor and his son Shechem to the sword and took Dinah from Shechem’s house and left. The sons of Jacob came upon the dead bodies and looted the city where their sister had been defiled. They seized their flocks and herds and donkeys and everything else of theirs in the city and out in the fields. They carried off all their wealth and all their women and children, taking as plunder everything in the houses.

>>1811561


Once upon a time there was a young Jewish girl, whose family married her to an older man, a stable beta provider. She wasn't opposed to this, but like many young girls, hadn't gotten her fill of alpha cock yet. So she denied her husband sex, but still fooled around with traveling musicians, soldiers, and other bad boys.

One day, the inevitable happened, and she discovered she was pregnant. Her husband was understandably furious, and wasn't sure whether to divorce her or bring her to the courts to be executed, as he knew the baby wasn't his and she must have been fooling around.

Casting about desperately for some way to save her hide, she claimed that she was still a virgin, and that the baby was God's. Her husband, who was more than a little senile and probably couldn't even get it up anymore, decided to go along with it, or maybe he just forgot where he was.

Either way, she had a little bawling baby boy named Joshua, who became a very famous alternative performance artist, his "get nailed to a stick" act turning into a huge hit.

The End.