>you will never be a greek athlete training to compete at olympia while courting a cute greek boy
Yeah but I'm not Greek so I've got that going for me
but what did greek boys looked like
>one chance at life
>born greek
AAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>1808877
>you will never be an overpaid customs officer and former samurai of the Tokugawa Shogunate inspecting imports from Tanegashima and snuggling with Kojiro every night while smoking your opium pipe
>>1808877
Me on the left
>>1808877
Their armor was short for easy access to boipucci