How historically accurate is this game, /his/?
>>1773983
It's one of those games that's so good that you can't be embittered that it's not too accurate.
>>1773983
Oh god, that takes me back.
>>1773983
pretty acurate
>>1773983
About as accurate as pic related.
>>1773983
kek
>>1774410
oh shit lmao
>>1773983
fuck i just played it again, how do i win? its too hard. how was i so much better when i was 10
Fairly accurate, i dont think its too far-fetched to believe that every now and then knight's would take their anger out by beating the shit out of peasants
>>1773983
Not at all. At least 90% of the characters must be of sub-Saharan descent.
>>1774410
Nostalgia
>>1774410
>flash games will never have music this dope again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bupXb1Cby2U
>>1774410
>>1777713
damn that brings back feels
Any other classics?
>>1777753
>>1777753
>>7777777
>>1778247
shit nigga we going way back now
>>1777777
>this thread
>>1778312
I've been to Japan, I can confirm that this is accurate.
>itt: shit taste
Fuedalism 2 is one of the best flash games ever made, its basically mount and blade.
>>1778329
MY NIGGA
Fucking loved that shit
>tfw all that loot when you win a big battle
>>1774690
Its easy as fuck nigga. Tanky melee x2, then archer or something like that.
What was the name of that ww1 flash game? It was my shit. Along with Bowman.
>Check Newgrounds
>No silly Trump v Clinton shitty railshooter or something equally amazing on the front page
>>1778345
Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>1778339
Warfare 1917?
>>1778339
Warfare 1917?
>>1777713
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHG7KDWuUgM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdyeV3GL9RE
>mfw this thread
>implying tower defense isn't the most comfy genre
>>1778382
Yeah, it was called 1944. I think it's ironically because it let you do more. The more primitive interface, with the only options of "call for reinforcements" and "Charge ahead frontally" captures a sense of WW1 in a way that 1944 didn't for WW2.
>>1778384
It was.
But not in Flash games.
>Best online game has been dead for several years
>Neither Starcraft II customs or Dota 2 customs is even leagues close to being as good
>>1778400
Dota td is comfy desu
>>1778334
>>1778329
>When the samurai oneshots you
>this thread
holy shit
>Tfw people here are probably from all over the world who played the same flash games during lunch hours at school.
Feels
>>1778918
>he didn't play a cracked version of Halo during lunch like all the cool kids did.
>he didn't play on a LAN server with all the other kids from the school.
>>1778918
>>1778918
>tfw
I have no doubt in my mind that my love of strategy games stemmed from playing flash games.
The master list of the ones which most made me love them are:
>Feudalism 1&2
>Warlords 1&2
>Age of War
>Stick War (Only on Stickpage ;_;)
>Last Stand 2, bizarrely
>Rebuild series
>this thread
lads
>>1778400
>tfw used to play on comfy-as local SouthAfrican server
>almost purely DotA being hosted
>Actually genuinely FUN close-knit community (~3000 people at its peak)
>games like HoN, LoL start appearing, casuals & noobs leave the server because those shitgames pander to noobs
>abandoned ship before DotA2 hit
>Dota2 sucks nuts, none of that comfy banter from Twilight (server's name) no recognisable players, no-one gives a shit about having a fun game everyone just plays for MUH MINMAXING MUH E-SPORTS MUH PLAYER STATS
It peaked back in 2010. I gave it one last try in 2012 before I got my Dota2 open beta invite, and I remember how depressingly empty the server felt. Fucking LoL & DotA2 ruined everything.
To this day I cherish the memories I have of staying up past midnight playing Castle Fight, or Uther's, or Sheep/Tree Tag, or Pudgies, or spoiling/discovering Anime I had yet to watch on shitty fanmaps.
;_; but those days are gone.. (apologies for the blogposting, thought I might share some feels)
;)
>>1778918
Actually no what the fuck, I don't know even one of the games mentioned ITT. We played flash games at computer class, and they were all in english, but not those.
>>1778247
This game was hard as fuck
who else /nitrome/ here?
>>1779118
jesus christ anon, I had feels run down my spine
that was my shit
i can't relate to people who've never played a decent flash game.
>>1779138
>that sequel where the apache comes and fucks your shit up
do you remember your high score lads?
I knew that flashgames were dead the second addictinggames.com got bought out by (((Disney)))
>>1779185
lel
100% accurate portrayal of life in ancient rome
>>1779185
GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR
GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR
GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipJ8cpktZdg
>>1779044
OH my man the comfy servers and everyone knowing each other and hosts everyone knew was the days of dota. It was a close-knit community of banters, there was memes about when people picked their MVP heroes.
The feels of getting a good 10 man group and playing like 10 games one after another and 5-6 people playing some fun maps after.
HNGGG the nostalgia
>>1779165
>when you build a maze of exploding barrels and fuck up the whole screen with one shot
>>1779193
holy fuck anon i am dying thank you for posting lmao
>>1779185
>>1779192
100% accurate portrayal of the Crusades too
>>1779165
Holy shit I was so godamm bad at this one
>too many people are playing. refresh to try again.
>refresh
>refresh
>refresh
>refresh
guys I've feeling feels I didn't expect to ever feel again
>>1779235
Anyone else remember that cool Saving Private Ryan flash animation on stickpage.com?
>>1778982
>warlords
Mah nigga.
>upgrade spearmen to max stats
>spam them and send scouts down any empty lanes
>demons on suicide watch
>>1779229
ohhhh the memories when you write down all combinations on a piece of paper and then finally get all max levels.
one of the most beautiful moments in childhood
>>1779138
Was the pixelart really that bad? Nostalgia I guess.
>>1779225
I literally played all of their grindy ass games back in the day and even paid for membership
jesus christ
We Witcher/Diablo hybrid now
better than any official smash game Nintendo released
This game was so fucking good.
ACHILLES!
>>1779298
It was bad and full of bugs.
kino
>>1779322
I liked Madness better desu
Who /endless war/?
There's this one tower defense game I remember wherein you played as a singular tower (which looked basically like a white circle) and had to defeat increasing numbers of souped-up bads.
You'd grab upgrades between rounds for the tower- by the end you'd basically just be flinging particles and explosions in every direction almost indiscriminately.
Anyone remember the name of the game? I think it had a selection of rave-y/electronica-y music, possibly, as a soundtrack, if that helps any.
>there will never be a conclusion to Joe Zombie
>>1779332
>for real
might watch them now
I can't wait until early to mid internet culture is /his/ related.
>>1779447
had the best spinoff games too.
>discover unblocked site with all the best games
>district figures it out and filters it
what was her name /his/?
>>1779453
I concur
>>1779138
An Apache in Terraria?
>ctrl+F: fancy
>0 results
what was that puzzle kinda game where you had to guide a stick figure guy to a portal without dying called?
>>1779498
>hammer is actually down
neat
>>1779542
comfy
>>1779542
>>1779555
this fucking game was unbelievably influential
>>1779576
h-how so anon
>>1779576
nah, that catapult game that was totally not ripped off by angry birds was more influential.
>>1779581
pretty much launched the whole genre of physics tilting vehicle type games which flooded the flash game scene and remain popular to this day
>>1779586
You mean pic related? This game was the shit.
>>1779225
>I will never get all those days I spent during vacation grinding for Golden and Nightmare Sets back
That game was the beginning of the end for me. After I got banned from the forums I found 4chan and it's been downhill since.
>>1779586
i agree, but this was still extremely influential in its own right too
and they were both shamelessly copied and repackaged for mobile sale, though definitely not to the same extent as angry birds
>>1779604
couldn't the catapult game be basically called the grandfather of angry birds?
>>1779611
>grandfather
No, more like a direct fucking clone, right down to the different munitions/birds, and objective of kill the soldiers by knocking down the structures.
Except one was a free flash game and the other was a .99 cent multibillion dollar franchise.
>>1779626
damn this shit got so depressing so fast
why do the jews ruin everything
>>1779611
yeah, castle clout was the first of its kind
so many incredibly successful mobile games are just unscrupulous gentrified clones of clever flash games
Who remembers Stronghold 2?
>>1779666
that was pretty cool but i liked the bowmaster games way more
>>1773983
100% accurate.
The good old days of Newgrounds/ArmorGames/Kongregate
May as well list games I remember that haven't already been listed yet:
>Monster's Den
>Gemcraft
>Epic War 3
>Protector
>StormWinds
>Murloc RPG
>Hands of War
>Epic Battle Fantasy
And somehow these old, free Flash games are still a thousand times better than any mobile phone game or "indie" game being pushed on Steam today.
>>1779118
I can still appreciate nitrome now. The art is actually kind of nice.
>>1777713
>mfw thought I had forgot entirely about this
>>1773983
this has been the most entertaining thread on /his/ in a long time
>>1778312
>Never completed the game
>>1778400
>ISLAND TD!!! GL HF NO NOOBS
My favourite, favourite game was Island or Ice Troll Tribes, but people rarely wanted to play it. Anyone else here play that shit religiously like I did?
>mfw battling enemy berseker for steel axe as a shaman
>always tryin' to find the bear cub to tame
>solo survival as a gatherer for hours because muh 6 carry slots
Stop it
You're actually making me nostalgic about the mid 2000's.
>>1779959
embrace the feels anon
embrace it
>>1779962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZB4e4-2io0
TEN YEARS
>>1779972
pls no
fuqq
I remember vividly my elementary school friend showing me age of war. He still lives down the street and his mom died, wonder how he's doing.
also holy fuck the nostalgia in this thread guys
>tfw school blocked all of the remotely fun sites
>all we had was this
>>1780029
pay him a visit anon
>>1780143
this
play some old flash vidya too for old times' sake
>>1780119
Who else /coolmathgames.com/ here?
>>1780189
das it mane
>tfw going on the porn portal on newgrounds for the first time as a kid
The was my first introduction to animated porn. It's been a downward spiral of degeneracy ever since.
I have no idea whether to be nostalgic for Runescape because it was a fun game, but the period I was playing it was actually one of the most unhappy times of my entire life.
If I'm lucky, I'll feel the same way about 4chan in ten years.
Slipknot Hentai gallery
All the edgy shit on stickpage was the bomb.
>>1780363
>not just spamming riflemen and grenadiers for dat trench clearing
>not just spamming heavy artillery
fucking fritz OUT
>>1780368
My entire strategy was [X] trenches of grenadiers to mass up 3[X]+1 units of them by throwing them out when the last one showed up, and then the MG trench to fuck over their attacks.
Or sometimes I gathered up the grenadiers and then sent them with a tank.
>>1779854
>>Epic Battle Fantasy
aw shit nigga
>>1779235
FUCK
>>1779923
Fuck you drug-addicted jesus
>>1780242
Huh.
Almost thought you had a typo for a moment
>>1780470
Fucking Zombie Hydras were damn near impossible to beat.
>when the Alien invasion campaigns turn into the Biblical Apocalypse
>>1779306
Fuck I loved this and Warlord: Heroes
>>1780189
I had the greatest fucking lemonade stand on the planet.
>>1777713
That theme was so lit
>>1780579
Endless War was my fucking jam
>>1779939
Never could get into Troll Tribes, but I played the shit out of Parasite 2, Uther Party, and Darwin's Island. Man, I remember my summer in grade 10 was just WCIII custom maps.
>>1780640
>Uther Party
Man, that and Element TD were the two best custom maps out there.
I had high hopes that Valve could recreate that with the Dota 2 custom map system, but that abomination isn't even a tenth as good as the real thing.
>Tfw the golden days of WC3 are never coming back
>>1780748
Yeah, so many fun game modes and styles that you can't find anywhere else. Still, although the game is terminally ill and wheezing on the hospital bed it's not quite dead. Check out Makemehost for servers, but most games you see are just empty rooms hosted by bots. Very literally artificial life support. (All my Warcraft images are Garithos memes, wow)
>>1780586
>coffee stand game
>charge outrageous prices for absolutely abhorrent coffee
should just rename it to 'ancap simulator'
Um guys?
>>1780640
>Parasite 2
>Uther Party
>Darwin's Island
Based, though I don't think I ever managed to play a single Parasite 2 game where I didn't fuck with the other players
>>1780855
And how dare non have brought this up?
>>1780866
A shame that the ones after 2 were all pay-to-play.
Anyone remember this game?
>>1780855
Better than Metal Slug 4 & 5.
>>1778345
You can still play the Bush v Kerry ones
>>1780863
If everyone tried to be cooperative and helpful the game would usually be shit honestly. When you've got people guarding doors and demanding others take the blood test it kind of sucks the fun out of it. I just remember immediately loading up on bombs or whatever then running around like an asshole.
Just realized I'm browsing /his/
>tfw the teacher caught me playing this and went on a rant about the inaccuracy
Since we are talking about flash games can some of you help me out? I remember this game it was basically megaman but more militaristic it had multiple parts/games
>>1780748
Not to mention the SC2 custom map system seems intent of punishing creativity. It seems instead it's focused on trying to find and popularize the next big thing like DOTA so Blizz can remake it as a standalone game.
>>1781053
>when your tommies pull a mad minute on the hun
>>1780998
Flash games are ancient history, anon.
Any video game more than 5 years old may as well be a fossil.
>>1774690
>when i was 10
Are there literal 16 years old on 4chan?
>>1778377
fuck you. I didn't need those feels
>>1779494
None. We barely did any IT throughout our whole school career.
>>1778400
I couldn't stand its late life when it was all DotA all the time. Was never into AoS
>>1781219
>sonny 3 was announced almost 4 years ago
I've played almost every game in this thread, this is such a nostalgia trip. I'm still cut up over microtransactions and freemium phone games killing the flash community.
>tfw when you started on 4chan these threads included early newgrounds games and now there are almost more games from late newgrounds era/armor games
Not sure what to feel about this, it's all still part of my youth but what about in 4 years? will these threads be full of games I don't know? will I have my nostalgia for myself?
>>1781284
In 4 years, 4chan will be kill and we'll be reminiscing the good old days of a Cambodian forum about fly fishing.
>>1781288
there'll just be another stupid image board that has taken the mantle of top dog and we'll all be on their /his/ board talking about the great empire of 4chan and make radical extrapolated statements based on what made it fall
>>1781245
played this years before I knew Warcraft existed was even a thing.
Still waiting for the final chapters of episode 2
>>1781295
And you can say to them "I was there in its final days. I saw it when it first started crashing randomly and when it finally went offline for good, with no explaination given by Hiroshima. Suck my dick now"
>>1781302
Isn't Murloc 2 dead
>>1781309
I dunno. Last time I went to the guy's site he was working on some project with Unity, before Unity was a thing
>>1781227
>replied to himself
holy shit
THE WORLD IS SPINNING TOO FAST
>>1779362
Fuck yes. So many guns...
>>1781249
I got into it during the time it was 80-90% Dota.
It was fine, because the population was still large enough that you could play the last 10% of random maps, without a long waiting queue.
The only is that I only played Dota to try it, and yet years later, I am playing Dota 2 religiously.
Anyone remember Flash Trek Broken Mirror?
>>1781851
>neat edgy music
>find 2 ships buying and selling the same good in the same system
>fill and empty cargo several times
>buy bigger ship
>repeat
>now multi millionaire
>explore map
>buy the pimped galaxy class, super torpedos and death ray
>decide to conquer everything
>get bored after conquering 1/4 of the systems and give up
>>1781737
19-2000
The feels...
I don't know about you guys, but since reading this thread with all these feels I've been playing these nostalgic flash games all day long again and it really struck a chord with me
I don't want this thread to die alone here on remote /his/, think we should make like a "Nostalgic Flash Games General" on /vg/ as /nfgg/ (incidentally sounds like "newfag general")?
OP shouldn't be that hard either, basically just links to flash websites like Armor Games/Newgrounds/Addictinggames/[spoiler]cool math games[/spoiler] and all the other sites
We can totally make it happen and not lose each other lads, make flash game reviews with each other ans generally keep the feels going
I guess if people are interested I could make a thread and just link it here too
>>1782277
seconding this
that would be so comfy.
>>1779972
fuck the 90s, 00 was the shit
>>1774410
>>1777713
mfw i've become old enough to feel actual nostalgia
Friendly reminder that /f/ is a thing that exists and could use some new faces.
>>>/f/
>>1782304
here you go anon, once and for all
>>>/vg/156606153
>>>/vg/156606153
>>>/vg/156606153
>>1782428
I had thought about /f/ but we're mostly playing games on other websites, not much sharing files directly. I still appreciate ithough
>>1782277
Anon, /vg/ is where threads go to die from no population, or the generals are kept afloat by raw shitposting and anime.
Its not a good place to go.
>>1782564
I have hope in this one anon, plus I can't think of any other practical alternative. I don't think the anime and shitposting will get that bad either, these are good people and this is something special
[spoiler]I'm a /vg/ regular so it seemed natural for me[/spoiler]
>>1782564
maybe /vr/ is better since it's the place for nostalgic and retro vidya
>>1782584
I was under the impression that /vr/ is pre-2000 though
flash games are shitty, but distinctly 2000's
Is it normal to get nostalgic over things you did in middle-school? That's not childhood it's the beginning of the teen years all the way to your 20s. Oh. I gotta leave this site.
>>1782920
>not 70 years
>>1782920
that's nothing
i get nostalgic over things i did less than a year ago
>>1782920
>was still in middle school at age 20
>>1782920
1. Towards the start of your teens, your memory gets A LOT better.
2. You do more meaningful activities towards middle school
3. You get super nostalgic over things you discover yourself, and really enjoyed
When these factors combine, its fine. Its fun.
I still get nostalgic over the last few jobs i worked, vacations that was weeks ago, or playing on a sports team.
Used to play this all the time in the computer lab at school.
>TFW 2009 was 7 years ago
Sometimes I wish I were a kid again.
You know what, /his/? Maybe you're not as big of a weirdo as I thought.
>>1783004
we all do anon. we all do
>>1779494
It's been so long that the names escape me.
>>1780579
Oh god, Endless War was so fucking good.
>All them campaigns
>All them weapons
Want to storm Normandy with Fallout weaponry? Go right ahead!
>>1780204
Those MeetnFuck games
>>1779447
Did they ever finish the series?
I stopped at 9
>>1783640
>mfw parents found out I played orgasm girl
Also fuck orgasm girl to death. Fucking christ that game was hard
>>1779939
I preferred Jungle.
>>1782277
yes fucking please
these feels are unreal
y'all niggas already know
>>1783917
Aw shit, I remember this fucking game.
jesus christ the graphics on this were bad
>>1780204
>>1783838
gotchu senpai >>>/vg/156606153
>>1778982
You probably won't read this but Stick War is available for free as a phone app.
>>1778982
You probably won't read this but Stick War and Age of War are available for free as phone apps.
Who remembers Tanks? I remember using the family computer to play with my friend.
>>1774410
What is the historic equivalent of spamming hundreds of slingshot men until you had enough to send 3 super soldiers at once?
>>1774410
>>1777713
100% accurate depiction of medieval siege warfare
Fuck, these feels are too strong
>>1784588
The Iraq War
>>1785671
the Iraq war was more like starting off the game with the scifi halo mans against the cave men.
>>1777713
That music pops up in my head from time to time.
>>1777776
This game is pleb tier tbqh.
>>1778345
Newgrounds is dead mane, it was dead ever since Tom began making console games
>>1779118
MAH NIGGA
Anyone remember this game?
It basically sparked my interest in history
>>1780963
I want my silly parody of current Political events, damn it!
>>1777753
this one got me into history
>>1777713
Jesus Christ I actually teared up
>before flash game were fun free to play game
>now it's shitty chinese P2W MMO or idle game
Where did everything go so wrong ?
>>1786383
in 2010 when iOS killed flash games' main audience. bored poorfag kids.
by the way chinese P2W MMOs are nothing new
>Tfw when these games were being ported to smartphones for free and it was gonna be awesome all these great completely free games you can take anywhere but then p2w came and fucked everything up
>>1779590
We are forgetting Elasto Mania.
>>1781056
ALIAS?
>>1787455
not him but i was actually looking for that game.
thanks anon
This was the first time i was exposed to actual violence, i was probably 6 or 7 years old and i actually remember tabbing down when the teacher passed by when we got to use the two only computers in the school.
>>1788342
>>1788351
comfyyy
>>1777713
wtf my cat fell asleap instantly as i played that song
>>1777713
Holy shit I'd totally forgotten about that
Damn that brings me back
>>1778982
Warlords was THE SHIT
Real niggas played this shit
>mfw the /his/ thread outlived the /vg/ thread
I guess /vg/ is just too fast for something as niche as this, but it still gives the feels knowing that this thread attracted so many people from all over the world in the first place.
>>1787389
huh interesting, i'll have to check it out
i don't remember playing anything like that before adrenaline challenge but i guess i was wrong
ITT
>>1788465
holy shit, I had forgot about that
>>1783940
And the fucking storyline is beyond surreal.
>>1782920
from about age 10 to 13 your intelligence increases and you still have the high neuroplasticity of a child, from 14 to 18 you still have high neuroplasticity and you are allowed to do increasingly cool things
>>1785717
AWEKRAUURURGH I COULD NEVER FUCKING WIN THIS GAME
>>1785717
aww yeah
rip harald
/his/ - Video Games and Nostalgia
>>1785717
name?
>>1793390
came here to post this
I see all these games being posted and I immediately have the urge to call you all underage but that's because I remember them and I still feel 14. I'm 18 already but fuck
>>1777777
also, checking
>>1785717
1066 on kongregate
>>1778392
Yeah, I don't know why I couldn't get to like 1944 more than 1917. I liked challenging myself in 1917 and not use too many troops, trying to either blitzkrieg and win in no time or take it slow with minimal casualties.
>>1793390
>tfw exploding 1 second away from the refuel station
>>1779542
I loved the art style
>>1793489
>grind it for hours and then find the devil at the bottom of the map
Every time
>>1781053
>using only machine gun crews and riflemen to get an easy win by draining morale
only works if they dont use too much artillery though
>>1783267
idk why there's a candystand watermark but that's a nitrome game, pretty dope too
>>1779972
What a ride.
>>1779972
No fucking way, all of this is from 2006 alone?
>>1793390
Shit
>>1779498
What was this game called ive been looking for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPa4Wn1wAiY
>tfw literally never grasped how to wall jump in any game at all
>>1793657
>>1793644
To me 2006 is still that year that was "3 years ago".
Where did all the time go?
>>1793758
>1999 was 700 years ago
>>1793765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glM0LgjCOY
>>1780579
Was this the game with the top-down view?
>>1793758
>we are reaching the end of 2016
>2020 is right around the corner
GOAT puzzlegame
>>1793765
>1971 was 45 years ago
>>1793699
Thing thing
>>1793887
>0 was 2016 years ago
>>1779459
The spinoffs of the spinoffs were great.
>punch guy across room
>grab his gun
>sift another
>throw gun at head of a third
>>1779542
All time favorite. I'll buy the paid one sometime... There's one, right?
>>1779165
so damn high
I love all of you guys so much
>>1777713
>Don't remember any of these flash games
>But definitely remember this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8
>>1779972
Fuck you. This is history now.
>>1793823
Yep
>>1795583
damn that game was good
>nearly 8 years old
my heart hurts
>>1779306
I liked 300 Spartans better desu, although it was hard af
>>1779185
It sucks that there is P2P but otherwise solid 8/10
Wich MeetnFuck was best and why was the agent one?
>>1790711
Oh god.
>>1779972
>People are nostalgic about shitty 2006
I feel so fucking old.
>the age of flash games are over
>>1796065
>Not the Space one
Pleb
>>1779972
Thank god that's over.
>>1795763
I remember that, I never got far.
At most got a horse and one guy.
>>1784588
I still remember the cheat for this, the timer bar at the top keeps going even when you pause.
So you can use the super pause and then use it again.
I'm still bad at games.
Anyone remember this one? I was on the funny games website for a quarter of my childhood, when i accidentally stumbled on the porn section too it changed me
Still cant remember how i found the porn section or how to get back there
>>1779593
OH FUCK I FORGOT THIS GAME EXISTED OH FUCK ANON YOU HIT ME IN THE HEART
Thread that is about to die, we salute you!