Colonialist reality TV show: >Each team is given a large swathe

>>1762908
>italy has libya
>not the ottomans
ANGERY

>>1762912
That's to show Libya is colonizing Italy

>>1762916
ITS AN OTTOMAN PROVINCE
THE ITALIANS WERE LATE

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>>1762908
>ethnically diverse African territory
>effective system of government and law

>>1762908
None really.

>>1762908
The German colonies have been reasonably chill.
Namibia has long been considered the best nonwhite country in sub-Saharan Africa.
my vote goes to Hans

Brits were the only decent colonisers and there colonies appeared to have turned out the most successful (Australia, NZ, Singapore, Hong Kong, even Jordan or Malaysia) and the more successful African nations today were once British colonies (Botswana, Mauritius, S.Africa maybe).

>>1764402

Kenya is also successful, just very poor, and Nigeria is the "Tiger" of the African economies but then the country floats on a sea of oil so its success was inevitable.

>>1764302
>kill all the locals
>chill

>>1762912
what is the Italo-Turkish War

>>1764425

It's been chill ever since the war, faggot. Cry me a river.

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>>1764402

>>1764425
>Kill a portion of a tribe that won't stop practicing their age old tribal practice of raping and killing other tribes because ooga booga
Fixed that for you.

>>1764402
I think you mean the Dutch

>>1764720
>>1764680
We have very little to do with modern sef efrika except for the boers. There hasnt been any Dutch control since the Napoleonic war. And even the Boers are for a very big part Huguenot, German and Dano-Norwegian alongside their Dutch heritage.

France, though it might not be entirely fair since they pretty much still control their former empire.

>>1764402
Pathetic attempt.

>>1764680
>>1764720
>>1765114
LOOK MUM I KNOW THAT THE DUTCH USED TO CONTROL SOUTH AFRICA UNTIL THE NAPOLEONIC WARS LOOK AT ME

>>1765137
It's pathetic because the Brits are the worst colonisers in history and produced dozens of shitholes wrought with civil wars and genocides, many of which already perpetrated by the Brits themselves, yet you all have this completely unwarranted pride in your failed empire, probably because it's your only notable achievement.

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>>1765162
is this a real post

>>1762908
we killed the most niggers we win

>>1762908

Liberia in a way kinda was an American colony, with the difference being that the U.S. didn't acknowledge them as being a colony due to muh freedom n shit.

>educate them
>introduce the concept of a national identity to unite the tribal bullshittery
>invest in them instead of exploit for resources

Wow suddenly things go better

>>1762908
better idea for reality tv show
It is called "eugenics - genocide race"
>Each team given control of large swathe of african territory and given access to large finances
>Whoever can kill all the niggers and supplant them with white settlers the fastest wins

>>1766592
>>educate them
That's gonna make it much harder for yourself bub.

>introduce the concept of a national identity to unite the tribal bullshittery
You need to turn them against one another to retain power with a low budget.

>>invest in them instead of exploit for resources

Grats now your homeland is PISSED you are wasting resources on blacks AND you budget is getting very strained.

It's like none of you fucks know shit about colony rule.

>>1764690
That's not how the genocide occured.

>>1764302
It was shit. Only South Africa made it any decent (for their whites). The policy towards natives was basically take asset from them an turn them into pseudo-0slaves for the settler class but much more upfront and batshit crazy German organisations with a huge entitlement complex.

It's not even the best country in SSA unless you are a Germanboo for some God forsaken reason seeking to give Germany SOME credit.

>>1766592
Incredible. It's a wonder nobody thought about that before.

>>1762908
If the Central Powers won WWI (with help from Italy) what would Africa wind up looking like?